IM_BETMAN

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is maintained at Site-███ and has to be kept in a regular metal box with soil inside and a light approximately for 18 hours every day. It has to be watered every week. Every personnel that is going to manipulate with SCP-XXXX needs to wear protective suits.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a potato (Variety Nezabudka) capable of speech weighing approximately 185 grams, it has tree human eyes and a human mouth. It was found in a small Ukraine city named [REDACTED] in a basement in 27/4/19██. The owner of the house called a local police because of hearing a loud moaning in the basement. Not many are known about SCP-XXXX because many documents were lost or destroyed after the fall of the Soviet Union and G.R.U Division "P". For many years SCP-XXXX was selling on the black market, and after about █ years it finally caught the eye of the foundation. SCP-XXXX was moved on Site-███ in 30/5/20██.

+ Interview

> <Begin Log, [2/6/20██/12:37]>
> Dr.██████: So how long have you been in that basement?
> SCP-XXXX: ( Looks around the room stressed )
> Dr.██████: Hey, are you okay ? ( Snaps fingers )
> SCP-XXXX: ( Amprehensible )
> Dr.██████: Can you speak up a bit please ?
> SCP-XXXX: Wh-… where… am i… ?
> Dr.██████: You are in a facility.
> SCP-XXXX: Okay… What do you want ?
> Dr.██████: We want to ask you a few questions, that´s all.
> SCP-XXXX: If I would know that…
> Dr.██████: That's okay next question, do you think there are, or were potatoes like > > > you?
> SCP-XXXX: I think they are, when I was getting picked up I heard noises in my head like > there was some connection.
> Dr.██████: Next question, do you know Ukraine language?
> SCP-XXXX: I know only some words like I said I heard them talking about the explosion.
> Dr.██████: Alright, thank you that's all.
<End Log, [2/6/20██/12:43]>

Addendum 01: Researchers noticed that SCP-XXXX is starting to grow roots.