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- DON'T FUCK WITH MY EGGS AAAAAAA
- Count Souris
- Leprechaun Trap
- Gideon's Course
- Pocket Bees
- Pool
- Slowly Killing Your Darlings
- Pure, Unadulterated Guilt
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX is a bird's nest of gargantuan proportions located in Middletown, Ohio. The nest measures with a radius of approximately .5 km and stands at approximately 152 m in height.
SCP-XXXX during recovery.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Item Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX is an organism of Mus musculus (house mice) displaying complex sapience.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: During the month of March, the park SCP-XXXX resides in is to be monitored by one Level-2 researcher, using designated security cameras.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a small, circular enclosure of bushes. The collection of bushes is generally unremarkable from other bushes in the area with the only difference being a wide range of colorations to its accompanying flowers.
SCP-XXXX is constantly occupied by four butterflies of an unidentified species resembling Papilio machaon (butterflies are hereby deemed SCP-XXXX-A-1 through SCP-XXXX-A-4). Instances of SCP-XXXX-A have a broadly green coloration to their wings. Upon attempt at physical contact with any instance, individuals will find it impossible to touch the instances due to the instances' apparent physical transparency.
On the outer rim of SCP-XXXX, there is a crudely-constructed sign reading "NOT A LEPRECON TRAP. MADE BY BULLY BILLY NOSD NUST NOST. HAPPY SAENT PATRIC DAY!"1 An individual of the name Billy Nost2 has yet to be found living in the suburban area SCP-XXXX resides in.
In the center of SCP-XXXX is a single lawn chair (deemed SCP-XXXX-B) exhibiting a singular anomalous property. Exclusively during the month of March, any individual with ginger physical characteristics that are under the height of ~1.63 meters will undergo an anomalous effect causing them to heavily desire to loiter on SCP-XXXX-B. Said individuals will constantly repeat the phrase "(Oh,) you got me! You get me gold, that's the rules!"
Addendum: On the date of March 17, 2018, a small child who did not match the affected characteristics of SCP-XXXX was spotted on hidden security cameras. The child slowly approached SCP-XXXX, looking over the bushes to SCP-XXXX-B with hesitation. A look of disappointment had appeared on his face, after which he stated, "Dang. Maybe next year," and proceeded to exit the park. Facial recognition had failed to identify the child.
A replica of the most common manifestation of SCP-XXXX's common manifestation of a classroom.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Any manifestations of SCP-XXXX are to be signed up for by Foundation field agents with the last name ranging from A to G or Q to Z. Once the field agent(s) have entered the reality SCP-XXXX is in, PoI-5890 is to be apprehended using non-lethal methods. All students that have signed up for SCP-XXXX are to be administered Class-B amnestics.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a phenomenon only present in the United States regarding a university course which randomly manifests on university course sign-up sheets. The course is always hosted by PoI-5890 ("Professor Claymore Gideon"), an adult male who exhibits no anomalous properties.
When signing up for SCP-XXXX, individuals whose last name starts with any letter between H and P are physically unable to sign up for the course. This restriction is seemingly due to an unseen force which conflicts with any form of writing/drawing utensil, causing anything written by the restricted individuals to remain invisible.
Upon entrance to course's classroom, all attendants will find a note in their assigned seat regarding the ideal of the course.
The standard college classroom which SCP-XXXX is hosted inside of is unremarkable from other classrooms found at the college SCP-XXXX affects. The contents of the chalkboard located in front of the room vary, but there is always a constant in the inscriptions: "ABCDEFGQRSTUVWXYZ."3 Upon entrance to course's classroom, all attendants will find a note4 in their assigned seat regarding the ideal of the course.
SCP-XXXX begins with PoI-5890 introducing himself and giving compliments to the individuals in the room. PoI-5890 will then ask for all students to identify themselves to the rest of those attending while pulling out an extremely complex mechanical device (SCP-XXXX-1).
SCP-XXXX-1 always differs from each manifestation of the course and is not confined to any defined shape. SCP-XXXX-1 is covered in complex and unidentified technology which is theorized to assist in its anomalous effect.
SCP-XXXX-1's anomalous effect begins when PoI-5890 instructs each student to come forward to the table which SCP-XXXX-1 rests on. PoI-5890 will then instruct the students to take a small needle (supplied for them by PoI-5890) and prick themselves on a finger of their choosing. Blood which exits through the prick is then extracted and dripped into the hatch located on SCP-XXXX-1.
Once at least half of the attendants have pricked their fingers and contributed blood, PoI-5890 will close the hatch on top of SCP-XXXX-1. Once closed, SCP-XXXX-1 begins to vibrate while the complex technologies surrounding it seemingly become active. This process lasts for approximately two minutes before SCP-XXXX-1 halts all motion.
Following SCP-XXXX-1's lack of motion, a small tube expands itself from a location on SCP-XXXX-1. The tube excretes a wine hosting anomalous effects (SCP-XXXX-2) which varies in hue. PoI-5890 will then insist that the students drink the wine. If the attendants refuse, PoI-5890 will instruct them to leave the classroom. Refusal to follow through with the given commands will result in the sudden cardiac arrest of the refusing student. Once all students have chosen to leave or stay and comply, SCP-XXXX will end, and the attendants will be returned to their dorms through immediate teleportation.
SCP-XXXX-2's anomalous effects manifest upon ingestion of the liquid. When ingested, the user will reduce in age up to the point of infancy. This effect goes to the point of changing the date of birth in order to remain consistent with the new age of the subject.5 The age which the user is reduced to is directly dependant on the amount of SCP-XXXX-2 consumed. PoI-5890 has insisted to attendants that he shouldn't drink the wine due to the statement that he has "been here too long."
Addenda:
Audio Logs
The following is an audio log composed directly out of SCP-XXXX;
PoI-5890: Hello, everyone. I am Professor Claymore Gideon, but you may call me Professor G. Welcome to the art of winemaking course. Now, why doesn't everyone introduce themselves?
All of the attendants stand up individually and state their names in order of the way that they had seated.
PoI-5890: There we are. Now, we all know each other. Does anyone know why we are here today?
Student A:6 To learn the art of winemaking?
PoI-5890: Precisely! You all aren't nearly as ignorant as my last batch of students.
PoI-5890 proceeds to take out SCP-XXXX-1 and place it on a table.
PoI-5890: Now, how many of you drink wine?
Two out of the eleven students attending raise their hands.
PoI-5890: Hmm. I'm impressed. Again, much better than the last batch, and we haven't even started.
PoI-5890 clears his throat.
PoI-5890: Now, the art of winemaking is nowhere near as simple as people make it out to be. It's not simply crushing grapes with your feet and pouring a bit of alcohol in, and then leaving it to rot. It's about sacrifice; put your blood, sweat, and tears into winemaking.
PoI-5890 then motions for the students to exit their seats and come down to the location of SCP-XXXX-1.
PoI-5890: Now; all of you will have noticed there is a small needle in your pocket. Please, if you will, prick yourself on a finger of your choosing.
Student B: Is this really fucking necessary?
PoI-5890: Of course! As said before, you must put your blood into this.
Student B: No. That's fucking stupid. You don't need blood to make fucking wine.
PoI-5890 changes to an expression of disappointment.
PoI-5890: I'm going to have to ask you to exit my class.
Student B: No. What is actually going on here? What do you want?
Student B suddenly grasps his chest and begins to seize. This is when Student B had entered a state of cardiac arrest due to lack of compliance with PoI-5890.
PoI-5890: Now, as I was saying, please prick yourselves.
The remaining ten attendants prick their fingers as instructed.
PoI-5890: Now, go ahead and drip some into this.
PoI-5890 motions to SCP-XXXX-1: Six students do so as instructed. Once it reaches the seventh attendant, Agent Wi, the process halts.
PoI-5890: You're next.
Agent Wi then pulls out his secondary, loaded with non-lethal projectiles, and aims it at the chest of PoI-5890.
Agent Wi: Hands in the fucking air.
PoI-5890: Oh, we were so close.
The sprinklers inside the room activate and dispense marbles rather than liquid; PoI-5890 uses this time to escape through a back entrance. All individuals attending were then returned to their dorms unharmed.
John's Liquor
A liquor store under the official name of John's Liquor had been unknowingly selling instances of SCP-XXXX-2. Below is an interview with Dr. Link Tepes and John Res.7
Interviewer: Dr. Link Tepes
Interviewee: John Res
Dr. Tepes: Please state your name for the record.
Res: John Jebediah Res.
Dr. Tepes: Is it alright if I call you John?
Res: Of course.
Dr. Tepes: Alright, John. When did you first notice that you were selling this specific wine?
Res: Well, uh, I had noticed that someone who came to buy some of that wine came back in after he had bought it the first time.
Dr. Tepes: What were the obvious notes that something was odd with the situation?
Res: I remembered his name. It was like Jacob Schumer or somethin'. But I looked at his ID and noticed that his age had changed.
Dr. Tepes: May you elaborate?
Res: Well, before, his date of birth was in 1994, but then it changed to 1999 upon the next time I checked it. I wasn't able to sell him anymore alchohol. That was the point that I knew somethin' was up.
Dr. Tepes: Do you remember stocking the wine?
Res: I vaguely remember this business offering to give me a bunch of wine to sell, and they didn't even want my money. They said it was a "donation" or whatever.
Dr. Tepes: What was the name of the company?
Res: Somethin' weird. Gideon's Goods?8 Yeah, that one. Gideon's Goods. It tasted weird, though. Almost like metal. Iron, even. It was a real thick liquid.
Dr. Tepes: Thank you for your time.
Case File
A missing file case has been recovered regarding an individual matching the name and physical appearance of PoI-5890. The file is dated to 5/20/2011 and states that the date of disappearance is 5/19/2011. It is to note that the first SCP-XXXX manifestation began on 5/22/2011.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a low-security locker located in Site-17. Only research personnel of level 2 or higher in clearance may authorize the use of SCP-XXXX. Usage must be in an outdoors, controlled environment.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a half-hunter, chrome-finished pocket watch with seventeen mechanical jewels. The object measures approximately 13 mm in terms of length and width, matching the common size of "small" on the majority of pocket watches. SCP-XXXX displays no anomalous properties until opened.
Once opened, a swarm of Apis mellifera9 will manifest suddenly from inside of the object. Apis mellifera that manifest from within SCP-XXXX are hereby known as instances of SCP-XXXX-2.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be transported from bodies affected from SCP-XXXX and placed in a controlled tank of a mix of salt and fresh water. Instances are to be fed Chondrus crispus10 twice daily. Under no circumstances should instances of the opposite sex be placed in the same control tank.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an unexplained phenomenon affecting both public and private pools in the city of Palm Harbor, Florida.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties manifest when a body of water which has been constructed solely for recreational use11 is emptied of all living organisms, man-made objects, and when the affected body is out of sight.
When these requirements are met, pools affected by SCP-XXXX will suddenly manifest an organism of the order Selachimorpha.12 Said organism is hereby known as SCP-XXXX-2. Instances are unremarkable compared to organisms of the same order which are unaffected by SCP-XXXX.
Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 display sapience more complex than the average shark. Sapience has been demonstrated through multiple tests of non-verbal communication and patterns. Instances have proven to be unable to communicate through understood vocalizations.
Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 have shown a common dislike of meat or any other substance coming from another animal for food. Rather, instances have only complied to eat plants. It is unknown why instances are herbivores rather than carnivores.
Addendum XXXX-A: As of 1/14/18, an instance of SCP-XXXX-2 had attempted to engage in conversation with Foundation personnel using Morse code. The instance used Morse code by opening and closing its jaws in a pattern used to replicate tapping. Below is a translation of the Morse conversation:
do not like place
miss The next word matches no known language, leaving it unable to be translated.
we want to go home
Due to this communication, one instance was to be released into a Foundation-controlled area of the Pacific Ocean under constant surveillance by research personnel.
Upon release, the instance of SCP-XXXX-2 vanished immediately.13 Following this, instances of SCP-XXXX-2 in containment began to act more aggressively towards Foundation personnel. It was during this time that another instance attempted communication. The following is a translation:
wrong home
take us back
Following this, one instance was to be released in a Foundation-controlled area of each ocean. It is to note that all instances temporarily released automatically vanished similar to the first released instance.
Upon requesting the information as to where the said "home" is located, all asked instances responded with the following:
how not know
you took us from it
put us back
Following this, an instance was to be placed back in the body of water which it had been recovered from. The instance did not vanish like those released into the oceans, but rather consistently repeated the following statements in Morse code:
this is not home
No other attempts to find what instances referred to as "home" has succeeded.
File Login: Will be logged as entry on 3/12/18: …
Input: lily_is_dead
Response: Password incorrect. Please try again.
Input: wendy_is_dead
Response: Password incorrect. Please try again. You have one attempt remaining.
Input: tepes_takes_care_of_the_birds
Response: Access granted.
Both instances of SCP-3486 in the palm of Dr. Tepes. SCP-3486-1 is depicted on the left, whilst SCP-3486-2 is depicted on the right. Photo was taken by Agent Pore.
Item #: SCP-3486
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: To ensure the safety and continued healthy lifespan of SCP-3486, only five research personnel are permitted access to this document. Both instances of SCP-3486 are to be kept in a low-security containment chamber replicating their previous owner's living room within Site-17. A small marker has been placed on SCP-3468-1's legs to differentiate the two instances.
Description: SCP-3486 is the collective designation for two anomalous instances of Regulus regulus.14 These two individual instances have been assigned the designation of SCP-3486-1 and SCP-3486-2.
SCP-3486-1 is a female member of Regulus regulus. SCP-3468-1 stands slightly taller than the average goldcrest, but maintains a weight within the average. SCP-3468-1 displays complex sapience, including the ability to speak and comprehend fluent English, but SCP-3468-2 does not. SCP-3468-1 speaks in the voice of a European female, exactly matching that of the deceased Lily Portsmouth,15 the daughter of the previous owner of both instances.
SCP-3486-2 is a male member of Regulus regulus, standing shorter than SCP-3486-1. SCP-3468-2's weight is below the average for a standard goldcrest, being heavily malnutritioned upon discovery.
Both instances of SCP-3486's anomalous effects manifest when any form of written documentation describing them is read. Once the documentation has been read and comprehended by a sapient organism, one instance (corresponding to which description of which instance has been comprehended) will begin to physically decompose.16
Recovery: Both instances of SCP-3468 were discovered in the home of Wendy Portsmouth on the date of 2/14/18. Ms. Portsmouth's neighbors had reported to the local police that reports of shouting could be heard in the next room and a possible case of domestic violence may have been at hand.
Upon Iota-10 ("Damn Feds") arrival, Wendy Portsmouth was found dead on the floor of her kitchen. Atop her body were both instances of SCP-3468, and SCP-3468-1 was attempting to speak with Ms. Portsmouth at the time of MTF entrance. They were quickly recovered and placed into containment.17
Addenda:
Interview Transcripts
Below is a compilation of relevant interview transcripts conducted between SCP-3486-1 and Dr. Tepes.
Interviewer: Dr. Tepes
Interviewee: SCP-3486-1
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Tepes: Hello, SCP-3486-1.
SCP-3486-1: Who are you? Where's me mum?
Dr. Tepes: I'm Dr. Tepes, and I'm your primary caretaker for the time being. Can you tell me your name, hon?
SCP-3468-1: I'm… I'm Lily. Is mum alright?
Dr. Tepes releases a sigh.
Dr. Tepes: She is fine, Lily. I promise. Can you tell me what happened?
SCP-3468-1: I don't know. I woke up and me cage was open, and I flew out and saw me mum on the floor. She was hurt. Bad, I think.
Dr. Tepes: Have you always been a bird, hon?
SCP-3468-1: N—no, Mr. Tepes.
Dr. Tepes: When did you become a bird?
SCP-3468-1: I don't know, sir. I was… I think…
SCP-3468-1 begins to cry.
Dr. Tepes: Shh, hon. Everything's alright. Your mother is fine and we're taking care of it. I'll be back tomorrow, alright?
SCP-3468-1: O-okay. Goodbye, Mr. Tepes.
Dr. Tepes: Goodbye for now, Lily.
[END LOG]
Interviewer: Dr. Tepes
Interviewee: SCP-3486-1
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Tepes: Good evening, Lily.
SCP-3468-1: Hello, Mr. Tepes.
Dr. Tepes: Are you ready to discuss what we were beginning to talk about yesterday?
SCP-3468-1: I think 'sa.
Dr. Tepes: So, how did it all come to be?
SCP-3468-1: I went to bed. I didn't feel so good. My tummy hurt, and I went to sleep really fast.
Dr. Tepes: And that's the last thing you remember?
SCP-3468-1: I just remember waking up after that as one of mum's birds. I couldn't talk, so I just had to keep chirping. I was with me mum for a while before she opened our cage, walked into the kitchen, and… I don't know, but she fell over.
Dr. Tepes: If you could not talk then, could you recall when you could?
SCP-3468-1: Yeh. It was when I flew to mum and landed on 'er, and I just tried waking 'er up, and I realized that I could talk.
Dr. Tepes: How long were you a goldcrest?
SCP-3468-1: I 'unno. It's hard to tell time when 'ya can't see any windows nor clocks anywhere.
[END LOG]
Interviewer: Dr. Tepes
Interviewee: SCP-3468-1
Dr. Tepes: Lily?
SCP-3468-1: Yes, Mr. Drew?
Dr. Tepes: I need to tell you something. It's urgent.
SCP-3468-1: Wha— what 's it, sir?
Dr. Tepes inhales sharply.
Dr. Tepes: Your mother.
SCP-3468-1 begins to cry.
Dr. Tepes: She's dead.
SCP-3468-1 releases a loud chirp.
SCP-3468-1: You told me she was going to be okay! You promised!
Dr. Tepes: Lily, please, I—
SCP-3468-1: No! Don't speak 'ta me! You lied! Your promises mean nothing!
It was at this point that SCP-3468-1 flew back up to her nest and refused further compliance with Dr. Tepes.
Afterword: "I should have told her before. They're both detoriorated pretty bad. I am going to ensure extra security is placed onto this document to only allow authorized people to view it when absolutely needed." -Dr. Tepes
Addendum SCP-3468-A
As of 3/1/18, both instances of SCP-3468 are signifigantly deteriorated. Both instances now lack the ability to fly due to their wings being decomposed to bone. Their bone structure appears to only be weakening as of this addition.
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Addendum SCP-3468-B: As of 3/12/18, both instances of SCP-3468 have been declared as neutralized due to death. This is theorized to be due to a breach in the security of SCP-3468's file. Dr. Tepes and the rest of the research team assigned to SCP-3468 are currently undergoing emotional therapy, which is scheduled to last until 5/12/18.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Neutralized18
Special Containment Procedures: The area surrounding SCP-XXXX is to be maintained under the front Soap and other Care Products, in which the public story is that it is being remodeled into a warehouse. Members of Mobile Task Force Psi-7 ("Home Improvement") are to secure the perimeter of the area owned by the Foundation front as well as the interior of SCP-XXXX. Any signs of reemergence are to be reported to Dr. Orchards as soon as possible.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large hospital located in ████ ██████, Florida. Its exterior is heavily damaged and shows sign of lengthy and stressful wear to its structure. SCP-XXXX is constructed by a combination of brick, steel, and an unidentified metal. Documentation shows that SCP-XXXX was previously owned by an organization under the alias of "H.E.A.R.T." No documentation of any corporation known or abbreviated as H.E.A.R.T has been discovered.
SCP-XXXX's interior is impossibly large for the boundaries set by its foundation. The interior comprises of rooms and areas which a normal hospital would incorporate into their operations. Inside of SCP-XXXX an unknown grouping of humanoid entities resides (entities are hereby referred to as instances of SCP-XXXX-2). Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 have shown that it is impossible for them to exit SCP-XXXX's interior, even if an aperture large enough for their size is available.
SCP-XXXX-2 have displayed to comprehend and speak fluent English. Instances lack any form of sexual reproductive organs, and all instances share a common manifestation of physical deformity. All instances have proven to be sapient and their behavior regarding Foundation personnel varies. SCP-XXXX-2 appears to be aware of the Foundation's existence despite no information being given beforehand to any instances.
Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 consistently reference an event which they describe as "█████████." They also claim that this event is responsible for the deformities presented to them and their inability to freely leave SCP-XXXX.
Addenda:
Interview Transcripts
The following is a report of relevant interview logs conducted on instances of SCP-XXXX-2.
Interviewer: Dr. Orchards
Interviewee: Instance of SCP-XXXX-2
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Orchards: And… we are recording.
SCP-XXXX-2 continuousely stutters, appearing to be flustered. After approximately 14 seconds, its vocalizations become coherent.
SCP-XXXX-2: Do you know him?
Dr. Orchards: Know who?
SCP-XXXX-2: Him. The doc, man. The fuckin' doctor, dude.
Dr. Orchards: Can you go into more detail as to who "the doc" is?
SCP-XXXX-2: He runs this place, man. He keeps us in here. We're just his experiments, man. Just his experiments.
Dr. Orchards: What kind of experiments does the doctor perform?
SCP-XXXX-2 is silent for slightly longer than 30 seconds before responding.
SCP-XXXX-2: Let me ask you this.
Dr. Orchards: Sure.
SCP-XXXX-2: What experiment does the dead perform on the living?
Dr. Orchards: I'm.. not sure.
SCP-XXXX-2: Well, I'll tell you man. Look around you, dude. It's fuckin' everywhere, dude. It's happening now.
[END LOG]
Interviewer: Dr. Orchards
Interviewee: Instance of SCP-XXXX-2
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Orchards: Hello. Is it alright if I ask you a few questions?
SCP-XXXX-2: I have a name.
Dr. Orchards: …that doesn't answer my question.
SCP-XXXX-2: It is Stephen.
Dr. Orchards: I have a few questions for you, Stephen.
SCP-XXXX-2: I've been here for a while. Dr. Hearty is a real nice guy.
Dr. Orchards: Dr. Hearty?
SCP-XXXX-2: He would give me absolutely anything I wanted. The others hate him, and I don't know why! He has helped me. Look at me.
Dr. Orchards examines SCP-XXXX-2's physicality.
Dr. Orchards: You do seem less deformed than the rest.
SCP-XXXX-2: Deformed? Fucking deformed? You say that like it's a bad thing.
SCP-XXXX-2 takes multiple unauthorized steps towards Dr. Orchards, as to which Orchards backs up to an appropriate distance.
Dr. Orchards: Stephen, please, sit—
SCP-XXXX-2: Don't you fucking tell me what to do, you sick motherfucker! Dr. Hearty has only helped me, do you fucking understand? Only helped—
At this point, Psi-7 agents with Dr. Orchards open fire with the intent to kill following another unauthorized procedure towards Dr. Orchards whilst raising a fist.
[END LOG]
Video Logs
The following is a report of relevant video logs conducted inside of SCP-XXXX.
Foreword: One of SCP-XXXX's interior rooms had suddenly experienced a shift in stable reality causing it to become highly unstable. One D-Class personnel19 was instructed to enter the room whilst listening to any and all commands instructed by Dr. Orchards.
Dr. Orchards: D-30295, can you hear me? Any interference?
D-30295: Um, there's a bit of interference. Little jolts in and out, but I can still understand you perfectly fine.
The shoulder cam mounted upon D-30295 had limited view of the situation, but there was very clearly a set of double doors in front of her. The doors had been reinforced by the same unidentified metal component as to which SCP-XXXX is constructed.
Dr. Orchards: Approach the door, please.
D-30295 hesitates before taking multiple steps towards the doors. She placed a hand on the left door and attempted to push it open, as no handles were present.
D-30295: I can't. It's locked… er, it feels more like it's being blocked by something.
Following this statement, D-30295's shoulder camera had experienced approximately 4 seconds of visual interference. All audio during this time was not affected and was still comprehensible.
Dr. Orchards: Please try again.
D-30295: I am. It's not fucking—
D-30295 is interrupted by what can only be described as the sound of gears shifting and grinding against one another from behind the set of doors.
D-30295: Doc, something's moving. I can't see it, but it's loud.
D-30295 stumbles in her position, almost falling over multiple times.
D-30295: My head hurts, doc.
Dr. Orchards: Please, I know headaches can be quite the.. er, annoyance, but do not let this obstruct your goals.
D-30295: You're not getting it. This isn't a headache. It's the worst migraine I've ever had in my life. Doc, I want to—
Dr. Orchards: Please continue in attempting to open the door.
After a moment of hesitation, D-30295 groans multiple times before approaching the door and attempting to push it open once more. As she does so, the sound of gears shifting behind the door immediately halts.
D-30295: Incomprehensible.
Dr. Orchards: D-30295, are you alright? Please, talk to me. We must know what's going on with firsthand interaction.
D-30295 attempts to speak multiple times but no sound was being emitted. She stumbles back away from the door and presses her back against the wall behind her.
Dr. Orchards: D-30295?
D-30295 begins to cry. The visual presented by the shoulder camera is momentarily blocked as she moves her right arm to wipe away multiple tears which had stained upon her face. Suddenly, the doors in front of her slowly begin to creak open. A blinding light interferes with clear visual through the shoulder camera. D-30295 shows no reaction to this sudden change in lighting.
Dr. Orchards: D-30295, report. What's going on?
D-30295 begins to walk towards the doors. The light has now completely obstructed the view of her mounted shoulder camera.
Dr. Orchards: D-30295? Riley?
D-30295: Dr. Hearty?
At this point, an unknown voice responds to D-30295.
Unidentified: Yes, Riley.
Dr. Orchards: Wait, woah— You know who Dr. Hearty is?
D-30295: [Muffled] I thought you were dead.
Unidentified: I am.
D-30295: What?
All camera footage suddenly halts as the shoulder camera suddenly loses power despite having approximately 70% charge at the time.
Dr. Orchards: Riley?
Afterword: D-30295 was not able to be recovered following the incident. Upon Psi-7 arrival to the scene, the doors which were previously there had completely disappeared and had been replaced by a solid wall. Any and all unstable reality within the area had ceased.
Incident HOSPITALIZED
The following is an audio report of Incident HOSPITALIZED recorded and transcribed by Dr. Orchard.
And… we are recording.
Dr. Orchard clears his throat and pulls up multiple handwritten documents, which only comes off as the shuffling of papers.
Incident HOSPITALIZED is the codename for the incident which happened at the time of SCP-XXXX's neutralization. The event occurred on 3/10/17 and was originally reported by an agent of Psi-7, "Home Improvement."
The exact time of the event is unknown, but it is known to have occurred overnight.
Upon agent entrance to SCP-XXXX on 3/10/17, no instances of SCP-XXXX-2 were able to be found. The interior of SCP-XXXX was transformed to appropriate dimensions set by its foundation, showing that, at the very least, one of its anomalous properties had completely reverted.
A note was found on the roof of SCP-XXXX. It had crude handwriting and had no fingerprints left on the document. It stated the following:
Dr. Orchard clears his throat once more.
"To the Foundation— I am Dr. Hearty. Or, I suppose, we are. All of our instances were part of me, and we are all a part of him. That is why you could not find us."
"This hospital was once mine. I ran it, and I took care of these patients. You could probably see by that, yes?"
"They were made stronger. Made to be the ultimate humans. We were going to be superior. But you had to stick your noses into my experiments."
"Yes, I am dead. No, I am not dead. I am whatever you want me to be."
"All of the patients have been taken back to their families. They were fixed. I must simply await my next batch of patients."
"And, don't worry about Riley— she is in good hands."
Missing Person Report
A missing person report had been recorded on 9/19/17 regarding the former D-30295. It is unknown how the D-Class' father had noticed her disappearance despite the fact that he was aware of her governmental custody. The report was as follows:
████ ██████ SHERIFF'S OFFICE MISSING PERSON INQUIRY
Name: Riley Jarig
Sex: Female
DOB: ██/██/19██
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blond
Race: Caucasian
Identifying Features: Tattoo of a dragon covering left forearm; scar directly above left eyebrow.
Report Signature: ███████ Jarig
Two days following this report, the former D-30295's body had been discovered in a local river. Her corpse was heavily mutilated, but DNA testing had been able to confirm it was D-30295. The subject had a large laceration on her chest, revealing her ribcage.
The notable differences on the subject (as compared to when in Foundation custody) are as follows:
- Subject had a deformity similar to those found on instances of SCP-XXXX-2;
- Subject was missing her heart, yet her ribcage remained entirely intact;
- Both eyeballs had been removed;
- Subject donned a wristband similar to those given to medical patients for identification. Wristband read: H.E.A.R.T Patient; Riley Jarig; ONEG.