Derflert

Item # : SCP-XXXX

Object Class : Euclid

Special Containment Procedures : SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a 10x10 meter explosive-proof chamber and a low-nutrition diet with a radioactive element (usually radium) to keep explosive power to a minimum. The walls are to be lead-lined and all personnel are required to wear a radiation suit when entering it's chamber. If SCP-XXXX was to detonate, for whatever reason, it needs food in the next 3 hours or it may go into comatose for several months and die. It needs it's chambers cleaned every (1) month(s). This will be done under supervision of (1-2) Level-3 personnel and (3) D-Class 1 of which has a morphine syringe to render SCP-XXXX docile for the full time. If SCP-XXXX is to show any activity while the chamber is being cleaned, the door must be shut, regardless of how close D-Class are to the exit.

Description : SCP-XXXX is a slender, humanoid figure. It is 2.3 meters tall and weighs at 165 kilograms. It also has a denser bone structure, more elastic and thick skin, and it's cells , unlike normal human ones, need radiation at 50x the normal amount. It's fat is also accumulated outside the body, and is the only non-radioactive part of the body. However, its water stored in the pores are the most radioactive part. One drop of it clocks in around 30 RADS. SCP-XXXX uses this as a type of detonation sequence as the fat cells are volatile when in direct contact with a similar water content of the sweat. To prevent unnecessary detonations, SCP-XXXX's fat cells need another component found only in the stress sweat, and not the normal exercise sweat cooling down it's body.

SCP-XXXX was found in Asia, [DATA EXPUNGED]. It was feeding on a [REDACTED] and was covered in fat cells at the time. Before it's capture, there have been a heightened rates of cancer in the location and mutations. Any civilians that witnessed it directly or heard stories about it were amnestisized.

Experiment Log 1 SCP-XXXX : To see the pure, raw explosive power of SCP-XXXX, it was fed high calories and was in a coat of fat cells. It was then taken out of Site-XX and detonated.

Results :The explosion clocked in at [DATA EXPUNGED], with a seismic reading of a small scaled earthquake, and left a crater equivalent to that of the [REDACTED] bomb. MTF with radiation suits went in to retrieve SCP-XXXX with Geiger Counters. The area was at [REDACTED] RADS at the center of the explosion. Meanwhile, SCP-XXXX was still somewhat active (although lethargic) at the center, still covered in few fat cells. It was fed and put back into containment.

Experiment Log 2 SCP-XXXX : A Vietnam Era Rocket Launcher was loaded with a rocket filled with a large amount of SCP-XXXX's fat and water with the components needed to detonate it. The rocket was fired at a highly armored modern tank destroyer.

Results : [DATA EXPUNGED]

Dr. : SCP-XXXX is apparently capable of turning a modern tank destroyer to slag with nothing but a rocket filled with the components that SCP-XXXX uses to detonate. SCP-XXXX, if it's detonation wasn't dependent on nutrition and water, would be instantly considered Keter after the first 2 experiments showing it's destructive nature.

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Interview Log 1 SCP-XXXX : There was an attempt to speak to SCP-XXXX as they report hearing voices from the cell. They are speaking through explosive-proof glass

Interviewer: Dr. Harrison Dawn

<Begin Log>

Dr. Dawn: Hello SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX: *silient*

Dr. Dawn: We heard you talk in your chambers, there is no need to be quiet.

SCP-XXXX: *silient*

Dr. Dawn: SCP-XXXX, just say something.

SCP-XXXX: *silient*

Dr. Dawn: Great. This is a complete waste of my time. We will have to now soundproof the walls and have a routine ear check because our personnel are apparently partially deaf and hearing things in their he-

SCP-XXXX: *mumbles and growling*

Dr. Dawn: What did you say?

SCP-XXXX: *mumbles again*

Dr. Dawn: You have one chance to say what you're mumbling SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX: Your kind smells… delicious…

Dr. Dawn: You eat people?

SCP-XXXX: Doesn't matter what you are. You're still a walking bag of meat. You're just smarter than that other thing I ate.

Dr. Dawn: How long have you been here?

SCP-XXXX: I was around ever since you dropped that… what was that? It was big. Looked like those inedible weird plant things. Maybe even before that?

Dr. Dawn: Weird plants… do you mean a mushroom?

SCP-XXXX: It is squishy and looked like those things your kind hold above them when water falls. I ate one because it felt like meat. My body felt like I was… you call it exploding? Like I was doing that every moment.

Dr. Dawn: Definitely a mushroom. So you're saying you were around since Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

SCP-XXXX: It was the most memorable thing I've seen. Not the first however.

Dr. Dawn: What is the earliest into your mind you can remember?

SCP-XXXX: I think… you all were fighting over a shiny rock. It was beautiful, but not worth what your kind done for it. You went to the land where your kind changes color. Fighting over a silly rock. It was easy to find food at that time. So many times I would gorge myself on the corpses. It was the most perfect time of my life.

Dr. Dawn: Fighting over a shiny rock. So ever since the Age of Imperialism?

SCP-XXXX: I cannot think any further back. Is that what you called it? Your kind-

Dr. Dawn: Could you use "humans" instead of "your kind"?

SCP-XXXX: growls… fine… humans have such odd names for things… especially themselves

Dr. Dawn: I have one more question SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX: Ask it.

Dr. Dawn: What are you?

SCP-XXXX: I was sent here to feed on you. And then when I am ready, I will turn this planet into nothing but rocks floating up there points to the sky

Dr. Dawn: Why haven't you done it yet?

SCP-XXXX: First, humans are smart. Their weapons only get better with time so it is hard to feast. Second, you are… a delicious species… and I like to save the best for last