He Who Did It Yo 'Em

Item #: SCP-9824

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Cry.

Description: 5"8. White. Lean Build. Icee.

D-Class ████: Yall got any old spice. it stank.

SCP-9824: Nah but it do kinda smeel liek 'Ligma'

Foreword: D-Class ████ Did not know what it just walked into

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D-Class ████: 'Ligma' never heard of it

SCP-9824: LIGMA BALLS NI——

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Closing Statement: The interview ended as ████'s life was. The entity truly had to do it to em.