DillyWilly's Rough SCP Idea

SCP ?: A humanoid-like being that has an unknown origin. It's gender seems to almost always be female (excluding case [REDACTED].) and its age to be similar to a human's in their mid 40s. One of the only ways known now of how to identify SCP ? is by abnormal twitches of the nose, ears, right thumb, and/or left foot. It is classified as class Euclid and cannot be completely researched as it is has an advanced knowledge of how to lie. It shouldn't really ever be trusted except in cases in which it is asked about its favorite food. In which it will always respond, "Lettuce." SCP ? should not be left alone with 3 or more humans over the age of 16 at any given time due to [REDACTED]. It must keep a job, a stable income, food sources, water sources, air intake, shelter, and comfort in order to stay safe and under control. If any of these things are disrupted or not taken into consideration, SCP ? will remain motionless apart from its twitching, breathing, blinking, and talking. If its conditions are not met withing 72 hours of the last time it was "happy," it will go to sleep, leaving anybody examining it to believe that everything is OK, and resulting in them letting their guard down. Within the next 24 hours, the examiners will feel a deep sence of regret towards SCP ? and they will immediately become immune to any force of violence towards themselves, leaving them immortal untill the sence of regret is relieved by means of [REDACTED] with the SCP. When SCP ? is asked about its origin, name, age, or any other personal questions (weight, height, etc.) It has a chance to become hostile and produce an enzymatic fiber from its ears, nose, or mouth (and sometimes eyes; see case [REDACTED].) This fiber will paralyze the body of the person who asked the previous questions, leaving what they previously ate in the last 24 hours to be ripped out of their stomach and digested to become more enzymatic fibers. This SCP also has an irrational fear of wooden spoons and petroleum. When asked about these fears, SCP ? will start the process of paralysis into the body of the person who asked the question. SCP ? only is hostile to the previously stated questions from the date of March 13 to May 22. We are unsure why. If the questions previously stated are asked outside of the given dates, the SCP will provide a fake response (lie) and go about its business, if the SCP is asked why it lied, it will simply give an apology. SCP ? should be contained in a regular residential home (preferably in a neighborhood) that is no more than 4 miles away from a supermarket, gas station, restaurant, park, and job location. All civilians within this 4 mile radius should be made up of Class D personnel and should be under surveillance at all times. SCP ? was discovered in a small under-devolped town close to the Canada-America border. It was found riding a stolen bike around the streets of the town and was confronted by the original owner of the bike who proceeded to ask about SCP ? ,so that the owner could file a police report. At this point, SCP ? paralyzed the original owner and the SCP Foundation was contacted. Shall SCP ? have special requests be made, they should be brought upon a superior for consideration. SCP ? should be handled with caution and care, and it is very important to keep it in a generaly happy state of mind. Further research is being conducted.