WaffleDude

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: There is not any known Special Containment Procedures for this SCP as it has not yet been contained within our facility.

Description: Lunatic Dysthymia (a.k.a SCP-████) is a disease that causes the victim to lose control of their thoughts and feelings. Some symptoms include depression, anxiety, and mental insanity. Many patients die of suicide, others go missing and are never found. The most known case of Lunatic Dysthymia is Mary L. Benson, a fifteen year old girl from the state of Wisconsin who went missing for three days and returned with bloodshot eyes, pale skin, and dark rings around the eye. J.B, a highly educated scientist from the Medical Institution of Wisconsin did research on the patient. The following interview was videotaped and recorded on May 15, 2005, the beginning and ending of the footage was corrupted leaving us with only this:
<Begin Log, [19:35]>

Interviewer: J.B: When did you first meet him?

Interviewed: Mary: A few days earlier, I heard him whisper to me when I was walking home from my friend ███'s house.
Interviewer: J.B: What did you do when he whispered?

Interviewed: Mary: I followed his voice into the woods.
Interviewer: J.B What did he look like?

Interviewed: Mary: He was a small white skinned goblin without any clothes on. He had no * or ** so I couldn't find out his actual gender. His eyes were really big and bloodshot with a pitch black iris.
Interviewer: J.B: Wait, so how do you know that it's a male?

Interviewed: Mary: His voice was deep and raspy so I figured it was a boy.
Interviewer: J.B: Okay, so did you get any injuries from the goblin, other than the disease?
Interviewed: Mary: No.
Interviewer: J.B: I don't believe you, please stand and remove your top layer of clothes.

Interviewed: Mary: What?! Are you trying to rape me?!
Interviewer: J.B:Mary, i'm a proffesional, I just need to see your body and make sure he didn't hurt you. Mary, please get off of the table… Mary. Mary!

**<End Log, [19:43]>*
The footage along with other cases have shown that the identity behind Lunatic Dysthymia is a three foot tall, white skinned goblin with bulging, bloodshot eyes that have a black iris.