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Irresistiblement In a Can

Recovery The foundation came across this seemingly normal 250ml unmarked can of aerosol deodorant. Upon its discovery in an abandoned Costco left for unknown reasons however a homeless man was seen entering the building and left the place with can in hand and was immediately flocked by 10s of rich women. After this the foundation was notified by local government agents and they acquired the can for testing.
The Anomalous Properties Once sprayed on the body of the individual ,instead of the usual sweet smelling mist exiting the can, a translucent ghost like creature appearing like the most comforting person in the nearest human's life and is invisible to everyone (and thing) else. The being appears to have semi-divine powers and can erase/ replace the memories of anyone within a 1km radius though cannot interact with objects phasing through them instead. Despite this it is unable move over 5 meters from the can as it's legs are replaced with wispy smoke that originates from the mouth of the can and emits a roselike odour. The being will do everything in its power to get the holder of the can married to their most lusted for person (get them married to their crush). Furthermore the can is indestructible and never runs out.
It is a safe class object and is stored at [Redacted] in [Redacted] monitored by site psychologist [Redacted] who gives the can to retiring personnel before taking it back when their dreams come true.