Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
No remotely activated surveillance devices are to be activated inside SCP-XXXX (/see Addendum XXXX-02 for more details/)
SCP-XXXX is contained within Provisional-Site-51, which is constructed around SCP-XXXX in order to prevent public access. Provisional-Site-XX is to be staffed with 10-12 C-Class personnel to research SCP-XXXX and its ability to interface with baseline reality through SCP-XXXX-A.
SCP-XXXX-A is as of 13/06/2009 indefinetly locked down. Personnel must only access SCP-XXXX with previous authorization from site director
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 20 by 6 by 4 meter room resembling a bar from the early two thousands period located in the city of Philadelphia. On top of the entrance door, SCP-XXXX-A, there is a neon sign with the words 'no time lounge' on it. The building has four windows located on each side of the lateral walls, symmetrically, however, no light seems to come through them from the inside. No sounds coming from SCP-XXXX can be heard from outside of it.
Inside SCP-XXXX three round tables with four chairs each located in the left corner, a bartender table, three shelves with full bottles of ten different branded alcoholic beverages inside it and empty glasses of all kinds, four windows a ceilling fan in the middle and three plug outlets next to SCP-XXXX-A can be observed. It is thoughtThe windows located in the walls seem to portray a picture perfect still image of the environment outside SCP-XXXX.
Any entity entering SCP-XXXX through the main door, SCP-XXXX-A seem to open it instantly after it is closed. Subjects, however, report to have spent an amount of time different to what it is shown outside of it.
If no entity or object within SCP-XXXX is capable of (or chooses to) open SCP-XXXX-A from the inside, it will next be opened from outside. When SCP-XXXX-A is next opened, any objects or entities not native to SCP-XXXX will have entirely dissipated and evaporated into the air of the room, demonstrating the maximum possible entropy of a closed system. This suggests that SCP-XXXX experiences the passage of an infinite amount of time, or, at the very least, the amount of time required for the system to reach maximum entropy.
When entering SCP-XXXX through SCP-XXXX-A a caucasian balding male bartender in a black tuxedo with a white bowtie, SCP-XXXX-B, will introduce himself by the name of ████ Jackson and will offer a cup of wine to the guests. When finished drinking the cup of wine SCP-XXXX-B will say it is on the house. SCP-XXXX-B will continue offering free alcoholic beverages unless told not to. SCP-XXXX-B will attempt to converse with any sapient being entering the bar.
SCP-XXXX-B or any objects native to SCP-XXXX, are unable to be moved through SCP-XXXX-A, however, they can be harmed while in SCP-XXXX, attempts to do so show no resistence from SCP-XXXX-B, however, SCP-XXXX-B and all damaged entities native to SCP-XXXX will regenerate completely when re-opening SCP-XXXX-A from outside. The method by which this process occurs is unknown.
Addendum XXXX-01:
Dr. Allen attempted to record SCP-XXXX with a surveillance camera plugged into an outlet inside SCP-XXXX. Video footage shows a pitch black image during the whole video footage. Audio footage left Dr. Allen deaf due to an extremely high frecuency sound coming from SCP-XXXX. Audio analysis show the sound had a fintensity of over 500 decibels, breaking the device. If Dr. Allen is still alive it is due to his audio reproduction device was not able to reproduce the full frecuency. It is theorized that the video and audio are equal to infinite years of footage compressed into the whole time of the recording.
Addendum XXXX-02: Interview with XXXX-B
SCP-XXXX-B declined all requests to exit SCP-XXXX, and has been unable to be moved beyond SCP-XXXX-A, interview has taken place inside SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Offer
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-B
[BEGIN LOG]
SCP-XXXX-B:Welcome to the no time lounge sir, what can i get you?
Dr. Offer: Yeah, about that. I need you to answer some questions for me, the quicker you answer the sooner we'll be able to go back to do our things.
SCP-XXXX-B: Oh. (pauses) I could do that, but i insist, what can i get for you? Everything is on the house
Dr. Offer: I don't drink alcoholic beverages
SCP-XXXX-B: Don't worry sir, i can offer you a great variety of non-alcoholic drinks.
Dr. Offer: Again, i think I'll pass, thanks.
SCP-XXXX-B: Very well, what do you need me to answer then?
Dr. Offer: Alright, (looks through papers) first of all, what exactly are you? It's clear that you are not a non-anomalous human, how can you resurrect each time you are killed? Do you mind explaining that to me?
SCP-XXXX-B: That is a very personal question sir, i can't tell that to strangers. I can tell you my name if you need it
Dr. Offer: That won't be necessary, you have already told us your name several times. (sighs) Fine, let's just keep going, what is exactly the "no time lounge"? How did you manage to make it stop the flow of time?
SCP-XXXX-B: (turns his head slowly) I created the no time lounge so that people could enjoy having a drink or two without worrying about what happens outside. This would be their bubble, their isolation room, a way to disconnect from real life problems and just have a good time, that's why i made it a long time ago.
Dr. Offer: You didn't need to tell me all of that, a simple "It's a place for people to disconnect from reality" would have been enough, and besides, you didn't answer my question, how did you manage to make it stop the flow of time?
SCP-XXXX-B: I'm sorry sir, but i can't answer that question, i can't allow the public to know my secret, what if you wanted to make profit off of my idea? I'm not assuming you want to, it's just that the no time lounge has no interest in profit, and that's how it will stay.
Dr. Offer: I would like you to answer my questions, not to make a speech in front of me.
SCP-XXXX-B: I'm sorry, i sometimes begin speaking about my business and i never stop, please feel free to stop me if I'm rambling too much.
Dr. Offer: Trust me, i will. Alright, here's the next question. Where do you get your drinks from? You seem to spend all 24 hours of the day here.
SCP-XXXX-B: I was waiting for you to ask that. I make them myself, when i close this establishment i go to the basement's kitchen and make them myself. I can guarantee you that my homemade liquors are way better than any of those industri-
Dr. Offer (coughs loudly) Sorry, my throat is sore. Did you say you close this establishment? And where's that basement?
SCP-XXXX-B Only i have access to the basement, but you see that door over there? (points at SCP-XXXX-A) There's the entrance to the basement, it's the size of a house, there's everything you need for living in there. Oh, sorry, i began rambling again, where were we? Oh right, closing the establishment. I do, but that's the magic of my idea, it never closes from an outside perspective, isn't that amazing?
Dr. Offer: Yeah yeah, it is amazing, let's just get this done. Okay, i have one last question for you, and please answer me in one simple sentence. What do you do with the objects and corpses and things we leave here? Do you just leave it there until everything disappears? And what about when something gets destroyed?
SCP-XXXX-B: For the objects, i do what you say and just leave them there. For the furniture, I'm kind of a jack of all trades, when my furniture breaks down i take out my tools and try to fix it, i have a lot of free time to practice it, i think i could repair the whole establishment with one hand and blindfolded, i have it memori-
Dr. Offer: Alright, i think that's it, I'll be going now, you can keep doing whathever you were doing before i came here, goodbye.
[END LOG]
Interviewer's note: SCP-XXXX-B seems to be extremely talkative, and apparently his only intentions are to make people forget about their problems for as long as they want, it is confirmed that every object native to SCP-XXXX is repaired by SCP-XXXX-B, but the true identity of the anomaly remains unknown. I suggest to go inside SCP-XXXX regularly to befriend SCP-XXXX-B and get more answers.