QUANTUM_AGENT

The foundation’s intern

Object Class: Keter

Containment procedures: SCP-XXXX is to have two hundred fifty($250) US dollars deposited in its bank account monthly, this does not mean that it is part of site personnel, don’t boss it around like an intern. If you do, remember that it is being contained willingly and we have no actual way to contain it. The SCP is allowed free roam of the site at which it is located for the best efficiency of its abilities, it’s allowed access to sentient/sapient Euclid SCP’s and above to use its abilities to help the foundation preventing containment breaches. Under no circumstances should SCP-XXXX be allowed to interact or know of the existence of the following researchers or SCP’s: SCP-507, DR, Kondracki, DR Bright, SCP-049, SCP-106, DR Clef, SCP-001, SCP-1000, DR Mann, SCP-200 or any of the overwrites of DR Bright.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.68 meter tall humanoid with vanta-black skin with pure white spots dotting it, along with no facial features besides a constant smile that causes people who interact with it to relax this, however, is not the main anomalous effect as it posses enhanced strength and teleportation abilities that far exceed anything previously observed, other abilities and knowledge possessed by SCP-XXXX include regenerative immortality, extensive knowledge on biology, chemistry, philosophy, history/creation of the Philly cheesesteak sandwich, hand to hand combat training, higher than average marksmanship, ability to sense a living thing’s intentions, resistance to low caliber bullets and an unknown device that allowed for interdimensional travel.

Addendum: all experiments that have higher than 50% chance of death now has SCP-xxxx as the test subject

+ discovery log

SCP-XXXX was found during a raid on a chaos insurgency outpost while trying to assassinate a high ranking operative but the MTF put the outpost into high alert. It was able to successfully eliminate the target but its escape and the raid both were disrupted when reinforcements arrived at the outpost but SCP-XXXX along with the MTF captain was able to secure the outpost in the aftermath, the device which allowed interdimensional travel was destroyed. SCP-XXXX avoided foundation capture for up to four months but was employed by the 05 council after it posted an ad on the deep web for its hitman services, now SCP-XXXX is a thorn in site personnel’s collective sides but has proven itself useful when it counts.

+ Test logs

Test A-xxxx

Subject: SCP-xxxx

Procedure: entered 076’s containment cell brandishing a simple knife and is instructed to threaten 076

Results: subject was killed then regenerated in containment cell

Analysis: at least we know he can't die from having its head crushed in

Test B-xxxx

Subject: Scp-xxxx

Procedure: The subject enters 903 for six hours then exits

Results: shot itself in the head and regenerated with no memory of the experiment

Analysis: what could've happened in there

Test C-xxxx

Subject: scp-xxxx

Procedure: Subject is blown up with sixty tons of high grade explosives

Results: Subject teleported and punched the lead researcher in the face breaking his nose

Analysis: What was the point of the experiment we know he can’t die

Test D-xxxx

Subject:

Procedure: The subject was directed to teleport to the center of the universe and take one picture

Results: Four dead scp-xxxx bodies

Analysis: Scp-xxxx is rather disgruntled by this one

Test E-xxxx

Subject:

Procedure: Subject was introduced to a scranton reality anchor and was told to eat it

Results: subject refused and ate the site directors lunch

Analysis: this is just a waste of resources

Test F-xxxx

Subject: Scp-xxxx and 1 D-class

Procedure: D-class is instructed to punch Scp-xxxx in the face

Results: 1 D-class with his entire arm bone shattered in eighty four peices

Analysis:All he did was punch it, new questations about the molecular make-up of scp-xxxx are being considered

+ Incident report

1/13/20██
SCP-XXXX appeared in the middle of SCP-682’s containment cube and caused a breach as it enraged 682

4/8/20██
SCP-XXXX stole a katana that hung over Dr.six’s office door multiple times leading to him filling a complaint with site command

11/15/20██
It blew up a coffee maker scolding Dr.Six with 1st-degree burns saying that “I’ll make it up to you”

5/7/20██
SCP-096 broke containment after Dr.Six viewed a picture of its face sent by an unknown entity, SCP-XXXX stopped the Dr from being killed but the battle was bloody and the resulting mixture of SCP-096’s blood and SCP-XXXX’s blood splashed on Dr.Six giving him regenerative immortality, gold-colored eyes, and arms and acute pyrokinetic abilities. Attempts at recreating this have led to [data expunged]

9/5/20██
It “accidentally” blew up a plane containing a drug lord with an extensive bounty

4/3/20██
[data expunged], god why would he do that?

2/2/20██
Broke containment and killed a high ranking official of the “church of the broken god” after he tried to use SCP-████ to bring back their god

+ Interviews conducted by Scp-xxxx