Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX instances are kept in a standard locked acrylic box within Site-73. One Researcher at Site-73 is required to count the amount of SCP-XXXX instances within the box weekly. If any instances are missing, all Argos warehouses in the United Kingdom are to be evacuated and any remaining instances of SCP-XXXX are to be destroyed using a Foundation standard issue flamethrower.
Description: SCP-XXXX instances are a set of twenty-eight (28) one hundred and twenty-eight (128) Quality Control stickers previously used by the Argos catalogue retailer, twenty-eight (28) of which are kept within a plastic bag labelled 'NOT FOR USE -JIM'. When one instance of SCP-XXXX is placed on a sealed box, any material contained within the box is replaced with a roughly equal volume of human body parts and tissue drained of all blood. It is not currently known where the original material goes when it is replaced. SCP-XXXX only has an effect when the container it is placed on is a cube or cuboid, and is made of an opaque material. The change in material only occurs when the box is closed and the original material is out of sight.
Addendum XXXX-1 - Recovery Log: The Foundation was alerted to the presence of SCP-XXXX in 20██, when a customer received four (4) human fingers in place of an iPhone 6s she purchased at the Argos branch in ████████, Staffordshire, England. The customer refused to talk to Foundation personnel and was found to have suffered from a breakdown following a mental evaluation. Of the staff who were working at the time of the sale, one was available for interview. See Below.
Interviewed: Maria Smallford, 'Customer Advisor' who served the box of fingers.
Interviewer: Dr. Graham █████
Prior to the interview, Smallford was asked to walk Dr. █████ through her day prior to the sale of the fingers. Store-wide CCTV footage confirmed her account to be true.
<Begin Log>
Dr █████: What can you tell me about these stickers?
Smallford: Oh, those? We just use those to make sure customers don't get pissy when we sell them stuff that's been returned.
Dr █████: How many returned packages have you resold with these stickers in the last week?
Smallford: Not too many, probably no more than ███.
Dr █████: [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]
<End Log>
After an extensive search by MTF Alpha-4, ███ of the ███ were recovered, with 9 containing instances of SCP-XXXX. All affected customers were given replacement products and administered Class C amnestics.






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