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SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Our Nutty Lord must be contained in a medium-sized containment cell. Peanut Himself is to be given a peanut garden, so it has children to raise. The cell is to be locked with a keycard door which requires Checkpoint Level 3 access.
Description:
The Holy Peanut is a large, humanoid member of the species of nut commonly known as the peanut. The Not-so-broken god is animate and extremely heavy, weighing around a metric ton1. God's primary anomalous effect is its effect on writing and speech. Peanut Butter and Holyness is physically unable to be referred to as anything other than some variation of 'Divine', 'Peanut', or a combination of the two. Our Saving Nut can only moved when not looked at, and it will attempt to hug anyone not looking at it, assuming The #1 Nut can feasibly reach them. Due to Peanut Boi's astounding weight, it often snaps the neck of whoever it tries to hug. The Cronch King gets stressed when it doesn't have peanuts to raise, invariably activating paternal instincts after 3 days without peanuts to care for.
Addendum XXXX-A
It was discovered shortly after containment that The Best Darn Peanut Ever got stressed after 3 days. Researcher O. Webb (who was eating a container of [REDACTED] brand peanuts) walked by The Original Peanut's containment cell, and SCP-G0D instantly started making noises whenever Dr. Webb looked away. Dr. Webb came to the conclusion that The Classic Nut had some sort of kinship with peanuts. Containment Procedures updated.
Addendum XXXX-B
It was recently discovered that Sir Peanutsalot can open doors that have a Checkpoint Level lock. Containment Procedures updated.
