Do not talk about Incident-666½

Item #: Document-666½-J

Object Class: Non-anomalous

Special Containment Procedures: All documentation of SCP-666½-J should be locked up in a titanium box placed 2763 miles below Site-J. SCP-666½-J must not be read by any living organism without the written permission of a Level-4 staff member. Anybody who talks about Incident-666½-J should be reprimanded and be demoted to duty on food related SCPs.

Description: Document-666½-J refers to the documentation of SCP-666½-J, apparently about a crab-stuffed mushroom entree that supposedly induces constipation so bad, SCP-682 somehow died from it. However, facts have been exaggerated and it looks as if it was written poetically. Document-666½-J recounts Incident-666½, a situation so chaotic that it shouldn't be talked about. The document also refers to what Dr Gears call Incident-108½-J, the quote on quote "Breakfast With Dolly Parton fiasco", although few actually remember of it.

The document resulted in Researcher Zyn repeatedly telling Dr Hope that she has commented on the document eight times. And the author of the document, Dr PeppersGhost, has responded to Researcher Weizhong saying "I lost my shit so many times while reading this." with the phrase "OH LAWD IT'S MEMETIC". He has been reprimanded for writing Document-666½-J and referring to Incident-666½-J, and has been demoted to apprentice chef.

Addendum: On 2019/04/17, Dr Varius asked to put a testing log. He was reprimanded and was fed a combination of powdered crab-stuffed mushroom, the mixture found in SCP-173's containment chamber, Y-909, a cup of crab-stuffed mushroom dispensed by SCP-294, the substance SCP-106 secretes, a cup of semen, and hydrochloric acid.