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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX Is to be contained at Site-82, in a studio apartment sized cell. The cell is to be furnished with nothing but a lawn chair and plastic table. SCP-XXXX is to have three GPS tracking systems connected to its surroundings, one on its left ankle, and one each on the previously aforementioned table and chair respectively. Two level 3 personnel are to watch monitors connected to said GPS tracking devices at all times.

If SCP-XXXX leaves the cell, please replace lawn chair and plastic table if needed. If SCP-XXXX's global coordinates are outside spacetime and therefore untrackable, SCP-XXXX-3 is to be set inside the cell and aggravated to the point of violence, then locked in. Should SCP-XXXX still refuse to appear in the cell, a D-class trained in hand to hand combat is to incapacitate and recontain SCP-XXXX-3. SCP-XXXX has not yet ignored the incapacitation of SCP-XXXX-3 and will appear everytime after recontainment, apologizing profusely to SCP-XXXX-3 for letting him get hurt and then quickly sitting in his chair asking for personnel to please let SCP-XXXX-3 go.

SCP-XXXX-3 should be contained in a smaller utility closet sized room, SCP-XXXX-3 is to have an hour of time everyday of which it can talk to SCP-XXXX-3D, a duck named George. SCP-XXXX-3 has no anomalous properties and is to be used as a recontainment device for SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-3D is to kept in a dog kennel in the monitoring room for SCP-XXXX.

Should SCP-XXXX's global coordinates be outside the cell (but still inside spacetime) for more then two hours, one level 1 personnel is to open the cell and stand in the room, stating facts about spatial relativity and the connection between black holes and other planes of existence. Once SCP-XXXX returns it is advised that personnel stay and chat, to raise the SCP's mood.1

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid being who calls itself, "the first demigod," When asked what it meant, it stated that it was "the first demigod, demigod of Chaos, and son of Kaon." SCP-XXXX wears a set of clothing resembling 1920's era fashion, the hat of which has the ability to contain almost2 anything SCP-XXXX wishes to pull out of it. Items pulled from The hat, referred to from this moment onwards as SCP-XXXX-1, are listed as follows.

  1. A can of pepsi soda, which was pulled out when personnel in the cell stated that he was thirsty.
  2. A pack of cigarettes, of which he smoked one and put the rest back into his hat. This has happened multiple times since containment.
  3. A cane, SCP-XXXX has not put this back into the hat since it was conceived, when asked why it stated that "I like how it looks with my suit, why do you want one?" (Note that Dr. Ellen Joe3 accepted the proposal, and was gifted a cane made of mahogany wood with a silver skull handle on top. Said researcher has not stopped using the cane either, stating that he also liked how it went with his coat. More information in addendum)
  4. Three more hats, of which he gave to D class personnel who were tasked to attempt to harm SCP-XXXX. once they put on the hats they walked out of the cell in an organized line and waited for further instructions by site guards. one such instruction was to return to the call and harm SCP-XXXX but all three D class refused to even acknowledge this order.
  5. A QFX retro-90 radio, which he used to listen to 'Electro swing' music.

SCP-XXXX has dissociative identity disorder, so far 10 identities have been discovered, one of which is aggressive to all forms of life. This coupled with the fact that SCP-XXXX has the ability to make anything cease to be a part of or come into existence is why SCP-XXXX is to be kept in isolation unless necessary. Yet this is obvious and I shouldn't have to mention this

Recovery log XXXX

SCP-XXXX was brought to foundation attention when chinese janitorial staff called the State Environmental Protection Administration on reports of toxic gases leaking from somewhere in a unused company building. As no pipes nearby the building had busted the State Environmental Protection Administration sent a quarantine group to secure and repair whatever had broken inside the building. A week later a SCP embedded personnel called to report that all quarantine staff had ceased to exist, not even their records or employment history remained.

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