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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: The remnants of SCP-XXXX are to be kept in a small plastic bag in a small storage locker in the neutralized section of Site-[redacted]. Requests to resemble SCP-XXXX are to be declined. The remaining money generated by SCP-XXXX is to be spent on the containment and research of other SCPs

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Staples "Easy Button," capable of producing a voice clip upon press. When SCP-XXXX is pressed by a subject, one million dollars1 (SCP-XXXX-A) will be awarded to whom ever pressed it instantaneously. SCP-XXXX-A will be directly deposited into the subject's bank account, and if the subject does not currently have one, the money will be deposited into an unoccupied room in their house. If the subject does not have a home, the money will be awarded in the home of their closest relative or friend.

At the exact same moment SCP-XXXX is pressed, someone, anywhere on the face of the earth will die. The cause of death, as of now, is indeterminable, and extremely hard to track. SCP-XXXX victim's are usually given a fake cause of death as a cover up.

SCP-XXXX contains a slight memetic effect directly effecting anyone within a fifty meter radius of it.