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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX patients are to be contained in standard humanoid quarantine cells. Hazmat suits are mandatory for any interaction with or testing of patients.
Agents are to work with local community leaders to disseminate cover story מ-8, "measles outbreak", as well as amnesticise witnesses as required.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous disease affecting men from █████████, ██████ and █████████, Israel.
Subjects' faces undergo various transformations; each is unique, but all include the complete flattening of all facial features. This transformation does not preclude any use of said features; subjects are able to eat, drink, and breathe normally.
The disease's vectors and means of infection are poorly understood; its patients lack any common health issues, and aside from their sex share no relevant attributes.
Addendum XXXX-1: SCP-XXXX was discovered on 2018/07/15, when an agent implanted in the Israeli Ministry of Health noticed a number of complaints about "people with no face". The Foundation was notified, at which point the current Containment Procedures were established.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX patients subjects are to be contained in standard humanoid quarantine containment cells. Hazmat suits are mandatory for any interaction with or testing of patients.
Agents embedded in local communities are to discourage vandalism of billboards and ads that depict women. Manipulation of religious leaders for this purpose is authorised.
Agents are to work with local community leaders to disseminate cover story מ-8, "measles outbreak", as well as amnesticise witnesses as required.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous disease affecting a working mainly affecting men from █████████, ██████ and █████████, Israel.
The working affects men who deface billboards, ads and similar objects depicting women by removing the parts depicting women or painting them over. Subjects' These men's faces undergo various transformations; each is unique, but all include the complete flattening of all facial features that reflect the vandalism committed by them. This transformation does not preclude any use of said features; subjects are able to eat, drink, and breathe normally.
The disease's vectors and means of infection are poorly understood; its patients lack any common health issues, and aside from their sex share no relevant attributes.
Addendum XXXX-1 (Discovery): SCP-XXXX was discovered on 2018/07/15, when an agent implanted in the Israeli Ministry of Health noticed a number of complaints about "people with no face". The Foundation was notified, at which point the current former Containment Procedures were established.
Addendum XXXX-2 (Discovery of Item Origin): On 2018/10/04, the Shin Bet1 Magical Affairs Department notified the Foundation of the capture of a rogue Type Blue. As per the Dimona Agreement, custody of the Type Blue was temporarily transferred to the Foundation in order to facilitate the containment of any related anomalies. She was designated PoI-33805 and interrogated. The current Containment Procedures were established following her interrogation and return to MAD custody.
Interviewed: PoI-33805/Maya Appelbaum
Interviewer: Dr Maayan Cohen
Foreword: Interview conducted in Site 8-5, an extraterritorial interrogation facility, located in ████████, Israel. At this point, PoI-33805 was already interrogated by the Shin Bet. The interview was conducted in Hebrew.
<Begin Log, 2018/10/05 - 17:18>
Dr Cohen: Is this thing on? Good. You are Maya Appelbaum, correct?
PoI-33805: As if you spooks don't know everything about me, down to my shoe size, already.
Dr Cohen sighs.
Dr Cohen: I need to confirm this. Bureaucracy.
PoI-33805: Fine. Yes, I'm Maya Appelbaum. Can you let me go now? I haven't done anything illegal and you didn't exactly let me see a lawyer.
Dr Cohen: I'm afraid I have to ask you some questions, first.
PoI-33805: Didn't you guys already ask me a whole bunch of stupid questions?
Dr Cohen: Look, Maya, we know you're a witch. We know you're connected to those faceless men.
PoI-33805: H-how?
Dr Cohen: We have our methods.
PoI-33805: Wait, so you guys… you're not Shabak2 at all, are you?
Dr Cohen: That is not important. Now, will you answer our questions?
Poi-33805 hesitates.
PoI-33805: Fine. Ask away.
Dr Cohen: First, we'd like to understand what, exactly, you did.
PoI-33805: You probably don't give a fuck, but there's a whole bunch of creeps running around vandalising things with women's faces on them, just because it's women. "Not modest", they say.
Dr Cohen: I think I heard of something like that around a year ago, yes. Please continue.
PoI-33805: So those misogynistic assholes, nobody does anything about them. The police don't give a fuck. The courts, when the police bother to arrest them, don't do anything. The government is too busy fucking the Palestinians over to care. The politicians, apart from a couple brave women, are too busy stroking their egos and being corrupt. The vandals' Rebbes? They encourage them, even. So I had to do something. I just had to. Can I have water?
Dr Cohen nods and calls a guard, who in turn brings PoI-33805 a plastic water bottle before leaving the room.
PoI-33805: Thanks. So like I said… I had to do something. Anything. So I did some voodoo, basically. Every one of those fuckers, when they vandalise women's faces, their own faces get vandalised in the same way. Teach 'em a lesson.
Dr Cohen: But they can still use their faces — they can eat, they can breathe—
PoI-33805: Well yeah, I'm not a monster like you spooks. I wanted to scare them, to make them think, not kill them.
[Details of the working redacted]
Dr Cohen: I think that is everything. Thank you for your cooperation, Maya.
<End Log, 2018/10/05 - 20:20>
Closing Statement: With the exact specifications of the working at hand, we can now contain it. Due to the somewhat shoddy crafting of the spell, attempting to dispel it is not recommended.
Footnotes
1. The Israeli internal security service, formally known as the Israel Security Agency.
2. Hebrew acronym for "General Security Service"; a colloquial name for the Israel Security Agency.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Research into halting the spread of and the dispelling of SCP-XXXX is priority Aleph.
SCP-XXXX subjects are to be contained in standard humanoid containment cells.
Agents embedded in local communities are to discourage anything that can be remotely construed as vandalism of billboards and ads that depict women. Manipulation of religious leaders for this purpose is authorised.
Agents are to work with local community leaders to disseminate cover story מ-8, "measles outbreak", as well as amnesticise witnesses as required.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a working mainly affecting men from █████████, ██████ and █████████, Israel that can affect anybody who can be understood to have committed an act of vandalism, broadly construed.
The working affects men who deface billboards, ads and similar objects depicting women by removing the parts depicting women or painting them over. These men's The faces of the affected undergo various transformations that are supposed to reflect the vandalism committed by them. This transformation does not preclude any use of said features; subjects are able to eat, drink, and breathe normally.
Addendum XXXX-1 (Discovery): SCP-XXXX was discovered on 2018/07/15, when an agent implanted in the Israeli Ministry of Health noticed a number of complaints about "people with no face". The Foundation was notified, at which point the former Containment Procedures were established.
Addendum XXXX-2 (Discovery of Item Origin): On 2018/10/04, the Shin Bet1 Magical Affairs Department notified the Foundation of the capture of a rogue Type Blue. As per the Dimona Agreement, custody of the Type Blue was temporarily transferred to the Foundation in order to facilitate the containment of any related anomalies. She was designated PoI-33805 and interrogated. The current Containment Procedures were established following her interrogation and return to MAD custody.
Interviewed: PoI-33805/Maya Appelbaum
Interviewer: Dr Maayan Cohen
Foreword: Interview conducted in Site 8-5, an extraterritorial interrogation facility, located in ████████, Israel. At this point, PoI-33805 was already interrogated by the Shin Bet. The interview was conducted in Hebrew.
<Begin Log, 2018/10/05 - 17:18>
Dr Cohen: Is this thing on? Good. You are Maya Appelbaum, correct?
PoI-33805: As if you spooks don't know everything about me, down to my shoe size, already.
Dr Cohen sighs.
Dr Cohen: I need to confirm this. Bureaucracy.
PoI-33805: Fine. Yes, I'm Maya Appelbaum. Can you let me go now? I haven't done anything illegal and you didn't exactly let me see a lawyer.
Dr Cohen: I'm afraid I have to ask you some questions, first.
PoI-33805: Didn't you guys already ask me a whole bunch of stupid questions?
Dr Cohen: Look, Maya, we know you're a witch. We know you're connected to those faceless men.
PoI-33805: H-how?
Dr Cohen: We have our methods.
PoI-33805: Wait, so you guys… you're not Shabak2 at all, are you?
Dr Cohen: That is not important. Now, will you answer our questions?
Poi-33805 hesitates.
PoI-33805: Fine. Ask away.
Dr Cohen: First, we'd like to understand what, exactly, you did.
PoI-33805: You probably don't give a fuck, but there's a whole bunch of creeps running around vandalising things with women's faces on them, just because it's women. "Not modest", they say.
Dr Cohen: I think I heard of something like that around a year ago, yes. Please continue.
PoI-33805: So those misogynistic assholes, nobody does anything about them. The police don't give a fuck. The courts, when the police bother to arrest them, don't do anything. The government is too busy fucking the Palestinians over to care. The politicians, apart from a couple brave women, are too busy stroking their egos and being corrupt. The vandals' Rebbes? They encourage them, even. So I had to do something. I just had to. Can I have water?
Dr Cohen nods and calls a guard, who in turn brings PoI-33805 a plastic water bottle before leaving the room.
PoI-33805: Thanks. So like I said… I had to do something. Anything. So I did some voodoo, basically. Every one of those fuckers, when they vandalise women's faces, their own faces get vandalised in the same way. Teach 'em a lesson.
Dr Cohen: But they can still use their faces — they can eat, they can breathe—
PoI-33805: Well yeah, I'm not a monster like you spooks. I wanted to scare them, to make them think, not kill them.
[Details of the working redacted]
Dr Cohen: I think that is everything. Thank you for your cooperation, Maya.
<End Log, 2018/10/05 - 20:20>
Closing Statement: With the exact specifications of the working at hand, we can now contain it. Due to the somewhat shoddy crafting of the spell, attempting to dispel it is not recommended.
Addendum XXXX-4 (Mutation and Spread): On 2019/01/07, Agents embedded in the Israeli Ministry of Health noticed a large amount of reports concerning "faceless people". At first thought to be reports of SCP-XXXX, further investigation showed different infection parameters compared to the known working. A report of the working's spread follows.
| DATE | GEOGRAPHICAL SPREAD | CONCEPTUAL SPREAD |
|---|---|---|
| 2019/03/15 | Limited to █████████, ██████ and █████████, Israel | Vandalism of women's faces in other printed media now affected by the working |
| 2019/05/27 | The whole of Israel is now affected | No change |
| 2019/07/20 | No change | Women and non-binary people are now affected |
| 2019/11/13 | No change | "Vandalism" of women's faces in digital media, including use of image editing software, is now affected |
| 2019/12/05 | The whole of MENA is now affected | Other sorts of digital vandalism, such as vandalism of Wikipedia pages, is now affected |
| 2019/12/17 | Central Africa, eastern Europe and some parts of Russia are now affected | Physical vandalism unrelated to women's faces is now affected |
| 2019/12/20 | The whole of Africa, Europe and Russia are now affected | Some things that could be vaguely construed as vandalism, such as the use of newspapers as wrapping material, are now affected |
It is projected that by 2020/01/08, the working will affect the whole world, and its definition of "vandalism" will have deteriorated enough in order to cause a total disruption of normal human life and a ßK-Class "Lifted Veil" scenario.
Footnotes
1. The Israeli internal security service, formally known as the Israel Security Agency.
2. Hebrew acronym for "General Security Service"; a colloquial name for the Israel Security Agency.
