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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter-Hiemal-Archon

Special Containment Procedures: All staff involved in the containment of SCP-XXXX-1-1 are to be exposed to SCP-XXXX-1-2 before any further interaction shall be permitted. All camera feed from SCP-XXXX-1-1 must be filtered through SCP-XXXX-1-1 for removal of memetic hazards. SCP-XXXX-1-1 is to be held at site-54, contained in a standard humanoid containment cell, fitted with 20 B.M.C.'s¹ spaced evenly along all four walls. Each B.M.C is to be coated in N.C.U.O. #1231²
and caged in electrified steel bars. Each B.M.C. must be made easily visible to SCP-XXXX-1-1 to facilitate active containment. Should anything obstruct view of at least three B.M.C.'s, a remote drone must be innoculated via SCP-XXXX-1-2 against SCP-XXXX-1-1's memetohazardous effects and sent in to remove the obstruction. Anyone suspected to be under the influence of SCP-XXXX-1-1 are to be analyzed by SCP-XXXX-1-2 while undergoing a Stephens-Will psychological evaluation.

SCP-XXXX-1-2's biological cortex is to be stored within Server Room #DN3M-17, with full control over server BIOS. SCP-XXXX-1-2 is to be provided a basic physics simulation to interact and display within, as well as text, voice, and visual communication lines. Only members of MTF PSI-1 "Neuromantics" are permitted to enter SCP-XXXX-1-2's server room and directly interact with SCP-XXXX-1-2 hardware.

Any knowledge or research related to SCP-XXXX-2 is to be strictly censored and all individuals related to it are to be amnesticized, as it poses a PK class "Power to the People" scenario

Description: SCP-XXXX-1-1 is a humanoid entity capable of creating dangerous, virulent memetohazards that 'attach to most materials which are or have been biological, capable of altering a person's wills and desires. It periodically shifts between two different consciousnesses, those being that of SCP-XXXX-1-2 and an entity which refers to itself as 'Patrius'

SCP-XXXX-1-2 is the consciousness currently inhabiting server room #DN3M-17, interacting with it and controlling the biomind.aic³ A.I. and simulation infrastructure. SCP-XXXX-1-2 appears to have similar abilities to SCP-XXXX-1-1, yet prefers to use them to counteract SCP-XXXX-1-1's effects.

SCP-XXXX-1-2 displays anomalous knowledge of almost every subject the Foundation can test for (mostly limited to public knowledge, see interview log [PUT NUMBER OF LOG HERE]), a limited range of foresight, and aptitudes in fields of science currently unknown to the foundation, currently labelled as SCP-XXXX-2.

Addendum XXXX-1-Discovery: SCP-XXXX-1 was discovered in a hospital after what appeared to be a mild seizure, when most staff members attending SCP-XXXX-1 began running around the building, attacking individuals at random. All affected individuals have since been terminated, and postmortem analysis indicated increased brain function after sustaining lethal injuries. It was at this point SCP-XXXX-1's primary anomalous effect was discovered. (See recovery log XXXX-2 for more information)

Addendum XXXX-2-Recovery:

Foreword: Containment of SCP-XXXX-1 was obtained by dispatching three members of MTF eta-10 ("See No Evil") and MTF eta-11 ("Savage Beasts") to counter any memetic threats apparent within the site.

[begin log]

6:38 Squadron arrives onsite.

6:42 Audio feed activates.

Eta 10-2: "Yeah, I got it on now."

Eta 11-1: "Hey, I think your gear's doing something funny."

Eta-10-1: "No, we're picking it up too. Place is full o' holes where memetic hazards are.

Eta-11-3: "Whatever this thing is, it is thorough."

Eta-11-1: "Or there's more than one."

6:45 Video feed activates. Video feed focuses on wood paneling, quickly moving upwards to reveal the rest of the reception desk. There's a large, black redaction on the wall behind it, concealing an XXXX-class cognitohazardous image. Camera pans around, revealing the rest of the main lobby, walls, floor, and even ceiling covered in redacted images.
Eta-11-1: "Damn thing's coverin' up half my vision. Hopefully the rest of this place isn't as bad."
Eta-11-1: "Command collectively owes me fifty. Told 'em we should've packed the 3D render goggles."

Addendum XXXX-3-Interivews:

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-1-2

Interviewer: Dr. J███ Stephens

Foreword: The following is a transcript of the interaction immediately after the first activation of biomind.aic via basic text interface. For brevity, Dr. Stephens is retroactively referred to as Stephens, and SCP-XXXX-1-2 is retroactively referred to as AVATAR

<Begin Log, [optional time info]>

Stephens: [speech]

Avatar: [speech]

[Repeat as necessary]

Scrapped tale

Dear Jace Stephens,

In light of recent events taking place within your department, the majority of us agree that you are no longer needed in your current position. Please report to the department liaison for reassignment to your new world as level-3 researcher, effective 0800 on 1-1-2032. I am aware you may not have been actively expecting this, but we have summarily agreed that your insight would be further benefited by this change.

[ADD MORE HERE ABOUT NEW EMPLOYEE]

Happy holidays as always

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Check your mailbox at the end of the day. ;)

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Footnotes

1. Biomechanical Memetohazard Counters; experimental technology derived from knowledge given by SCP-XXXX-1-2 during interview sessions.

2. Neurosively Charged Unicellular Organisms; a strain of mostly self-sustaining bacteria used to neutralize or inhibit anomalies directly related to SCP-XXXX. The bacteria have no effect on the human body, and pose no risk to the populace should it be released. N.C.U.O.'s were designed to combat anomalies related to SCP-XXXX-1, and work by overloading the functions of SCP-XXXX entities responsible for production of memetic hazards to the point of disabling them.

3. An A.I. infrastructure constructed around SCP-XXXX-1-2 enabling it to communicate with the foundation, while eliminating all memetic hazards SCP-XXXX-1-1 produces.