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Object Number - SCP-XXX-J
Object Class - Keterest Ketering Keter
Special Containment Procedures
SCP-XXX-J must be terminated as soon as possible, any termination proposals must be approved by Doctor Advery and two level four researchers. SCP-XXX-J must be contained in Site-Hades, in a metal pyramid reinforced with ten layers of titanium, three layers of hardened clay, seven layers of green stained glass and an outer layer of gold. Personnel must be level three or higher in order to enter SCP-XXX-J containment area and must be advised to not break any rules of SCP-XXX-SHS-J while within thirty meters from SCP-XXX-J.
Speak Hear See Rules
Are referred as SCP-XXX-SHS-J which is a set of rules that all personnel must follow while within thirty meters of SCP-XXX-J, any personnel below level four failed to follow these rules are to be terminated immediately.
-Personnel must be wearing an orange traffic cone.
-Personnel must avoid shouting Sardine.
-Personnel must avoid walking sideways while facing South.
-Personnel must avoid speaking Spanish.
Description
SCP-XXX-J is a stainless metal kettle that was discovered and retrieved from sea, the object exhibits no unusual properties when it is inactive apart from it being completely indestructible by any means. The object will become active after eight months of inactivity but it will instantly become active when an individual violates any rules of SCP-XXX-SHS-J while within thirty meters from the object. Once active the object will shoot out steams capable of passing through any solid materials with the exception of clay and gold, during this event multiple anomalies will manifest at random locations and may effect random objects and individuals in varying scales.
SCP-XXX-NSE-J
SCP-XXX-SVS-J
Is a sentient semi humanoid statue that bares an exact resemblance of SCP-173, SCP-XXX-SVS-J is mostly composed of concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-XXX-SVS-J shows no signs of hostility and its proven to be very cooperative and friendly. Regardless of its composition, its body is very flexible and it is able to bend, crawl, slide and curl. SCP-XXX-SVS-J is capable of speech and vocalizations while communicating with personnel during conversations and interview sessions, the method of this is currently unknown. SCP-XXX-SVS-J is also capable of animating its face to express its emotions, especially that adorable one.
SCP-XXX-SUS-J
Is a sentient organism that highly resembles a floor lamp, however its behavior and intelligence is similar to that of an average human. Its main body are compose of two different materials, the base and outer layer of SCP-XXX-SUS-J is made of smooth white skins that covers the inner structure which is entirely compose of thick black substances that serves both as the main skeletal structure and the whole digestive system. SCP-XXX-SUS-J has a blue head cover (which appears to be slightly sloped) that are extremely resilient against physical attacks. The upper part of the body is slightly bloated with a curvy proportion on the front (extending ten centimeters), inside which contains a vein of white microscopic cells that absorbs calcium which is proven beneficial to SCP-XXX-SUS-J. The lower part of the body is also slightly bloated with a larger curve on the back that has an orifice which it is used to excrete its wastes. SCP-XXX-SUS-J feeds on various items such as cheese, meat, metal, glass, lead and plastic via a vertical mouth located at the front of its head which was hidden behind by its head cover, the mouth will split open as ten black tendrils (each reaching one meter) lunges out and latch onto the specific item and pulls back into its mouth, the items will be slowly dissolved within its digestive systems while the white microscopic cells absorbs their remaining calcium before it excretes from its back orifice. Despite lacking any lips or vocal chords SCP-XXX-SUS-J is capable of speech and communication, it was found to be both very conversational and cooperative to personnel during conversations and interview sessions. SCP-XXX-SUS-J is also capable of levitating objects (between two to eight kilograms) without any physical hands or appendages but it generally prefers holding it through a pair of white gloves which were provided by personnel due to its request.
Discovery
Addendums
Incident-XXX-1-J
Doctor Ashley and Doctor Robert were examining the containment chamber when Doctor Ashley took of her traffic cone which caused SCP-XXX-J to instantly activate. During this event several personnel at thirty three were transformed into SCP-XXX-NSE-J and started attacking onsite personnel resulting in seven casualties. Following this incident, Doctor Ashley was reprimanded for breaking the rules of SCP-XXX-SHS-J.
Incident-XXX-2-J
Doctor Daniel, Doctor Robert and Doctor Glenn were examining the containment chamber while constantly chatting with each other when Doctor Daniel shouted Sardine which caused SCP-XXX-J to instantly activate. During this event, the containment chamber were slowly filled with beige colored gases, after three minutes of peanut butter gassing the gases have gone home. When Doctor Advery had arrived, two huge mass of hardened peanut butters was stuck to the ceiling while SCP-XXX-SVS-J was found huddled in a corner. Following this incident, Doctor Advery had applied a new rule to SCP-XXX-SHS-J.
Incident-XXX-3-J
Doctor Bright and Doctor Advery were examining the containment chamber when Doctor Bright started walking sideways while facing South which caused SCP-XXX-J to instantly activate. During this event, six personnel in stalkings reported hearing trumpets from SCP-966 containment chamber, when security personnel had arrived, all four instances of SCP-966 were found buried in a large pile of shoes along with SCP-XXX-SUS-J sitting on top of the pile. Following this incident, Doctor Advery had applied a new rule to SCP-XXX-SHS-J.
