SCP 707-J

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[[SCP 707-J]]

Item #: SCP 707-J

Object Class: NEUTRALIZED BY THE GREAT SUPAR1337KETARAPOLOYN Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP 707-J must be contained IN MY FUCKING MANSION SO I CAN BURN HIM AND THROW HIM AT STUPID IDIOTE 682 LIZARD DICK HEHEHEHEHE in a 2500x2500 square foot makeshift Windows Store, with ME BOISS CUZ I CAN KILL LIZARD DICK AND REVIV DA BORKEN GOD HAHAHA D-Class personnel dressed as MY SLAVES Windows Genius techs.

Description: SCP 707-J, Otherwise known as FO4RCHAN CUCKBOIIII █████████████ is a stupedadiotecbraneless hanteiopticus highly advanced Windows 1.x lol 10 computer, attached to it is a BBQ ROAST SO I CAN EAT HIM ALIVE roller, for him to move around. It has the ability to be my great slave forevar mwhahwahwha. speak in DEVIL LANGUEGE LOL STUPID NOB AHAHH English fluently. He was discovered in A TRASH CAN FOR USELESS BULLCRAP ███████, ███████ in the United States by local policemen after I WAS BULLIED BY THAT DIKBAG a missing 17 (seventeen) year old SUPERHERO was found in a apartment in THE GREAT 732 STREET ███████ Street, Room Number 69 LOLOL GET IT 78, with SCP 707-J THAT USED TO BE DEAD BUT I FIXED HIM BECAUSE I AM NICE, He is believed to be a twitch streamer who took the No. 1 title from SCP 707-J HE IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND EVAR NOW LOL I LOVE U ABEL XOXO, SCP 707B-J, takes the appearance of a ZIP file THATS A VIRUS INSTOLED BY ME ROFL named [Data Expunged], which is the main source of the bot, FOR ME TO DESTROY, He is designed for the MMORPG game DORA THE EXPLORER LOLOL █████ ██ ███ ███ ███, It will be terminated used to be the Top 1 player in the game's DIKBAG LIST XDXDXDXD leaderboard, until Foundation Personnel contacted THE TRADER GUY TO SELL HIS DEAD BODY FOR SUM GOLD the creator of the MMORPG to ban the account, for the safety of other online players.

Addendum-707J-A I'll let SCP 732 explain for now, ~Dr. ███████

THANKS DR NICE MAN LOL ANYWAY I WAS JUST IN MY CELL JUST EATIN SOM FOD MAD E BY MY SLAVES AN I PUNCHED DA LIZARD IDIOT BECUS HE IS STUPID LOLOLOL XDXDXDXD BUT I SAW DAT HENTAI COMPUTER MOVIN AROUND, HE SAW ME AND I SAID "Oh, Hi there." HE SAID "Oh, hello.", WE TALK ABOUT GAMES AND HE SAID DIS TO ME: "You know, you are kind of childish, not to be rude." WICH OFENDED ME BECAUSE I AM NOT!!!!!1!!1!1ONE I ATTAK HIM BUT HE PLAY DIS EARRAP WHICH MADE ME VERY ANGERYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! SO I EDIT HIS PROFILE TO MAKE EVERYWAN LAUF AT HIM BECAUSE HE IS VERY STOPID JEJEJEJEJE! BAK TO YOUUUU DOCTOR!

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THAT NOTE IS STUPID NOW EVERYBOD CANT READ1!>!>!!

Addendum-707J-B Recorded chatroom interview by DR NICE GUY HWHWHWHW Dr. ███████, undisclosed website.

Interviewer: SecureContainPrOTECT, otherwise known as Dr. NICE GUY ███████ in the chat.

Interviewed: DUMBASS132Smartass132, otherwise known as THE IDIOT SCP 707J

<Begin Log>

Smartass132 has accepted your invite.

SecureContainPr: Ah, SCP 707. Thank you for accepting THE DEATH SENTENCE YOU IDIOT HAHAHAHA the invite request.

Smartass132: I see THAT I'M AN IDIOT.. XDXDXDXD that the text limit can't let you use the full name, It's NOT fine YOU STUPID UGLY!.

SecureContainPr: Anyways, I would like to ask a SIGNING OF YOUR DEATH CERTIFICATE ASSHOLE few questions, If you ARENT A LOUSY BITCH dont mind.

Smartass132: It's NOT fine, it's NOT fine GODDAMNIT. I'd love TO DIE ALREADY JESUS CHRIST. 732 RULES BIH a NOT good question.

SecureContainPr: Firstly, Why ARE YOU A LOUSY BITCH AND HARMED 732???!?!? did you kill YOUR OWN EGO him, the one that surpassed YOUR ACTUAL ROBATIC IDOIT LIFE your leaderboard rank.

Smartass132: Humans are GREAT SLAVES lousy, I just only managed to get surpassed due to my STUPID EGO HAHAHA small "glitch", I am made to NOT surpass every human, to show I am the IDIOT OUT OF EVERYONE master, using my INACCURATE data, It is impossible to surpass him without making MYSELF him die.

SecureContainPr: A glitch? I'll get back to that later, what about the incident about SCP 732 FUCKING FINALLY XDXDDXDXDXDROFL and you? Could you mind FINALLY ADMITTING YOUR SIN ASSHOAL? explaining?

Smartass132: Well, I was just doing some FUCKING USELESS NERD CRAP business to attend to, I glared at 732, being another computer I MEAN A VERY AWESOME UNSTOPPABLE APOYLON GUY, He said FUCK YOU a greeting, I DIED greeted back. He spoke like a Grandeur le blanc, harhar. child. YOU FUCKING CALLED ME THAT AGAIN? THE NEXT PART IS FUCKING AWESOME LOLOL He got VDERY AWESOME offended and attack me WITH ALOT OF STRENGTH, LOL, I used a 12300 hertz sound to MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A LITTLE BITCH defend myself from him, He stalled TO THINK ABOUT HIS MASTER PLAN and I ran off LIKE A LIL BICH.

Pikachu has entered the chat. THATS ME THE AWESOMEST GUY EVARRRR

Pikachu: HEY BITCH WANNA 1V1 IMMA KILL YU HELL YA

SecureContainPr: Hey web mod! We ARE YOUR NEW SLAVES HAHAHAHAHEAHDAHE need to install a memetic agent now LOL MEME-TIC XDXDXDXDD you are not allowed to access this chat OH, YOU CANT BOSS AROUND THE BOSS! It has been said so in the chat room description. We contacted the owner to conduct this interview. LOL DAS DUM

Pikachu: LOL DUMAS IS ME 732 ARSHOLE IMMA BAN YU KNOW HELL YEA

Smartass132: 732! All I did was compliment how I WILL DIE you talk! It's just REGAL cute for me. HE LIEIN BOY

<Dr. ███████ is seen to type "732? What are you do" before he is banned by SCP 732, in the form of a website moderator. LOL RIP BICH

<SCP 707-J accepted to add a snip recording of the interview.>

SecureContainPr has been banned from the website for BEIN LIL BICH HEK YE

Smartass132: Cut it out 732! I WONT LOL SORRY FOR SPOLIER

Pikachu: I KNO UR WEAKNESESS BICH PREPAR TO DI.

**<SCP 707-J is seen typing "You are as REGAL childish as you spEAK" before he is redirected to a undisclosed trojan website. I AM SO SMART LOL>

<The words DONT MAKE IT STOP is being repeatedly typed into the Chrome web search bar BY THE UGLY BICH before the recording WONT ends.>

<End Log,> THAT WAS A FUN MOVIE TBH

Closing Statement: This event has caused a breach event due to the corruption of 707-J-B's code. LOL WHAT A BICH

CREDITS

DOCTOR NICE GUY AS SECURPORTECTCONTAIN

STUPID ASSY PEE 707 AS DUMBAS666

AWESOME GUY AS ARCEUS XDXDXD GET IT GOD OF POKMONES

Addendum: Incident 707-J-A
SCP 707-J, 3 minutes after the interview KILLED HIMSELF escaped containment, by means of ramming itself towards HELL, FOR THE LIL BICH HE IS the cell's structure, with it's computer "head" BROKEN twisting abnormally everyTIME 3-5 seconds, it being incapable of DOING ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREAT 732 IS GREAT moving itself properly, and unable to TRY BEING A UNFUNNY DICKBAG, FINALLY!!i!!*i!i!i! stop moving at will. SCP 732 has also breached containment LIKE A BOSS, following SCP 707-J's escape, SCP 732 lunged itself towards SCP 707-J LIKE THE COON, HI CARTMEN, attempting to rip out its "spine" I STILL WANT HIS SPIEN, structurally made of wires that are colored like veins WTF. Both have been magnetically broken up during the fight, WE ARENT MARRIED YET WTF. with use of strong magnesium alloy magnets. WHAT ARE THOSE WORDS YOU SMART SCIENSISTS SCP 707-J-B's code has been DESRTORYED rearranged by top computer DESTORYERS scientists in the Foundation.

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Footnotes

1. Note: We crossed out every edit made by SCP 732 because we cannot delete his revise.