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SCP-5438 "TOO MANY COOKS"
Description:
SCP-5438 is a youtube video reminiscent of 90 sitcom intros. As you watch the video it gets progressively weirder. The video instead of a timestamp has an Infinity sign and shows no end. Testing has shown that the video distracts viewers to the point of no longer eating, drinking or sleeping eventually killing almost all D-class personnel that have been tested, the subjects that have survived are in a coma like state and only one has ever returned from this state, they were administered amnistics and carried on testing
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5438 is to be constantly being taken down, as it reuploads itself a day after deletion if failed to be deleted, YouTube will be temporarily shut down for "maintenance" if there are any power outages, the same procedures will be carried out on auxiliary power.
(i know 5438 is already in use, it is temporary