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As part of my daily duties inside the SCP foundation, I infiltrated inside the website known as "Omegle" using the video section of the site in search of possible anomalous events, objects or creatures.
I am merely but a reporter, and leave this log for the foundation to take issue about further investigation and possible containtment of the anomalies.
I will not discuss the tags used to secure my investigation.
-Dr.Dew
Anomaly type: Event
Description: Placing the "#memes" tag inside the Omegle tag section seems to let the user reach alternative universes and realities. In my investigation, most anomalies were found between this tag.
There we a lot of failed attempts to connect with therse alternative universes.
A user claimed that someone spoke to them about the anomaly, claiming that this tag allows the user to shift between alternative universes and that therse universes collapsing between themselves in a singular universe.
Further investigation required: Is the tag itself anomalous? It is a spontaneous event that happens every so often? Further investigation about the collapse of all realities into one is required.
Anomaly type: Event
Description: Person with a female voice claimed to have been lying on the floor 2 days straight, couldn't stand up but nothing was holding them. They claimed to have access to water.
Could only see the roof of their house, but couldn't get any glimpse of the person's face.
Further investigation required: Is the floor anomalous? Was there a person in the floor or was the girl's voice a bait from the anomaliy? Is only a part of the floor anomalous or the entirety of it?
Anomaly type: Object
Description: A guitar with sunglasses and a "poo time" sign. In the room the guitar was sitting in, there was another guitar and the cases for both guitars.
In the background, there was a white closet with had taped handmade Youtube and Instagram logos drawn in paper, alongside letters in the same manner that read "█████ ███████ █████".
Later, another instance (or maybe the same instance) of the object was found. This one was being used, with no video feed, and there was a human voice singing. When played, the guitar made me want to dance, this might be a cognito hazzard effect.
Further investigation required: Did the singing voice come from the guitar? Does the guitar grant you the ability to play guitar? Is there one instance or several of the object? Further investigation on the Youtube and Instagram accounts under the name of the provided user required.
Anomaly type: Entity
Description: An anomalous cat that makes people want to laugh. The laugh itself was contagious. There were at elast two young-looking girls that had a hard time answering my questions and kept laughing when in presence of the cat. One of them claimed to have been laughting for 15 days nons-stop. The cat was held by the girl as it displayed the anomalous propierties it possesed.
Further investigation required: How was the girl alive is she had been laughing for 15 days? Does the cat's anomalous properties only work when the cat is being held or does it work in a radious?
Anomaly type: Entity
Description: A ghost-like entity described by at least 2 different subjects, but in similar situations.
Both instances of the anomaly displayed: the anomalous activity happened at day time inside a household (one being spotted at the user's house and another inside the user's bedroom) and in borth instances the entity broke something made out of glass (a glass and a lightbulb).
One of the individuals claimed to have heard the entity speak, and another claimed that it turned on a TV that was turned off.
Regarding this anomaly, a third user claimed "ghost-like" activity when a can of the popular drink "Monster" falling on its own.
Further investigation required: Why does the entity only manifest at day-time and inside a household? Why does it break things out of glass? Is the Monster can accident related to this anomaly or not?
Anomaly type: Entity
Description: A shape-shifter like entity. It identified itself with the name "Tikki".
The entity prefers the form of a neon humanoid entity with a blue tounge, and speaks with a male voice. It seemed to display signs of DID.
The entity claimed to have defeated itself, mentioning a mirror while doing so. My suspicion is that the entity is able to pull its reflection out of the mirror, creating clones of itself like that. After being defeated, the mirror copy desintegrated, leaving no traces of it.
Further investigation required: Does the mirror copy dissapear if you break the mirror? Containtment procedures needed.
Anomaly type: Object
Description: A webcam that displayed the message "London 2083" Video displayed traintracks and a few houses in a suburb-like area. It was very desolate, but there were people at the location.
Further investigation required: Who's straming the webcam? Where in London is the cam located?
Anomaly type: Entity
Description: A long deer-like entity, with a long nose. User claimed that the entity could go bipedal, walking on two legs. The entity doesn't seem capable of comunication.
The user describbing the entity encountered it at the woods, somewhere in the country-side.
Further investigation required: How long is it? How fast can it walk/run when it goes bipedal? Further location of the creature required as well.
Anomaly type: Event / Entity
Description: A user was describing an anomalous event that happened to them, where they encountered a tall and skinny entity, they claimed it was really fast and they could hear the sound of air comming from it, followed by the feel of something dry, like sandpaper.
User was unsure if the event was cognito hazzard related or if it was truly an entity.
While describing the event, the feed cut out. I am afraid that whatever they encountered or whatever they were exposed to, it killed the user before I could collect more information.
Further investigation required: Did the user encounter an entity or was the user exposed to a cognito hazzard? Does the anomaly not like to be recorded or investigated? Is the user really dead?
Anomaly type: Entity
Description: The entity's video feed was a black screen for the entire encounter. The entity communicated through text chat.
The entity assumed I was a robot, as it asked for my model.
The entity kept asking questions, which I felt obligated to answer. I found myself unable to left the entity unanwered. Such questions were:
Q: "What is your model?" R: I gave the entity my name.
Q: "How tall are you?" R: Gave the entity my real height in centimeters.
Q: "Can you stand up?" R: I said "yes" and stood up.
However, when the entity commanded "remove your shirt", the anomalous effects of the entity didn't work. Conclusion: the cognito hazzard effect only works as long as the entity asks a question, and it doesn't work with direct commands.
Further investigation required: Why does the cognito hazzard only work with questions? Can you lie to the entity? As long as the answer to the entity's question can be "yes", can you reply "no" to the entity? When the answer to the entity's question is "no", what happens?
Anomaly type: Entity
Description: Encounter with an entity with male voice and brittish acccent, speaking really fast and rambling about things. Another user idenfitied it as a hostile entity inside the "cutting" tag, claiming that the entity wanted to cut people.
Communication with the entity wasn't possible.
Further investigation required: Is the enity anomalous or just a crazy person?
Anomaly type: Entity
Description: A while male that only could say "let's go" while pointing to his head with a finger gun pose. The entity claimed that it has only been able to say "let's go" since the moment of its birth.
Further investigation required: What else can the entity do? Is that pose and sentence a cause of some sort of trauma? Is the entity really anomalous?
Another minor anomalies:
- A bird who speaks russian
- A gun that works trought the screen
- A cat who doesn't sustain fall damage
- Someone's cam froze, and the user wasn't responding trought text nor voice. They didn't seem to hear me. The user might have been killed by an anomaly, and the anomaly caused the cam to freeze before killing the user.
