DocManchas's Dr. Woods
Item #: SCP-Woods
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-Woods is to be secured extended 4m of its radius of anomalous properties. is to be monitored via satellite tracking system “ESTRELLAS”. Upon determination of its location, MTF-Tau-77 (DEEP DARK WOODS) is to be immediately dispatched to Woods’ location to prevent disappearances. In the event of a missing persons case, Protocol-54-Indelicato is to be enacted.
In the event of Protocol-54-Indelicato, SCP-Woos is to be explored for retrieval of individuals. Any discovered individuals are to be amnesticized and explained finding themselves lost within the woods. Investigations are to be delayed until SCP-Woods disappears from its initial area of appearance. Further retrieval operations are prohibited as of Incident-10-2007.
MTF-Tau-77 is to guard the premises OF SCP-Woods. is to monitor any individuals close to SCP-Woods's anamolous range. A cover story involving the presence of feral animals local to whatever area SCP-WOODS-1 manifests in to explain MTF-TAU-77’s appearance.
Description:
SCP-Woods-1 refers to an adult humanoid male taking on characteristics with that of a Pseudotsuga menziesii tree that identifies itself as "Dr. Woods". The lower torso of SCP-Woods-1 is composed mainly of tree bark rooting itself to the ground, causing it to remain in a stationary position. Its upper torso is capable of movement in SCP-Woods-1’s control. In its arms' place are branches that sprout leaves similar to those found on Pseudotsuga menziesii. On the ends of SCP-Woods-1's "arms" appear to be branches that act as SCP-Woods-1's fingers.
Despite displaying facial features that include a mouth, SCP-Woods-1 cannot communicate verbally to Foundation personnel. Testing revealed that the insides of SCP-Woods-1 are entirely hollow with the exception of a resin-like substance. The incision are from initial testing has not healed, leaving a cavity resembling a tree hollow in its place. Interviews are instead conducted through lip reading via Dr. Alaran via video transmissions.
SCP-Woods-A refer to the area in which SCP-Woods-1 appears in. Although SCP-Woods-1 will appear in any wooded area, criteria for SCP-Woods-A are usually densely forested, secluded from nearby populations, and within warm temperatures. Instances in which SCP-Woods-1 ignores these criteria are rare with only one incident involving SCP-Woods-1 manifesting in Central Park, New York. All witnesses were administered amnestics as the park was temporarily closed under the claims of environmental hazards.
Anyone coming in range between SCP-Woods-A and 1 find themselves in a confused state that distorts their sense of direction, causing attempts to exit SCP-Woods-A extremely difficult. In the event that SCP-Woods-1 manifests in a sparsely-forested area or one without any signs of trees, SCP-Woods-A's anomalous properties will not activate and SCP-Woods-B will not be encountered.
SCP-Woods-B is the collective term for all anomalous organisms encountered within SCP-WOODS-A. Due to the various creatures and plant-life varying every exploration into SCP-Woods-B, it cannot be determined whether or not these organisms are generated inside SCP-Woods-A or forcibly kept into its range.
SCP-Woods was discovered on April ██ 1990 in a forest close to a nearby town in Washington. Prior to MTF-Tau-77’s arrival, ██ disappearances had been reported with more people becoming missing as they searched for such individuals.
Foreword: After 6 failed attempts of locating SCP-Woods-1, Agents Anna, Andrews, Giuppssee, and Christopher discover SCP-Woods-A through a school video project that was quickly removed and recovered by Foundation technicians.
FOOTAGE HAS BEEN EDITED DOWN FOR POINTS OF INTEREST
00:44:35
ANNA: Alright, this was the last landmark on the girl’s feed.
ANDREWS: You sure?
ANNA: Right after that huge boulder with the handprints? We’re standing a few feet before things went haywire.
GIUPPSSEE: God damn, can we jus’ git’ goin now?
CHRISTOPHERS: Verne, I swear, I honestly don’t know how the [EXPLETIVE] you got approved for field work.
GIUPPSSEE: Well, firs’ you git’ sum duck that could [EXPLETIVE] ya’ up with its spit-
ANDREWS: Alright, shut up. We don’t need a confrontation when we’re about to enter some freaky-ass forest.
[MTF-Tau-77 enter SCP-Woods-A for 6 minutes before being immediately affected by its anomalous properties.]
00:50:34
ANDREWS: Woah…
ANNE: Okay, feelings of confusion…God…
GIUPPSSEE: [EXPLETIVE] hell, what tha’ crap be doin’ that [EXPLETIVE]?
ANNE: It’s…something in the woods. You guys reviewed the footage, right?
CHRISTOPHERS: Yeah, we all saw that girl freaking out. She looked like she couldn’t make heads or tails out of this place.
ANNE: We keep on going. How’s our navigational gear?
GIUPPSSEE: Equipment’s in check. We should be able ta’ get out if we need to.
ANNE: Right, keep moving…[Suffering SCP-Woods-A’s Effects]…[EXPLETIVE] hell…
For the next 25 minutes, Tau-77 continue their exploration into SCP-Woods-A before encountering POI-81499 Veronica Bravo
01:15:24
BRAVO: [Beginning to run away] Oh [EXPLETIVE]!
ANNE: Hang on! Wait-!
BRAVO: [Stopping before looking back] Oh! You’re not of them?
ANDREWS: One of who? Ma’am, we’re an exploration team sent by the people from [REDACTED]. They say you and a couple more went missing. Do you know what’s going on?
BRAVO: [Paranoid] I don’t know! One minute, I’m livestreaming my hike and talking about getting my life back together and then I’m walking in the woods dealing with those weird monsters!
GIUPPSSEE: Monsters?
BRAVO: [Upset] Yeah! Those [EXPLETIVE] weirdos who walk all around this place! You didn’t see any of them?
CHRISTOPHERS: No, you’re the only person we’ve seen-
[Nearby bushes begin to rustle as MTF-Tau-77 take aim. Agent Christophers guards Bravo behind him.]
[In the far distance, two small doll-sized figures run past the group. MTF-Tau-77 do not notice these figures as evidenced by their reaction.]
ANNE: Alright, let’s keep going for now. Miss, you see anyone else around here?
BRAVO: I think there was a class or something a while back. They had a camp or something set up for everyone who got lost here.
ANDREWS: Can you take us to them?
BRAVO: I don’t know! I’m kinda lost here like everyone else.
CHRISTOPHER: Listen, just try to help us find them. We can get everyone out of here. Please.
[Bravo doesn't respond for a short period of time]
BRAVO: Fine. Just don’t expect me to actually find it.
Time elapses for 23 minutes. Within this period of time, Tau-77 encounter a large slug-like creature trudging nearby, a herd of large-knuckled moose, and convulsing sparrows shrilling violently. Eventually, they discover the site described by BRAVO. Multiple tents have been set up by campers that have been caught by SCP-Woods-A, as well as game roasting over campfires by hunters. Children are seen huddling against adults, some sobbing. Unmarked graves are seen close to the shore of a nearby river.
01:37:42
ANDREWS: Jesus Christ.
UNKNOWN: Stop right there!
[A man in a hunter’s apparel points a rifle at BRAVO]
BRAVO: Oh, [EXPLETIVE] me.
CHRISTOPHERS: What’s going on?
UNKNOWN: You nearly get my son killed, and you have the [EXPLETIVE] to come back again?!
BRAVO: Ay, Hummer! I didn’t do jack[EXPLETIVE]. Your stupid-ass son was trying to sneak a peek on me in the river. Not my fault his dumbass fell into the river.
HUMMER: [RAISING HIS RIFLE AGAIN] You bitch!
[Christophers stands in between both Hummer and Bravo.]
CHRISTOPHERS; Alright! Let’s calm down here!
BRAVO: Nah, hell no! Let me at this beardy motherfu-!
[Andrews fires a round into the air.]
ANDREWS: Alright, look! We’re a bunch of explorers looking for you all! We can get you out of this so long as we can cooperate with each other. Alright?
[The camp falls into silence]
ANDREWS: No objections? Good. Now then-
GIUPPSSEE: Oh [EXPLETIVE]!
[Giuppssee opens fire onto a group of bushes, revealing multiple ape-like creatures emerging, roaring.]
ANNE: BIGFOOTS!
UNKNOWN CHILD: BIGFEET!
Through the combined efforts of both MTF-Tau-77 and the camp, both groups were successful in repelling the creatures. Despite causalities, the majority of the camp inhabitants manage to survive the assault.
2:45:09
ADAMS: God damn- What exactly are we looking for?
CHRISTOPHERS: Looking for a reason why this neck of the woods is so damn screwy, that's what.
GIUPPSSEE: Aye, fellas! Found somethin' here!
MTF-Tau-77 encounters SCP-Woods-1 in a clearing, standing by itself and the forest surrounding it.
Christophers: Hey, you! Listen, we don't mean to harm you.
SCP-Woods-1 looks to Tau-77, giving them a friendly wave.
GIUPPSSEE: Speak up, man! What's your deal, anyway?
SCP-Woods-1 points at his mouth and mouth something
CHRISTOPHERS: He can't speak.
ANNE: How the hell did you understand that?
ANDREWS: I'd say the context and how all that's coming from him is whistling.
GIUPPSSEE: God [EXPLETIVE] dammit. We came all the way out 'ere and dere's nuthin' we can do.
SCP-WOODS-1 mouths something else.
ANNE: At least we got mostly everyone out of the woods for now.
GIUPPSSEE: Bit mad 'ere 'innit? Maybe ah can mount one of 'em in da' office…
ANDREWS: You're not going to do anything iike that, Verne.
MTF-Tau-77 return back outside. Andrews is seen reassuring SCP-Woods-1 that they would come back with a definite means of communication. SCP-Woods-1 nods its head in understanding.
[END LOG]
Foreword: Dr. Alaran was escorted by MTF-Tau-77 to SCP-Woods-1 to ensure her safety from SCP-Woods-B.
[Begin Log]
Alaran: Good morning, SCP-Woods-1. Can you understand me?
SCP-Woods-1 nods.
Alaran: Good. Can you tell me the origin of your anomalous properties ?
SCP-Woods-1: I don't entirely know. Memory's a tad hazy, but it feels like I've been like this. And then on some days, I feel like I was someone like yourself.
Alaran: Have you made any contact with previous individuals?
SCP-Woods-1: All of the people that caught in the woods? I don't think they've ever seen me. It's all the weird guys that meet me occasionally.
Alaran: SCP-Woods-1, are you in any way connected to any of SCP-Woods-B?
SCP-Woods-1: Pardon? -B?
Alaran: Every organism our exploration team has encountered in the woods.
SCP-Woods-1: I don't really know any of them. I'm not sure if I make them, or if they walk into the forest. It's not all bad, though. There was this one squirrel, called it Harry, he always scurried around the place. Saw him on a rainy night and he looked lost, so I let him live in my noggin for a bit.
Alaran: In your…head?
SCP-Woods-1: Miss, I don't really anything up there. And I'm not saying that like I'm not the brightest bulb in the room, there is actuallynothing in there.
SCP-Woods-1 demonstrates this by passing its fingers through its eve cavity.
Alaran: I see.
SCP-Woods-1: I let him rest up there for a bit, y'know. What was I was using for? The next day, he was gone. Musta' left as soon as the weather cleared. Found a bunch of nuts in front of me, though. I like to think he thanked for that.
Alaran: SCP-Woods-1, this information is going off-track. Exactly why-?
SCP-Woods-1: There's a point to this, doc. All I'm trying to say is that there's a lesson somewhere there. I think there's a lesson to me as I live and- Well, I don't technically breathe, but you get the idea.
Alaran: SCP-Woods-1, please elaborate. What are you suggesting?
Giuppsee: Doctor! He's got something in his head right 'ere!
Andrews and Anna investigate the foreign object found in SCP-Woods-1.
Alaran: Agent Anna, Andrews! What's going on? What have you found?
Anne: This.
Agent Anne presents a folded document stained by wear and age.
[End Log]
Document-Woods-001 divulges information regarding a party identifying Mr. Blundertainment. Included in the document was a picture of a rubberhose caricature of SCP-Woods-1.
From the brilliant minds behind [REDACTED]!
Hey, kiddos! Mr. Blundertainment's DR. WOODS gives you and your friends the journey of a lifetime! Discover what amazing things you miss out in nature!
Find us at [Portion of document was torn and lost. Evidence concludes that this was prior to Document-Woods-001's discovery.]
[[collapsible show="+ Addendum-3: Indident-10-2007 hide="- Close"]]
During an attempted recovery of another SCP, MTF-Kappa-93 [Mulder's Men] uncovered a hidden underground fallout shelter in Idaho. Believing that SCP-████ to be taking refuge, MTF-Kappa-93 entered the shelter.
Instead of SCP-████, agents discovered a cluttered area of notes and journals. Numerous sigils and symbols were discovered on each document,
- Dr. Woods ✔
- Dr. Circus
- Dr. Quack
- Dr. animal-vegetable-mineral
- Dr. Disaster Movie
- Dr. Cool
- Dr. Normal
- Dr. Something Evil
- Dr. Twin Peaks
- Dr. [EXPUNGED]