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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2 are to be kept within the second floor break room in Site-15. All staff with Clearance Level 2 or higher are permitted to use SCP-XXXX at their own leisure, but are only allowed to watch more than one video per day with the intent of research, and with the written permission of 1 (one) or more members of Site Command, and the consent of anyone currently inside the second floor break room. Any attempt to tamper with or damage SCP-XXXX-1 or SCP-XXXX-2 will be met with deadly force.
Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be an ordinary Samsung 2018 85” Q900R 8K UHD Smart QLED TV and accompanying remote, designated SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2, both in good condition. Object does not possess the usual amount of ports for it’s model, and instead has one micro-USB port on it’s far left side. When a micro-USB cable is inserted into SCP-XXXX-1’s port, the object will automatically turn on and begin to display a menu. This menu consists of three boxes. The left and right boxes contain the names of all known SCP objects and staff, while the middle box contain a list of situations and scenarios, including: vs, talks about, rants about, uses, reads, destroys, talks with, rants with, argues with and kills. After a scenario is selected using SCP-XXXX-2, SCP-XXXX-1 will begin to display the selected scenario. The video of the selected scenario is always of high quality, and filmed from places where it would normally be impossible to film from. The video’s length range from thirty (30) minutes to one (1) hour and 45 (forty five) minutes. Some of the video’s, such as the ones where the “vs” option was picked, feature a live commentary by one out a group of Foundation staff consisting of Dr. Bright, Dr. Gears, Dr. Kondraki and Dr. Clef. This commentary has been reported as being able to perform acts which are not normally possible, such as mentioning ●●|●●●●●|●●|● in a spoken form. All staff featured in video’s produced by SCP-XXXX-1 have denied ever recording whatever role they may have had in the video1. Any person within a the same room as SCP-XXXX-1 while it is playing a video will enter a completely different emotional state than they were previously. Depending on the scenario, the subject will enter a different emotional state. “Battles” between SCPs and staff will result in cheering on the subjects favorite of the two, and depending on the number of people present, subjects will bet on their favorite. Conversational videos will result in the subject being in a much better mood than they were previously. The subject or subjects will also laugh at any and all jokes or other comedic content present in the video, regardless of emotional and mental state.
Note: I would like to state that you may only use SCP-XXXX to watch one, and only one, video per day. Anyone found watching more than one video per day without permission from the required staff will be temporarily assigned to the Site-15 janitorial staff for however long Site Command deems necessary. -Dr. [REDACTED]
Note: I would like to ask all personnel to not have another SCP-XXXX themed party. I did not enjoy having to send over 10 researchers to the janitorial closet, and I enjoyed having to buy extra brooms even less. -Dr. [REDACTED]
