DIO

SCP HOLY FUCK-J "FUK YOU LAWL"
OBJECT CLASS- FUCKIN GODLY DUDE [[include component:image-block
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caption= SCP HOLY FUCK-J BOUT TO MURDER A CHIPMUNK THAT STOLE HIS HAM
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SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: YOU CAN'T CONTAIN HIM DON'T EVEN TRY, YOU ARE AT HIS FUCKING MERCY, HE CAN PENETRATE YOUR [REDACTED] [JESUS DUDE IS THIS EVER REDACTED]
DON'T EVEN TRY TO CONTAIN HIM
DESCRIPTION: HE'S A FUCKING DUDE WITH LIKE 10 SWORDS MADE OF PURE DEATH 20 GUNS THAT SHOOT PURE SCP 682 IN A JAR AND 50 NUCLEAR BOMBS ATTACHED TO BASEBALL BATS, NO FUCKING IDEA HOW HE HOLDS 'EM BUT HE DOES! HE CAN'T BE DEFEATED AND HE KILLS EVERYTHING HE WANTS TO KILL! HE WILL FUCKING END EXISTENCE, NOT EVEN DEUS EX MACHINA CAN STOP HIM! HE FUCKING KILLS YOU WHEN YOU STARE AT HIM WRONG!!!! DON'T FUCK WITH HIM!!!!!
ADDENDUM-682-HOLY FUCK-J:
SCP 682: "who the fuck"
SCP HOLY FUCK-J: "GET FUCKED LOSER"
SCP HOLY FUCK-J JUST STARTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF SCP 682 WHILE SCP 682 BEGS FOR MERCY, NO MERCY IS DELIVERED THOUGH AND SCP HOLY FUCK-J JUST FUCKING STICKS HIS NUKE ON A STICK UP SCP 682'S [WHAT THE FUCK] AND BLOWS HIM UP!!! 682 REGENERATES BUT HE JUST GETS BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MORE!!!
SCP 682 through garbled speech cause his mouth is full of blood and [WHY]: "PLEASE SPARE ME! I WILL SERVE YOU, I WILL DO WHAT EVER YOU ASK ME TO!!!"
SCP HOLY FUCK-J: "NO FUCK YOU!!!"
HE FINALLY GIVES 682 THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH!
SCP HOLY FUCK-J THEN PROCEEDS TO USE 682'S DEAD BODY AS A [OH MY GOD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK] AND TEARS SO MANY HOLES IN HIM!!! THIS DUDE IS A FUCKING SAVAGE LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHY WOULD HE [AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA] 682'S DEAD BODY! HOW MANY DISEASES WOULD HE GET?! NONE AS DISEASES WOULD KILL THEMSELVES TO AVOID HIS FUCKING WRATH!!!
ADDENDUM-012-HOLY FUCK-J:
012 is lowered for SCP HOLY FUCK-J
SCP HOLY FUCK-J JUST FUCKING CUTS HIS ARM OFF AND WRITES BEETHOVEN ON THE PEACE AND THEN KILLS LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE JUST TO GET MORE BLOOD AND WRITES EVERY SONG EVER ON IT! IT'S FINALLY FINISHED LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ADDENDUM-999-HOLY FUCK-J:
SCP 999 coos and wiggles infront of SCP HOLY FUCK-J
SCP HOLY FUCK-J PROCEEDS TO TICKLE FIGHT THE FUCKING THING AND ACTUALLY WINS!!!
SCP 999 IS SUPER FUCKING SURPRISED AND CUDDLES HIM FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS!!!
SCP 999 JUST REFUSES TO LET GO
ADDENDUM-106-HOLY FUCK-J:
106 ATTEMPTS TO PUT HOLY FUCK-J IN HIS POCKET DIMENSION LIKE A GODDAMN FOOL!!!!
HOLY FUCK-J JUST SLAUGHTERS 106 LIKE HE'S A FUCKING SQUIRREL
IT'S RECOMMENDED THERE ARE NO MORE CROSS TESTS DONE! But 05 may look into cross testing certain SCP's like absolute dumbies. He's just gonna kill them you know?