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SCP-0000000001-J

Object Class: Keter.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0000000001-J cannot be currently reliably contained by the SCP Foundations current technology or knowledge. No personnel, excluding D-Class, are to be allowed in SCP-0000000001-J's containment cell.

Description: SCP-0000000001-J is a banana that, when left unobserved, will teleport to A seemingly random location within the building it is currently housed.

SCP-0000000001-J's anomalous effect can be 'hijacked' by holding onto it while not looking at it. In this circumstance, the person holding it will be teleported and proceed to scream ' I AM THE HIGH LORD BANANA'S AMBASSADOR. ' while attempting to peel themselves.

Subjects affected by this effect are to be considered beyond help, and lethal force is recommended if a containment breach occurs.