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Item #: SCP-{{{{
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-{{{{ is stored in a 1 x 1 x 1 meter glass box. The item must remain under video surveillance at all times. The item is to be guarded by at least one (1) lightly-armed Class-C. SCP-{{{{ is to be stored at 22° C in order to prevent damage to the device. A bright light is to be shone over the container at all times to maintain the device's charge.

When transported, the device must be kept in a specialized briefcase, and must be accompanied by at least two (2) armed guards. Access to the buttons on the device is prohibited at all times apart from testing. Only Personnel with Level 3 Clearance and above are permitted to interact with the device. Any requests to interact with the device must be authorized by one (1) Level 4 administrator.

Description: SCP-5615 is a standard-issue Texas Instruments TI-30X calculator, with a navy blue casing and light blue protector. The device contains all of the functions of its standard counterpart, and it charges via a solar panel embedded in the front. The devices anomalous properties manifest when an entity enters an equation using the equals sign.

SCP-{{{{ is a matter-manipulating object, that can create any quantity of any desired object or material. The quantity is directly dependent on the value output by the calculator, and the object(s) produced depend on what the user is most prominently thinking about at the moment. See Test Log for list of productions.

If the function entered results in an error or negative number, no anomalous occurrences take place. The reset button on the back of the calculator, when pressed, does not terminate the object’s anomalous abilities.

After Incident {{{{-7, the use of the exponent, scientific notation, and multiplication functions are strictly prohibited for all personnel.

Addendum: Circumstances of Retrieval: Subject was discovered at a local college in ███████, Canada. Reports indicate that a Biology Test was being taken, when the room filled with approx. 40 metric tons of human ████. Contacted by former Foundation member Prof. ████ █████ after the incident, MTF Epsilon-6("The Village Idiots") searched the room, where they quickly discovered the item and its abilities. Class A amnestics were administered to 154 individuals through gas grenades.

+ Test Log

Item Type	Quantity	Results
American Pennies	10	Ten (10) mint-condition standard American pennies of various datings appeared before the device.
Watermelons	27	Dr. Indigo accidentally input 27 instead of 7, resulting in the minor injury of a nearby Security Guard. All items appeared as predicted.
Bullets	70	Seventy (70) bullets appeared before the device, of an unknown type. They were found to work with every bolt-action, automatic, and semi-automatic weapon tested. Further investigation into use as a military resource pending denied.
SCP-018	1	A Level 3 Security Personnel was administered Class C amnestics to remove all knowledge of SCP-018 from memory. An image was shown. One (1) non-anomalous iteration of SCP-018 was produced.
Human Red Blood Cells	5e^12	Approx. 1 liter of blood cells appeared in a puddle before the device. Note the lack of plasma and other components of blood.
D-6782	1	A perfect clone of D-6782 appeared before the device. However, it lacked cognitive function above basic motor control. Testing prohibited due to unrelated matters.

+ Request Log

Item Type	Quantity	Status
American Dollars	1,000,000,000	Denied
Micro High Intensity Discharge Weapon	1	Denied
Human ████	4	Pending
Nuclear Warhead	1	Denied
SCP-371	1	Pending
████████	1	Denied, Expulsion Pending

The following note was found on Dr. Indigo's desk after Incident {{{{-7 and subsequent termination.

+ Note From Dr. Indigo

██████, these damned bastards at Level 4 think they're so noble. A chance at infinite revenue and power is right in front of them, and they refuse to take it. Immorality is of no matter in this Foundation! If they won't give me authorization to use the God-given calculator, I'll do it myself.