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This is where I dump my SCP stuff lol.
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX will be described as fiction. If anybody discovers the real foundation they will be immediately terminated.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a website called The SCP Wiki. SCP-XXXX contains all of the foundations documents, and says for normal people to add to the foundation database. Due to this SCP-XXXX is extremely harmful to the foundation.
SCP-XXXX was originally a 4chan post describing SCP-173. We have yet to track down the 4chan user who posted it. It was brought into the foundations attention when Dr. █████ was browsing the internet during lunch.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Meter
Special Containment Procedures: The SCP-XXXX website is to be monitored at all times. Anyone who buys SCP-XXXX is to be terminated.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an web browser ad that randomly replaces other ads. The ad is trying to sell rusty boots™1 by Mage Inc.
When clicked on, SCP-XXXX will bring you to a website with only a price2 and a buy button. When the buy button is pressed, $14.99 will be taken from the buyers bank account through anomoulus means, and a pair of SCP-XXXX-1 will appear within 5 ft. of the buyer.
When worn, all rust within 5 miles of the subject will disappear. SCP-XXXX-1 will then fuse with the subjects skin, and then start to turn the subject into rust from the bottom up. This process has been reported to be extremely painful. After the subject is fully converted, a new pair of SCP-XXXX-1 will appear within 5 ft. of the subject.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX-1 was found when a foundation resercher saw SCP-XXXX. The researcher was told to buy SCP-XXXX-1 and wear it. The affects were then discovered.
Addendum 1: The contents of SCP-XXXX are as follows:
Are you tired of that pesky rust always getting in your way? Do you want a quick way to get rid of it? Well our Rusty Boots™ will solve all of your rust problems! Buy now! Magic Inc. is not responsible for any problems caused buy our product.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Any entrances to Site-∞ will be guarded by 2 armed guards at all times. All personnel who enter Site-∞ must stay permanently. Any personnel who try to leave Site-∞ will be terminated. It must be referred to as Site-∞ due to [DATA NOT FOUND].
Description: Site-∞ is a building that replicates [DATA NOT FOUND] in appearance. Site-∞ appears to be impossible to damage, and cannot be entered through any means other than a door. All attempts to enter Site-∞ through alternative means have failed.
Any foundation personnel who enter Site-∞ will gain a random anomalous property3. The properties gained seem to be completely random. Powers gained can be of any nature.i
Site-∞ also also has anomalous affect on data. Seemingly random data will be deleted when it is put on anything that can be viewed by multiple devices.
Addendum XXXX-1: A list of notable anomalous personnel is shown below:
Subject: Dr. Hellen
Properties: Can summon any object at will.Subject: Dr. Susan
Properties: Can stretch limbs at will.Subject: Dr. Zent
Properties: Has 4 arms.Subject: Dr. Lepsy
Properties: Has no bones.Subject: Dr. Tanner
Properties: Head is detached from body.
Addendum XXXX-2 Discovery: Site-∞ was discovered when Researcher Hellen was notified via E-Mail by Site Director Damien that SCP-17572 had escaped. Both the site director and SCP-17572 are nonexistent. Coordinates were sent for the sites and the SCP-17572s location.
Addendum XXXX-3: Contents of E-Mail shown below:
Researcher Hellen, this is Site Director Damien Dark, requesting help containing SCP-17572. SCP-17572s and Site-∞s coordinates are [DATA EXPULNGED], respectively. We hope to see you soon.
Addendum XXXX-4 Audio Log:
AUDIO LOG
DATE: [DATA NOT FOUND]
NOTE: This recording seems to be discussing the creation of Site-∞ and it's anomalous properties. The identity of the speakers are unknown.
[BEGIN LOG]
Male: What? They escaped?
Female: Yes sir, they escaped with SCP-∞
Male: For Takas sake, they got away again? You better secure it better next time. Now for the creation of this new Site-∞.
Female: it's going well. The structure is complete, all we need to do now is imbue it with magic.
Male: I expect SCP-∞ to be there by next friday.
Female: Yes sir.
[END LOG]
Addendum XXXX-5: A new SCP has been found in Site-∞, designated SCP-∞, due to the audio log4. SCP-∞ is a humanoid with a spine permanently bent at a 45 degree angle. SCP-∞ is 7 ft. tall, and it's skin is tinted green.
SCP-∞ possesses superhuman strength, and is capable of breaking almost any material. This is the presumed reason for Site-∞ bring indestructible, and the giving of anomalous properties.
SCP-∞ is made of [DATA NOT FOUND], and seems to understand human speech. Some think SCP-∞ used to be a human. Research is needed.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The house containing SCP-XXXX wil be surrounded by electric fences, and two armed guards at the gate. To enter permission must be granted by two level 4 personnel.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 3x3x6 ft. oak wood closet. SCP-XXXX contains a woof shelf 5 ft. above the floor.
SCP-XXXX enters an active state when there is little or no light shining into it. When in an active state, the shadows in SCP-XXXX seem to jump out and grab any observers. They will fall out after 2 to 5 hours.
When inside the active SCP-XXXX, a person will experience their greatest fear. These people tend to have PTSD after experiencing SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX will deactivate when no one is in it, and will close itself.
Addendum XXXX-1 Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered when a woman reported her 5 year old boy had been " Eaten by his closet." The foundation was notified immediately.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: 10 ft. iron fences are to be built around SCP-XXXX. Testing is strictly forbidden.
Description: [DATA EXPULNGED]
Verification Needed
Pending…
39%…
82%…
Welcome, Overseer.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a broken down mansion. It shows signs of great disrepair, and all attempts to repair it have failed. When SCP-XXXX is not active, it appears to be a normal mansion, with nothing in it.
On October 31st of every year, SCP-XXXX becomes active. When active, a number of anomalous creatures appear inside SCP-XXXX5, and it will become fully furnished.
The creatures are hostile, and will attack any life form they see. They are usually based off of popular campfire stories and creepypasta. They also commonly leave SCP-XXXX and attack people nearby.
Addendum SCP-XXXX-1 Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered when a father called the police because "Slenderman took little timmy."
Addendum SCP-XXXX-2 Audio Log: A DVD containing only audio was found in SCP-XXXX's mailbox. Contents are shown below.
AUDIO LOG
DATE: Unknown
NOTE: This seems to be discussing a bigger project that SCP-XXXX is part of.
[BEGIN LOG]
Male: Another half finished project? This is cutting into the quality of project alpha. One more screw up and I'm hiring new architects.
Younger Female: Yes sir, we will work harder, and we will focus more.
Older Female: We won't screw up next time, sir.
Male: Good. Now get to work. I want project alpha finished immediately.
[END LOG]
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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All personnel recording data on or examining SCP-XXXX-J must use SCP-1131-J.
SCP-XXXX-J will be put in a 2x2x2 ft. box and buried 10 ft. under the door into Site-19. Nobody can dig it up, even if they want to play. Especially you, Bright.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a teddy bear that is so fucking cute at first glance a normal teddy bear. The insides of SCP-XXXX-J are that of a normal bear.
When anyone gets within 30 ft. of SCP-XXXX-J, they will think it is so cute omg a normal teddy bear, even if told it is not. This results in a compulsion to play with SCP-XXXX-J.
When touched, SCP-XXXX-J will —dance the little happy dance- grow claws and very sharp teeth. SCP-XXXX-J will then proceed to [DATA EXPULNGED].
Addendum SCP-XXXX-J-1 Discovery: SCP-XXXX-J was discovered when Dr. Egg tried to play with his teddy bear. After it [DATA EXPULNGED] him, he told the doctors that "the prophecy is being upon us." Research is pending.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be put in a 2x1x1 ft. box and buried 5 ft. under the Site-19 kitchen. No testing is permitted. You can't swap it out with a normal fork. Not even to kill Dr. Bright for fun.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a plastic fork with a sticker on the back of it reading " stabby fork by dado." SCP-XXXX is identical to a normal plastic fork.
When touched, SCP-XXXX will anonymously move to stab the subjects tongue. When stabbed, the subjects tongue will bleed out a substance identical to blood except for being colored bright green. SCP-XXXX will then teleport to its original location.
Addendum XXXX-1 Discovery: SCP-XXXX was found when a foundation researcher found SCP-XXXX along with a note. Contents of the note are shown below.
hello dado here. dado saw that you have a bad tongue. stabby fork by dado will help you with bad tongue. call dado if stabby fork break and dado will make a new stabby fork.
The researcher in question had bad swelling in the tongue. Research into how dado knew this is ongoing.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: [DATA NOT FOUND]
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be [DATA NOT FOUND] when inactive. When SCP-XXXX is active, all personnel will RUN IF THEY WANT TO LIVE.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard iPhone X. SCP-XXXX has no [ERROR DATA NOT FOUND ERROR]
Stop reading this article. Leave. It is for your own good.
No? Okay. I warned you.
SCP-XXXX is what we call a "Class-A Universe Collision Event." When one of these events occur, it has a good chance of destroying all life as we know it. Do you see why we deleted this data. If it got out then the world would end. So I'm just gonna leave you to your business.
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J-EX
Object Class: Safe Explained
Special Containment Procedures: Everybody at Site-19 is to say "FUCK YOU" to SCP-XXXX-J-EX daily. Anyone who fails to do so is fired Everyone who fails to do so is a fucking idiot.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J-EX is the classification for an American male. SCP-XXXX-J-EX claims to be named Dr. Charles. SCP-XXXX-J-EX is also a dick.
SCP-XXXX-J-EX's anomalous properties show when it interacts with any human. That human will begin to feel extreme hatred towards SCP-XXXX-J-EX and will want to punch him.
SCP-XXXX-J-EX was discovered when Dr. Bright hired him. Fucking Bright.
Addendum-XXXX-1: Guys, I told you not to use the SCP files to make fun of anyone. I would delete this, but you locked the delete button. This will be classified as an EX until I find out how to delete it. - Dr. McButtface
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be locked 100 ft. underground in a 10x10x10 ft. room on an island in the middle of the pacific ocean, only acsessible via staircase down. The entrence to the containment chamber is to be locked with 5 code input locks, and the codes only known by members of the O5 council. The entrance to the staircase is to be gaurded by 5 trained soldiers at all times.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for four thirty-four year old men6 of Japanese descent, named [REDACTED]. SCP-XXXX does not age.
SCP-XXXX´s major anomalous properties manifest as the ability to control one of the four elements each. Each SCP-XXXX manifestations also has a side power relating to their main power.
Addendum SCP-XXXX-1: A list of SCP-XXXX manifestations is shown below;
Item #: SCP-XXXX-1
Anomolous Properties: Can control air, and anomalously suffocate subjects by closing up their lungs if in direct eye contact.
Note: Research into how SCP-XXXX-1 could close up subjects lungs is ongoing. Current theory is that it is a very strong form of hypnosis.Item #: SCP-XXXX-2
Anomolous Properties: Can manifest balls of fire on his hands. Unaffected by heat. Can instantly evaporate any form of water.
Note: Research into how SCP-XXXX-2 could close up subjects lungs is ongoing. Current theory is that it generates an extremely high amount of heat.Item #: SCP-XXXX-3
Anomolous Properties: Can control the flow of water. Can make any water source grow rapidly.Item #: SCP-XXXX-4
Anomolous Properties: Can anomolously move any dirt, rock, or minerals. Can turn anything into diamonds.
Note: Cannot study due to researchers taking the diamonds and quitting.
