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City of Roaches

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Force Charlie (Bug Squashers) are to be stationed in all major American cities in the case that an instance of SCP-XXXX breaks out. In this case, the MBT is to eliminate SCP-XXXX at earliest convenience. It is recommended that SCP-XXXX instances be eliminated in their home, as to minimize the chance of being seen.

The termination of SCP-XXXX-A can done in two ways: Total death to the outside “skin” of cockroaches, or ultimate destruction of the body inside SCP-XXXX-A. It is recommended that agents use the first method, as the second method leaves the anomaly.

The friends and family of SCP-XXXX-A are to be given Class C

Description: SCP-XXXX is a unique species of American Cockroaches (Periplaneta americana), undocumented prior to foundation intervention. SCP-XXXX instances are typically found in major coastal US states such as New York, California, and Florida. They are distinguishable by their light pink top and small size. Contrary to the actions of regular cockroaches, SCP-XXXX almost exclusively work together to obtain food, and to seek shelter. This is done via inhabiting the outside

SCP-XXXX works as a hive mind to surround humanoid objects. These include any entirely or partially human looking object. These objects are typically aposable, allowing for limited locomotion. Once the object is entirely covered, they appear to "morph" into a human of varying gender, age, race, or body type. Typically, SCP-XXXX-A matches the appearance of the average person in the area that they are in.

SCP-XXXX-A exhibits a strong memetic effect projected to everyone viewing it. SCP-XXXX-A will appear life like, moving and interacting with objects around it. SCP-XXXX-A can develope relationships incredibly well, and has been known to become romantic with others humans around it. SCP-XXXX-A has been observed leading successful, meaningful lives. While they cannot reproduce on their own, have been witnessed adopting children.

When the body surrounded by SCP-XXXX either ages or is damaged to a degree where it can no longer be support, the memetic effect will cease, showing it's true form.

The Art House

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Due to its nature, SCP-XXXX requires minimal, standard containment designed for building related SCPs, with the following exception. Once daily, one automobile driven by a foundation agent is to arrive at the McDonalds housing SCP-XXXX and order an art piece small enough to be taken back in the vehicle. The piece is then to be taken into foundation custody, documented, and then placed into storage.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a shapeless, genderless, sentient blob composed of 26 human bodies. SCP-XXXX is capable of a limited shapeshifting, growing and withering a variety of body parts at command.

SCP-XXXX is intelligent, expressing a wide variety of skill in the creation of art in many forms. Additionally, SCP-XXXX has proven an expert in the creation of

Addendum: SCP-XXXX incident log:

Interviewed: [The person, persons, or SCP being interviewed]

Interviewer: [Interviewer, can be blocked out using █]

Foreword: [Small passage describing the interview]

<Begin Log, [optional time info]>

Interviewer: [speech]

Person: [speech]

[Repeat as necessary]

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]

The 1000 Year Streaker

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Foundation agents embed in governments world wide are to be on constant alert of an SCP-XXXX incident. They are to inform the foundation immediately upon hearing of activity from either entity. Police are instructed to stay away from both entities, and all civilians are to obey standard dangerous persons protocol. After the entities have transported, all evidence of such an event are to be altered or erased, and all witnesses are to be administered Class A or B amnesics. Any uncovered evidence of previous SCP-XXXX activity is to be either put in storage for study or destroyed.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an ongoing confrontation between two humanoid entities capable of displacing and traveling both time and space. This confrontation has taken place over the course of hundreds of thousands of years in linear time, the earliest evidence dating back to at least 120,000 BCE. The fight has technically already ended, on whatever, but due to the nature of SCP-XXXX activity continues.

SCP-XXXX-A is a skinny Asian male with tan skin. His face is unshaven, and badly scarred on the scalp, of which he is bald. In every depiction, SCP-XXXX-A has been completely naked. On his wrist is a metallic device capable of taking him through time and space by his own will, which he uses to evade SCP-XXXX-B. While seemingly thin, he has exhibited great acrobatic and gymnastic control over his body. His movement is irradic, and indisive. He is considered mentally unstable, and highly dangerous. Additionally, he has shown profound skill in hand to hand and armed combat under extreme condition. The man himself isn't superhuman, however. While rare, he is just as capable of being wounded as the average human.

SCP-XXXX-B are the remains of a previously seven foot tall humanoid robot, designed specifically for policing. SCP-XXXX-B in it's current state is little more than a pile of twisted metal, wires, circuits, a partially conected arm, and a “head,” from which SCP-XXXX-B is capable of speech. SCP-XXXX-B has an average level of intelligence, and has proven excellent in the problem solving puzzles it participated in. While SCP-XXXX-B refuses to speak to most, SCP-XXXX-B will speak to ang member of the law enforcement. Even then, its speech is usually limit, cryptic, or untrue. SCP-XXXX-B does not seem to fully understand the nature of it's existence, believing itself to human and insisting in more humane treatments. Occasionally, SCP-XXXX-B will play a loud siren for a seemingly random period without prior notice. This is considered normal.

SCP-XXXX-B's plates, dated to 330 BCE.

History:

?/?/3100 BCE: Shrapnel and machinery belonging to SCP-XXXX-A was discovered off the coast of Zadar, Crotia. The pieces were composed of an unknown metal similar to SCP-XXXX-B's, and dated back to around this time

?/?/350 BCE: The lower half of a human body dating back to 350 BCE was uncovered on the shores of Angola. Examination of the body revealed it to be near identical to the lower skeleton structure of a modern Homo Sapien. DNA analysis of the body revealed it matched SCP-XXXX-2. Research has been conducted into whether or not the incident

07/12/1784: According to a recovered journal from a European Canadian in Nova Scotia, Canada, both SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B chased each other through a small village. SCP-XXXX-A was witnessed making sexual remarks at several by standers and stealing food.

22/10/1891: Several journals and photos show SCP-XXXX-A appearing at a carnival in Portland, Oregon. He then began savagely eating food and water before SCP-XXXX-B appeared. SCP-XXXX-A then took off, provoking a growing crowd around them. SCP-XXXX-B attempted to fire at SCP-XXXX-A, but he missed and struck a nearby festival goer. SCP-XXXX-A was witnessed interacting with the device on his wrist and disappearing, followed suit by SCP-XXXX-B.

14/05/1943: The charred and badly damaged body of SCP-XXXX-B were recovered off the coast of Sydney, Australia, three weeks after the mysterious sinking . While it is still unclear what caused the sink definitively, SCP-XXXX-B put the blame on SCP-XXXX-A, claiming that SCP-XXXX-A ignited several explosives before it realized what was happening. It's impossible to determine if this is the case or not, as the majority of the evidence has been either destroyed or lost to time. While initially believed to be dead, SCP-XXXX-B spontaneously came back to life three years after it's termination. After recovery, the Australian government withheld SCP-XXXX-B from the public and donated it to the foundation some time later.

08/03/1968: Footage recovered from a defunct production company in Nice, Paris, revealed a collection of footage of an SCP-XXXX event occurring in a farmers market. It was later discovered that parts of the footage were used in a film done by the same company keeping the footage, though the film has since been lost.

11/12/1992: An SCP-XXXX event occurred in Hong Kong, China, starting in the lobby of a hotel and ending three blocks away. SCP-XXXX-B was struck by an automobile, but remained largely unharmed.

25/10/2021: Staff at the Nehru Memorial Hospital in Allahbad, India, reported a figure with an arm bracelet and appearance to SCP-XXXX-A, suffering injuries related to multiple burns and gun shot wounds. Doctors on sight reported that SCP-XXXX-A refused to let them cut off his arm band, and transported after they tried to by force. SCP-XXXX-A has not been seen since.

Hell on Wheels

SCP-XXXX, taken before anomalous activity.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Safe (Thaumiel?)

Special Containment Procedures: The race track SCP-XXXX circles has been purchased by the foundation and is to be boarded up and secured. Due to SCP-XXXX's low threat level, a single security guard is to be stationed within the perimeter of SCP-XXXX, marching between points of highest visibility from the outside. A large tarp has been hung over the area where SCP-XXXX

Description: SCP-XXXX is an umbrella term for two anomalous objects and a humanoid. SCP-XXXX-A is a 2.3 kilometer race track located in Toronto, Ontario. In all tested experiments, SCP-XXXX-A has not been able to be broken.

Communism will win.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX instances are to be kept in a remotely survied at a small building separated from Site-XX. As unlikely as it may be, material and people older than 69 years old are not to come into contact with SCP-XXXX's circumference of effect. Containment of SCP-XXXX is to be laxed as it ages.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the name of fourteen anomalous copies of the book "Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung', published sometime between 1964 and 1965. SCP-XXXX instances
exhibit two anomalies.

Each SCP-XXXX instances effects any material that comes within a fifty meter radius of it. Once something had entered the zone of effect, it will begin a rapid aging progress. Every second within SCP-XXXX's zone of effect is equivilent to one year outside of it. This age is non-reversible, but can be immediately ceased if the subject exits the radius of effect.

While many historical artifacts and documents are classified, it is believed SCP-XXXX may have been used as a military weapon, in order to rid China of any reminders of a world before Mao.

Addendum: Interview log

Use the goddamn coaster!

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Banjul Julbrew branded coaster, 5 centimeters in both length and width. SCP-XXXX is comprised entirely out of cork, with the exception of a thin layer of ink. When any traditional form of beverage containment is placed upon SCP-XXXX, it will gain immediate sentience. SCP-XXXX are capable of movement, however, no other form of expression is capable. Interview with SCP-XXXX reveals brain function on par with humans. Destruction of SCP-XXXX does not undue sentience.

Addendum: Audio Log

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-382, a small ceramic mug with a felt tip marker attached to its bottom.

Interviewer: Dr. Bryon

Foreword: SCP-XXXX-382 was "possessed" a month prior to an interview, and had been learning how to communicate between then and this interview almost non-stop.

Begin Log:

Dr. Bryon: Hello, SCP-XXXX-A-382.

SCP-XXXX-A-382: HELLO DOC

Dr. Bryon: How are you feeling?

SCP-XXXX-A-382: ALRIGHT, HUNGRY STILL. THIRSTY TOO

Dr. Bryon: Well, I'm sorry to hear that. We have our best men on it.

SCP-XXXX-A-382: OKAY, HURRY PLEASE

Dr. Bryon: We will.

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]

Kid with gun

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX to be kept at storage site-XX, strapped own and under a transparent tarp. SCP-XXXX is to be opened only

SCP-XXXX-A instances are to be stored in individual cells, each 9m x 10m x 9m. Each instance of SCP-XXXX-A is to be fed a live goat every morning and every evening at designated feeding times. SCP-XXXX

Description: SCP-XXXX is a firearm of unclear origin and creation, capable of turning humans into SCP-XXXX-A through a specialized bullet. SCP-XXXX is incredibly intricate and complex, making study difficult. SCP-XXXX is held in two hands, one hand placed at its base, the other on metallic cylinder sticking out of its side. When the cylinder is pulled backwards, a harmless red laser appears The cylinder can then be slid inside SCP-XXXX, after which, a fat ammunition round will be fired. SCP-XXXX's creator, ████████ Boxen, is the only recorded person to fire SCP-XXXX prior to foundation acquisition.

SCP-XXXX-A are the result of humans being shot by SCP-XXXX. When a human is struck by SCP-XXXX-A, the bullet will rapidly change the subject. The transformation will be extremely painful, and despite the immense physical change, the snapping of bones, the reworking and disregarding of essential internal systems, and the complete rewriting of the subject's genetic code.

The transformation process into SCP-XXXX-A starts with the fired upon subject lurching backward into a crab walk position. The subject will stay this way for the remainder of their life, with any attempt to right them result in sharp pain to the subject. Several minutes later, a large lump will appear on the subject's stomach. The lump will continue to grow larger and taller until it is 3 meters tall. After approximately fifteen minutes, the growth will sprout a large laceration and open a large hole. From this hole, a mouth will form. Internal organs will shift and change dramatically to accommodate for this. The original head of the individual will, at this point, be used exclusively for sight. The toes an fingers of the subject will continue to grow until

Addendum: Interview Log:

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-A-03

Interviewer:

Foreword: Below is an interview with SCP-XXXX-A-03. SCP-XXXX-03 is the believed co-creator of SCP-XXXX. The interview below showcases several important facts about SCP-XXXX-03, is essential to listen to, when studying SCP-XXXX.

<Begin Log, [optional time info]>

Dr. Herrick: Hello, SCP-XXXX-03. How are you holding up?

SCP-XXXX-03: Alright, all things considered. This place is the best home I've had since… well, since ever. Thank you.

Dr. Herrick: It's our pleasure. Now, I'd like to ask you a few questions pertaining to our childhood.

SCP-XXXX-03: Fire away, doc.

Dr. Herrick: Tell me about June 14th, 1933.
SCP-XXXX-03: Well, my gosh, that's my birthday! I think it's my birthday. I'm not quite sure anymore, it's been so long. I don't know quite much about the details surrounding the date, but I didn't have many birthdays growing up. Initially, maybe, but near my 5th birthday, we didn't do anything.

Dr. Herrick: Tell me about your family, then.

SCP-XXXX-03: Ahhh, honestly doc, I think I'll pass on that. thank you.

Dr. Herrick: Keep in mind you are required to talk, SCP-XXXX-A-03. Failure to speak will lead to the use of electric shock.

SCP-XXXX-03: Alright, alright, I know. I had a mom, and a dad. I had some sisters, I'm not sure how many. My parents, doc, they were monsters. And I'm not talkin' about the kind of things in here, doc. They were the devil in human skin. The both of 'em. I spent all my days by the age of… nine or so in a cage in a closet. No light. No… movement. Food once a day. Bathroom every now and then. It was hell, doc. It was hell.

Dr. Herrick:

SCP-XXXX-03: Heh, escape? I didn't escape, doc! I couldn't. Not on my own. My ma, and my pa, loaded me up into their fuckin' horse drawn carriage, and dumped me into the middle of the Louisianian forest. The whole time they didn't say a god damn word. I kicked doc, I screamed, I fuckin' beat my hands 'till they were bloody. But ya know what, that was the greatest fuckin' thing they ever did for me, doc.

Dr. Herrick: Elaborate, please.

SCP-XXXX-03: Well, I was already pretty hungry when I got into the woods, and I had never really been in such an open space before. I wandered, eating rotten apples and drinking river water. I slept under a fallen tree. I'd say it was better than being with my parents, but I'd be lyin'. I wandered the pasture for a while, but they must've been planning on really getting rid of me, 'cause I couldn't find a road, a trail, a farm, nothin'. The hate hadn't really settled in yet, so I was mostly just… sad. And confused. And really, really hungry.

Dr. Herrick: So, how did you survive?

SCP-XXXX-03: glad ya asked! Picture this: I had given up all hope. A ten year old kid, in the balmy Louisiana woods, sick from rotten food, about to die. I look up, gradually, and see a tent in front of me. A big, Indian style tent, with patterns and stuff on the outside. I think, "Oh boy! I ain't dyin' tonight, motherfuckers!" and I crawl to the… the front flap of the place and I open up

[Repeat as necessary]

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]

The Conan O'Brien Stalker

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: UPDATED CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES 27/06/11: While POI-XXXX-1 has been terminated, accosiates of his still pose a possible threat to Conan, Shlanksy,

Description: SCP-XXXX is an umbrella term for a series of incidents against American comedian Conan O'Brien and people associated with him between September 19th, 2003 and December 27th, 2011. While the people behind these incidents have not fully revealed themselves, David Boyce Lacombe (PoI-XXXX/01) has revealed himself as their leader. The extent of this group is unclear, but is believed to be relatively small. The exact motivations are also unclear, as PoI-XXXX/01 appears to shift between loving and hating Conan O'Brien, both to violent extents. PoI-XXXX/01 has exhibited signs of severe mental duress, however, a clear diagnosis was unable to be made prior to his suicide.

PoI-XXXX/01's escapades had been, for the most part, self contained and exclusively

Addendum-XXXX-01: Audio log:

Below is a transcript of a message left on Conan O'Brien's answering machine on February 20th, 2009, the same day that Conan's final episode on Late Night. Note that the message was not left on the day that Conan's departure was announced. Through out the recording, the last three minutes of The Simpson episode "Dog of Death" is playing, an episode produced by O'Brien.

3:47 AM: Conan! Hey! Dude, I love your work, I've been a fan for so long, you have no idea. I'm working on replacing my whole t-shirt wardrobe with your t-shirts. Fuck dude, call me back! I want to talk to you. Please. Alright. Hanging up. Please answer as you as possible. Uhh, yeah. CLICK

5:30 AM: Alright, what time is it there? Don't you got a job, man? Let me know when you get up. Like, when do you usually get up? Just let me know for next time. Alright. Thanks. CLICK

5:31 AM: OH I forget to tell you, my name is David. Uhh, if Conan isn't home tell him a friend called. Also call me back and tell me. Thanks. CLICK

11:24 AM: Hey, I've been waiting here all day. You could at least, at least, call me back. I'm sorry, but I'm starting to get a little disappointed. The Conan I know wouldn't do this to a fan. Call me back, you've got my number. Thank you. CLICK

6:30 PM: Conan man, that wait killed me. I read your book, the year 2000 one. It's my favorite. Any who, I hate to interrupt your meal or whatever, but I just want to talk to you. Come on.

10:49 PM: I'm sick of this shit, dude. I was so god damn excited to call you and talk to you about your future and about who ever may have done this to you and you just don't respond? Is this how you treat all your fans? I've seen all your shit at least twice, surely you can make some time for me.

11:28 PM: What the fuck. What the fuck. I've been pacing around my fucking apartment for the last hour waiting for my phone to ring. Is this a joke to you? Is this fun?

Callousness for the Devil

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: As PoI-XXXX-01 has died, and no known creatures of SCP-XXXX instances exist, containment of SCP-XXXX is to be primarily focused on finding SCP-XXXX instances uncontained and taking them before they can be used. As more than 50 instances of each instrument have been located, further discovered instances are to be destroyed.

Description: As of 04/08/2018, SCP-XXXX is:

• 74 guitars
• 49 drum kits
• 35 electric pianos
• 20

SCP-XXXX instances are musical instruments, most of which are commonly used in rock music or its sub genres, with a strong memetic effect. When SCP-XXXX is used regularly by a person, they will progressively become more and more Christian. Additionally, SCP-XXXX will encourage it's user to peruse music.

As of 04/08/2018, SCP-XXXX is:

SCP-XXXX instances

Addendum:

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

Interviewed: [The person, persons, or SCP being interviewed]

Interviewer: [Interviewer, can be blocked out using █]

Foreword: [Small passage describing the interview]

<Begin Log, [optional time info]>

Interviewer: [speech]

Person: [speech]

[Repeat as necessary]

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]