Doctor Bean

Title 1

Object #: SCP-4983

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: In order to reduce the risk of accidental exposure, Item SCP-4983 is to be stored in a non-thermally conductive, non-electrically conductive, vacuum sealed safe in the Light Containment Zone of Site-19. The safe should be of dimensions .8m x .8m x .8m. The safe is to be locked with a simple combination lock composed of the same material as the safe.

Description:

Title 2

Object #: SCP-∞-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: As of now, there are no man-made means of containing SCP-∞-J, however the subject does naturally return to its containment site at 10pm Eastern Time every day, and stays in this site until around 11am to noon the succeeding day. In spite of not being containable, SCP-∞-J is able to be deterred by personnel via means of coming into contact with the smoke of any tobacco or marijuana based smoking product. This procedure has been observed to initially agitate and aggravate SCP-∞-J, but SCP-∞-J eventually gets the message nobody wants to be its friend and causes it to relocate. It is currently monitored by MTF Alpha-9 ("Last Hope").

Description: SCP-∞-J appears to be a 5'3" humanoid female with blonde hair. Subjects in close proximity to SCP-∞-J note a potent smell of rotten red-onion. Entity initially encountered at [redact this] high school around 2013. Anomalous behaviors observed include coaxing unsuspecting people into becoming friends, in spite of its numerous unpleasant qualities. Observed methods of manipulating victims includes: superficial words of praise, free haphazardly generated art commissions, and promises to buy things for the victim. It isn't until after sustained exposure that SCP-∞-J starts exhibiting anomalous properties to its victims. SCP-∞-J will start to demand inclusion in all activity