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SCP-9999: Red-Hot Molten Larva
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SCP-9999.
Item #: SCP-9999
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9999 is
Current: SCP-9999 is a species of botfly that lays its eggs on top of dormant volcanoes. Stimulated by the heat, the eggs hatch and larva burrow into the ground, feeding on the magma below. Magma doesn't come up the hole because they're plugging it and eating it also. When the larva are ready to pupate, they burrow out, causing an eruption.
Nothing Cool Below This Line
Item #: SCP-001
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation will continue to conduct lobbying campaigns in all governments to prevent the manifestation of an Alpha Event. Lobbying goals include, but are not limited to:
- Subsidizing of solar, wind, geothermal, and other "renewable" energy sources, and supplanting coal, gas, and petroleum power plants with these sources wherever possible.
- Limiting research and development funding to national space agencies.
- Preventing the deterioration of the stratospheric ozone layer.
- Molten Larva
- SCP-PUN-J
- Recursive House Hoarder
- Cooties!
- dado heartbeet pill
- Traffic Cones (WIP)
- Traffic Cone of Ultimate Construction
Item #: SCP-PUN-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation will monitor trademark and copyright offices worldwide in order to detect new instances of SCP-PUN-J. Upon detection, the individual responsible for registering the trademark will be tracked down by MTF and administered Procedure TOUGH ROOM until they relent. If they refuse, do it again.
In order to prevent new manifestations of SCP-PUN-J within the Foundation, a new policy has been enacted mandating self-care by all employees for at least one hour per workday. This policy, enforced by MTF Omega-10 ("The Beatings"), will continue until morale improves.
Description: SCP-PUN-J is a phenomenon involving individuals between the ages of 21 and 45 who are working in a job which they deem "unfulfilling" and wish to leave.1
Individuals affected by SCP-PUN-J undergo approximately four phases, after which SCP-PUN-J is considered neutralized in that particular individual.
Phase 1. Individual will express growing distaste for their current job. Individuals in Phase 1 will often remark on ways in which to quit their job, often involving destruction of company property, assault against disliked coworkers or superiors, or theft of office supplies, food, or petty cash.234
Phase 2. Individual will enter a rage state. Individuals in Phase 2 will engage in actions previously remarked about in Stage 1, typically resulting in summary termination. This is typically followed by the individual uttering the phrase, "███ ███'█ ████ ██, █ ████!" Phase 2 ends when the individual vacates the workplace, voluntarily or involuntarily.
Phase 3. Individual will start a small business, such as a dry cleaners, florist shop, or tabletop gaming store. This universally involves the individual filing a trademark application for the business. The name of the business (designated SCP-PUN-J-A) will, in all cases, contain puns, spoonerisms, or wordplay based on SCPs, GoIs, or other information, comprising a Class-IV information breach for the Foundation. Phase 3 typically lasts anywhere between six and twelve months,5 ending with the business filing for bankruptcy.
Phase 4. Individual will come crawling back attempt to return to their old position, usually with lower pay than before. This may or may not be successful, depending on actions taken during Phase 2. This phase ends when the individual asks for their old job back, regardless of whether the offer is accepted.
Following Phase 4, SCP-PUN-J is considered neutralized. Individuals may experience SCP-PUN-J more than once, though difficulty in finding further employment causes the anomaly to be somewhat self-containing after a point, as McDonald's is not likely to hire the guy who quit his last job by dunking the store manager in the deep fryer.6
Addendum PUN-1: Abridged List of Individuals Known to Experience SCP-PUN-J
| NAME | POSITION7 | SCP-PUN-A INSTANCE | NOTES |
| Robert Sigler | Principal, ██████ Elementary School | "Church of the Smokin' Bod," a weightlifting gym | |
| Grover Cleveland | President of the United States | "Shark Luncheon Center," a seafood restaurant | Restaurant was unusually successful and required |
2/9999 LEVEL 2/9999CLASSIFIED |
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Item #: SCP-9999Object Class: Euclid |
SCP-9999.
Special Containment Procedures: The properties adjacent to SCP-9999 have been purchased by the Foundation. Two members of MTF Mu-101 ("House Hunters") are to reside in each home in order to provide constant surveillance of, and prevent civilians from gaining entry to, SCP-9999. Any civilian seen exiting SCP-9999 is to be interrogated, amnesticized, and released.
Attempting to remove SCP-9999-1 from SCP-9999 or SCP-9999-1 is prohibited.
Description: SCP-9999 is a single-story ranch-style house located in ███████, Colorado. The exterior is unremarkable, with windows looking into the bathroom, living room, kitchen, dining room, and bedroom, although most of these are obscured by detritus, garbage, and additional instances of SCP-9999.
SCP-9999 contains exactly 8,244 identical, proportionately miniature copies of itself (SCP-9999-1-1 through SCP-9999-1-8244). Due to the sheer number of copies, as well as the house's small size, these instances are piled several units high across most of the house, making traversal difficult.
Any entity or object which completely crosses the threshold of SCP-9999 becomes trapped in a recursive loop. Egress through the door or windows of SCP-9999 results in identical entities or objects exiting through the corresponding locations on each SCP-9999-1 instance, making traversal difficult.
SCP-9999-2 is the designation for Brendan ███████, the sole occupant of SCP-9999. In all encounters, SCP-9999-1 wears a sleeveless white T-shirt and a pair of striped boxer shorts, claiming that he "prefers comfort and wasn't expecting company."
Interactions with SCP-9999-2 have been met with variable results (see Exploration Logs), but typically SCP-9999-2 is hostile to personnel.
Discovery: SCP-9999 was discovered during a Foundation inquiry into the disappearance of a parole officer assigned to SCP-9999-2. The Foundation had been monitoring SCP-9999-2 as a potential Person of Interest following a highly-publicized court case in which two burglars were found [DATA REDACTED] on SCP-9999's front lawn, similar to SCP-████. See Discovery Log for more information.
DISCOVERY LOG
DATE: 04/19/2018
NOTE: Agents Nichols and Samson were instructed to enter the home of Mr. ███████ in order to .
[BEGIN LOG]
Agent Nichols knocks on the door of SCP-9999.
Agent Nichols: I've arrived at the house.
[END LOG]
Agents Nichols and Brown declared KIA. SCP-9999 given tentative SCP designation.
A hoarder house, where the hoarder is hoarding recursive copies of his own house. Any person who enters the front door appears in the copies entering the front door. Leaving through the front door causes smaller, identical instances to exit through the front door of each copy of the house- and you exit through into a larger house filled with copies experiencing the same thing. An infinite loop you cannot leave, basically.
COMEDY: A D-class leaves. Now there are 150 tiny D-class running around. The house copies are too small to enter, and you only materialize inside a house once you are TOTALLY inside it. If a tiny man tries to re-enter a tiny house, he will disappear, until the last tiny man re-enters the tiny house. Then a normal copy will enter through the front door. Why? Because you weren't completely inside.
SCP-9999-1 is the owner of the house, a house hoarder who hoards houses. There's just one of him, and he stays in a room in the back. During an exploration in which they try to make a bajillion of a D-class while traveling as deep OUT of the loop as possible (Shrink Ray-type exploration lol), he gets pissed and kicks them all out of the house by sweeping the tiny D-class outside with a broom. From outside, they see the D-class appear, flying out the door onto the ground. -1 appears in the doorway, shouts "AND STAY OUT!" and slams the door. SCP-9999 has been inaccessible ever since.
HOW WAS IT DISCOVERED? Possibilities…
ONE SENTENCE: SCP-9999 is a species of head lice that makes people dislike you, which was created by a rebel faction in Redactia to make the public hate Redactia's rulers, but which backfired when it spread around the rebels, and then members of the public, causing it to spread around the world until the Foundation had to contain it to prevent some kind of K-class scenario where nobody can breed more humans because nobody can even look at each other.
Item #: SCP-9999
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: keep some in a vivarium? School systems in $PLACE are to be monitored for reports of parental abuse and bullying, coinciding with outbreaks of head lice, which may indicate outbreaks of SCP-9999, by a MTF of some kind.
Description: SCP-9999 is an anomalous strain of head lice (Pediculus humanis capitis). SCP-9999 is spread in the same manner as non-anomalous head lice (through shared articles of clothing, or head-to-head contact), and are otherwise identical to non-anomalous lice.
Individuals infested with SCP-9999 (hereafter SCP-9999-1) will be perceived negatively by any non-infested individual. SCP-9999-1 are perceived negatively regardless of whether the observer is aware of the presence of SCP-9999. Perceived negative characteristics of SCP-9999-1 vary depending on which traits are valued by the observer, but will typically revolve around physical characteristics.
This effect extends to media depicting SCP-9999-1 during infestation, with photographs sharing the primary effect. Writing produced is perceived as poor, and speech is reported as "grating" and "nasally" in all cases, with listeners citing an overpowering desire to remove themselves from SCP-9999-1. Notably, such media created before infestation do not share the same effect.
TBD: Experiment Log. Will cover effects of SCP-9999 on people, animals, and belongings of SCP-9999-1s.
heart pill by dado that turns heart into beet. for arrhythmia. beet works normal as heart even after death. Beta vulgaris. beets are small, so it's a bit bigger.
This causes blood to become harder to clot. SCP asks dado about this. dado sends a vial of rattlesnake venom.
Item #: SCP-9999
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The entire known supply of SCP-9999 is contained in a secure container at Site-81. Testing of SCP-9999 cannot take place without the authorization of the current SCP-9999 research head, currently Dr. G. McElroy.
Description: SCP-9999 is the group designation for one hundred and sixty-nine blue-green pharmaceutical capsules produced by parapharmacologist and Person of Interest "dado." The pills are contained in a plastic sandwich bag, on which "regular heartbeet pill by dado" is written in black permanent marker.
When one pill is ingested by a human, the heart will transform into a specimen of Beta vulgaris.8 This process takes about two minutes. While internal structure of the beet remains consistent with non-anomalous beets, blood continues to circulate throughout the body as normal.
Any heart problems previously suffered by the subject fail to manifest after ingestion of SCP-9999. In addition to curing arrhythmia, congestive heart failure, and other conditions directly related to the heart, overall cardiovascular health is improved, with symptoms of arterial disease and hypertension, such as arterial plaque, deteriorating within two minutes. Blood samples taken after SCP-9999 ingestion show elevated levels of folate and manganese.
Hearts produced by SCP-9999 are universally transplantable: regardless of the blood type of the donor or recipient, no organ produced by SCP-9999 has been rejected as of 07/18/2021. Information on specific surgical procedures required for transplant is restricted to the Site-81 medical team and individuals with 9999/3 clearance only.
Discovery: SCP-9999 was discovered in Tallahassee, Florida after doctors at a local hospital failed to detect any chest heartbeat during a routine physical on ████ Johnson, 73, who had been previously admitted for complications related to pulmonary arterial hypertension and arrhythmia. Foundation assets were contacted when a subsequent echocardiogram revealed the presence of a root vegetable within Mr. Johnson's chest cavity.
Investigation of Mr. Johnson's home resulted in the discovery of SCP-9999. Additionally, a laptop computer belonging to Mr. Johnson contained _ screenshots of an email conversation between Johnson and an individual believed to be PoI "dado".
[ big ol email convo goes here ]
Addendum 9999.1: Long-term testing revealed that SCP-9999 subjects develop hemophilia between two and three months after ingestion. Using a burner phone, Agent Raddish dialed 1-800-iam-dado, a number obtained from previous advertisements for dado products. The following conversation was recorded:
[BEGIN LOG]
Unknown Voice: Yes hello you have reached dado yes, home of laundry and tan and also fine pharmaceutical product, how can i help?
Agent Raddish: Hello, I recently purchased some of your heart pills, but I've been having some side effects.
Unknown Voice: You have problems with dado product? dado product is highest quality and best medicine for healthy heart. What is problem?
Agent Raddish: My blood doesn't clot as well as it used to, I've been diagnosed with hemophilia and I believe it is because of your medicine.
Unknown Voice: Exactly yes.
Agent Raddish: Was that intentional?
Unknown Voice: Yes yes. Is very simple. When you have heart attack, blood stop. When you have stroke, blood stop. You see? Much better in long term. dado product is best on market, you see. You trust dado.
Agent Raddish: I would much prefer if my blood was able to clot, thank you.
Unknown Voice: I will send you for free. I have Amazon Prime. You trust dado. Goodbye.
[END LOG]
Two weeks later, Agent Raddish received an Amazon Prime package containing a vial of an unknown substance. Testing revealed the contents to be rattlesnake venom.
Summary: Traffic cones that, when used to divert traffic along a split path (i.e., blocking a highway so that cars can only travel through one exit), send to an alternate, self-contained space filled with paths similar to origin (if used in a hallway, a labyrinthine structure of hallways appears; highway, etc.)
The only way to escape the space is for a child in the vehicle to fall asleep and wake up during the trip; after waking up, the path will be diverted, sending travelers down a short path (exit ramp, maintenance hallway) leading to their destination.
ONE SENTENCE: Traffic cones that cause you to enter an alternate space, until the kids in the backseat fall asleep, causing you to exit the space near your destination.
Based on how your mom would always tell you on long car trips to take a nap and you'd arrive by the time you woke up, these cones cause that to happen. Made by a father working in a construction office job in upstate NY who wanted his wife to be able to bring their child up to see him every so often.
Item #: SCP-4181
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4181 instances are to be kept within a standard item locker at Site-19 affixed with a standard combination lock when not in use for testing. Use of SCP-4181 for transportation purposes is currently prohibited.
Description: SCP-4181 refers to a collection of ten (10) identical traffic cones. Each traffic cone is 94cm in height and has a square base consisting of rubber, 41cm to a side. A logo imprinted on the base reads "██████ Transportation Solutions." No such company has been found.
SCP-4181 exerts its primary effect when placed in a line of at least three (3) cones in order to block all but one path to or from an intersection divert traffic onto a single path. Any group of individuals who meets the activation conditions for SCP-4181 will, upon traveling down the path, enter SCP-4181-1.
- Individuals are traveling in groups of 2 or more.
- Only one person per group (Driver) is responsible for the transportation of the group (Passenger(s)).
- Groups, in the context of SCP-4181, consist of one Driver and at least one Passenger.
- All individuals must be conscious.
SCP-4181-1 is an extradimensional space similar in composition to the source pathway, theorized to be infinite horizontally, if not vertically1. The layout of SCP-4181-1 instances will change with each entry; no layout has been observed twice across all tests.
Additionally, individuals within SCP-4181-1 are affected by a latent antimemetic effect preventing them from realizing the nature of the anomaly (see Exploration Log 4181-1).
SCP-4181-1 can only be exited when all "passengers" are unconscious. Once this condition has been met, another line of SCP-4181 will appear, blocking access to all but one path. Continuing down this path will lead to the group's intended destination (see Experiment Log 4181).
Recovery: SCP-4181 was discovered on 04/02/2017, when Researcher Davis encountered SCP-4181 while traveling with her daughter, ██████, to Site-██. Researcher Davis was traveling in an unmarked Foundation vehicle (vehicle #████-██). Upon entering SCP-4181-1, the inbuilt GPS tracking monitor stopped responding, alerting Foundation personnel. Calls to Researcher Davis' Foundation-issued cellular phone were not answered until two hours after Davis' disappearance, leading to the following phone call.
Some kind of formatting goes here. TBD
Personnel Involved: Researcher J. Davis, Agent M████
Civilians Involved: ██████ Davis, 7Researcher Davis: Hello?
Agent M████: Janet Davis?
D: Is this urgent? I'm on my way in.
██████: (muffled) Are we there yet?
M: Researcher Davis, according to our GPS monitor, you have entered some sort of spatial anomaly. Please try to remain calm. Can you describe your surroundings?
D: Anomaly? No, it's just the ██████ ████ Expressway. The road was blocked, I had to take Exit █4 instead. I should be there before nine.
█: Mom, I'm tired. Are we there yet?
D: Almost, honey. Get some rest, I'll wake you up when we get there.
M: Ms. Davis, please activate your dashcam.
D: What? Uh, okay.At this time, Researcher Davis activates her dashcam, which begins transmitting data to Site-██. Through the windshield, the camera captures a highway similar to ██████ ████ Expressway. The car moves into the right lane, following an exit labeled "EXIT █4."
M: Ms. Davis, did you say you took Exit █4 to get to work today?
D: Yes. I know where I am, I've taken the expressway before.The ramp leads to a cloverleaf. Finishing the turn, Researcher Davis merges from the exit ramp onto a highway visually identical to the ██████ ████ Expressway. After one minute, a highway sign reading "EXIT █4, ███████████: 1/2 MILE" comes into view.
D: (exasperated) I'm almost there, just a half mile away. Do you call every researcher who's a few minutes late, or just the pretty ones?
M: Ms. Davis, how long does your commute usually last?
D: About twenty-five minutes, give or take. Uh, why do you ask?
M: It's more than half past 1100 hours, Ms. Davis.
D: I told you, I had to take a detour. It should only be a bit longer, can you give me a break here? There's nothing weird going on, I'm telling you!Extraneous dialogue removed. Researcher Davis continued to insist that no anomalous activity was present. Researcher Davis proceeds to take Exit █4.
D: There, I just took the exit. I'm almost there. Can I hang up now?
The exit ramp leads onto an identical highway. In the distance, a sign is visible. As it comes into view, the words "EXIT █4, ███████████: 1/4 MILE" can be seen.
M: Ms. Davis, could you try reversing back up the exit ramp? We-
D: Are you out of your mind? I'm not getting into a car accident, especially with my sleeping daughter in the car! You-
At this time, Exit █4 comes into view. The road is blocked by instances of SCP-4181, diverting all traffic onto the exit ramp.M: Wait. Ms. Davis, please head down that exit ramp.
D: Not like I have a choice. You people really [EXTRANEOUS DIALOGUE REMOVED]The exit ramp leads to a short tunnel. Upon exiting the tunnel, Researcher Davis' car turns left onto ███████ Road, less than 500m from the entrance to Site-██.
D: ██████? Honey, wake up, we're here.Post-incident interviews showed Researcher Davis believed she never left the ██████ ████ Expressway; when pressed on the time discrepancy, Davis insisted that her lateness resulted from her detour as opposed to anomalous activity.
Investigation of the area led to the discovery of SCP-4181, which was brought into containment. Due to the nature of SCP-4181, the number of civilians lost within SCP-4181-1 is unknown. Information about SCP-4181 is deemed to be self-containing due to the antimemetic effect of SCP-4181-1.
1. See aerial photograph.
Summary: Cone that induces a building frenzy in people within a 40m radius of space, causing them to be compelled to build things.
Item #: SCP-4181
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4181 is to be kept upside-down in a Safe-class anomalous item locker at Site-19 when not in use. SCP-4181 may be loaned to Foundation construction crews to assist in major renovations and large-scale Site construction with written permission from the Site Director. Following Incident 4181.1, use of SCP-4181 for Foundation construction projects is prohibited without written approval from three Level-5 personnel.
Description: SCP-4181 is a conical orange traffic cone one meter tall, with a square base 40cm to a side. When placed upright on a flat surface, any individual (designated SCP-4181-1) who comes within 40 meters of the object become compelled to build (non-anomalous) constructions. This compulsion persists until the cone is knocked over or placed on its side; however, as individuals attempting to do so are susceptible to its effect, all attempts must be made from outside its radius (see Recovery Log).
SCP-4181-1 become anomalously capable of performing construction-related tasks, demonstrating abnormal strength (lifting 400kg beams by hand) and occupational knowledge of plumbing, architectural engineering, and electrical systems. Attempts to compel SCP-4181-1 to use these abilities for non-construction purposes fail, likely due to SCP-4181's overwhelming compulsory effect. When SCP-4181 is deactivated, all SCP-4181-1 instances return to normal.
Materials for construction projects by SCP-4181-1 are supplied by a number of vehicles (collectively designated as SCP-4181-2), including flatbeds, container trucks, and dump trucks. SCP-4181-2 instances manifest roughly 3km from SCP-4181 and travel to the site of SCP-4181. After completion of all tasks related to an instance of SCP-4181-2 (for instance, when all materials have been removed from a flatbed), it will drive away from SCP-4181 and dematerialize roughly 3km away. Tracking SCP-4181-2 instances after demanifestation have proven useless, as GPS devices fail to demanifest and fall to the ground.
Deactivating SCP-4181 will cause all instances of SCP-4181-2 to vanish. Building materials removed from SCP-4181-2 are unaffected and non-anomalous.
SCP-4181-2 instances are driven by individuals (designated SCP-4181-3) who identify themselves as employees of ██████ Construction (see Interview Log 4181.1). SCP-4181-3 instances refuse to exit their vehicles and all attempts to open the cab doors have failed.
Construction projects which have been completed under the influence of SCP-4181 include:
- A complicated mass of highways over the ███████ River (see Recovery Log)
- Minor renovations to Site-██ (see Incident Report 4181.1)
- Major renovations to Dr. Bright's office and Site-██ (see Incident Report 4181.2)
Recovery: SCP-4181 was recovered from a construction site near the ███████ River, close to █████, NY. Researcher █████ was en route to work when an instance of SCP-4181-2 materialized on the highway in front of him. Researcher █████ notified Foundation staff of the anomaly and followed it to the site of SCP-4181 before terminating communication.
MTF Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots") was deployed to investigate the anomaly. Upon approaching SCP-4181, four members became instances of SCP-4181-1 and ceased contact with Foundation command, causing the remaining MTF members to retreat. Aerial reconnaissance of the area using SCRAMBLE filters detected no visual cognitohazards, and Epsilon-6 was commanded to resume investigation.
MTF Epsilon-6 surrounded the construction zone at a distance of approximately 60 meters, moving towards the center until three of them fell under the effect of SCP-4181. This allowed the remaining members of Epsilon-6 to roughly locate the source of the anomaly using triangulation. When conventional firearms failed to puncture the cone, beanbag rounds were used to attempt to knock the cone over. This resulted in the demanifestation of all SCP-4181-2 and -3 instances, as well as the deactivation of SCP-4181's compulsory effect on all civilians and MTF Epsilon-6 members. Extraneous constructions were demolished, and all civilians in the area were amnesticized and released.
Incident Report 4181.1
On ██/██/200█, a request was filed to use SCP-4181 to lower costs associated with the construction of a containment cell for SCP-████, due to the location and rarity of materials involved. Request was tentatively approved by Site Director ██████ and SCP-4181 was deployed to Site-██. Upon activation of SCP-4181, however, research staff in an adjacent lab fell under the influence of SCP-4181, despite ostensibly being outside the normal range of the object. This resulted in a containment breach of SCP-████, which knocked over SCP-4181 in its escape, deactivating it. Containment was reestablished with zero casualties. It is unknown why SCP-████ was seemingly immune to SCP-4181's effect.
Incident Report 4181.2
On ██/██/201█, SCP-4181 was reported missing from its containment locker. Upon inspection of security footage, it was discovered that Dr. Bright had taken the cone offsite. Foundation security were deployed to the home of Dr. Bright, which was found to have several newly-built rooms. Upon deactivation of SCP-4181, Dr. Bright was found in his living room next to a half-built IKEA bookshelf (specifically, the ████████ model). Dr. Bright was reprimanded for his actions. The ████████ remains unbuilt.
This website is great and I want to challenge myself to become a good writer through practice. I'm not focusing on these first, it's more of a bucket list.
- A humanoid.
- Dr. Wondertainment product
- dado product best quality sorry caps lock broken
- Something with a big ol' exploration logue
- A -J article (DONE - SCP-4297-J)
- An emu tank crew from WWI. HOLY FUCK THE EMUS HAVE THE BOMB (Done - SCP-4297)
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