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SCP – 5?0#
Object Class – Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP – 5112 is to be kept in a pressure sealed vault 10m x 10m x 2.5m in size. One observation window is permitted. The window must be circular in shape, no larger than 500 millimeters in diameter, and be made out of 30 millimeters thick bulletproof glass. A moat containing 1-meter deep distilled water must flow in a clockwise direction at all times, regardless of the hemashpere the SCP is countained in.
Description:
SCP 3010 is a Keter class SCP, although he claims to be an English human male by the name of Johnathon [REDACTED], and to possess no anomalous properties. It claims to be 42 years old, and shows signs of aging consistent with human males. It stands at 170 cm (5 foot, 7 inches), and has long, brown hair. When it was originally detained, the hair on its head was significantly shorter, and it did not possess a beard.
It has demonstrated the ability to speak fluent English, and small amounts of Spanish.
It has been verbally abusive, and angers quickly, but has never initiated physical hostilities with any member of staff.
An interview was conducted. See interview log SCP – 5mm0 – 1 for more details.
It displays no anomalous properties, at any time.
Capture Log For SCP – q892:
All times given are in reference to Greenwich Mean Time (GMT)
All times given are in 24 – hour clock
All references to "SCP" refer to SCP - 51@2
3:45 – MTF squad (designated GOLF – 11) Are successfully airdropped into the SCP’s back garden, in his home in Devon, UK
3:46 – GOLF - 11 successfully breach the SCP’s patio window, and manoeuvre upstairs
3:46 – GOLF – 11 locate the SCP, appearing to sleep in a typical human bed
3:47 – GOLF – 11 detain the SCP, after a short struggle, and sedate it with a powerful tranquiliser
3:47 – GOLF – 11 place the SCP in the Standard Humanoid SCP Transport Carrier, and the mission is declared a success.
END
Notes:
Note added by Archival Manager Dr Reynolds on 05/08/2002
Is someone reclassifying the SCP designation number? It says for me that this is SCP – 4382? How come in the document its different every single time?
- Reynolds
Note added by Researcher Dr Dancy on 05/08/2002
No, it says for me, that it is SCP - 4424. Perhaps try turning your computer off and on. If SCP – 2334 displays no anomalous properties, I suggest reclassifying it to Safe.
- Dancy
Note added by Senior Researcher Nielson on 11/08/2002
What the hell is this? If it “displays no anomalous properties”, why do we have it? How long has it been here for? What the [DATA EXPUNGED] is the moat for? Nothing is explained in this article! I’m bringing this to the attention of my managing director. This is a serious breach of conduct!
- Nielson
Note added by Director of Research at Site – 22c Dr Milne on 15/08/2002
I have reviewed the file, and have contacted the commander of GOLF – 11. We will find the root of this error.
- Milne
Note added by Commander Fitz on 19/08/2002
None of my men can recall this operation. Are you sure this was GOLF-11? The log seems to me like they just bust into some guy’s house. I think it’s the fact that they literally could have sent an agent to his front door. Who authorised the GO of this mission?
- Fitz
Note added by Director of Research at Site – 17c Dr Milne on 20/08/2002
That’s it. I’m getting the 05 involved.
- Milne
Note added by 05 – [REDACTED] – 2/09/2002
This correspondence is terminated.
I will shut down notes on this file.
[REDACTED]
All staff involved should not return to this case again.
[ERROR - NOTES HAVE BEEN DISABLED FOR THIS SCP FILE]
Interview Log SCP - 399 – 1:
Interviewer – Doctor Davis, Junior Doctor Isaccs recording and transcribing.
Interviewee – Subject (SCP - 0$8-)
Present – Dr Keddie
[BEGIN TRANSCRIPT]
Dr Davis: Hello. My name is Dr Davis. Can you speak?
Subject: Is that a fucking joke? Can you PLEASE tell me where I am, or are you also “not authorised”, like the all the other boffin arseholes who work here?
Dr Davis: I’m afraid not. Please refrain from using foul lang-
Subject: CAN someone PLEASE tell me where the FUCK I am?
Dr Davis: If you do not control your temper, we will be forced to use sedatives.
[SCP – 6703 is quiet]
Dr Davis: Better… Now, could you please explain the nature of your anomalous properties?
Subject: What the fu- what are you talking about?
Dr Davis: Your, umm…
[Dr Davis turns to Dr Keddie]
Dr Davis: Why is this guy here?
Dr Keddie: I don’t know. He’s afraid of water or something. The foxes picked him up last month. He seems pretty normal to me.
Subject: I’m- why do you think I’m afraid of water? Is that why there’s this?
[SCP – 6011 gestures to the moat surrounding his cell]
Subject: I’m not afraid of water.
Dr Davis: Then why the moat? What the hell is going on? Who are you?
Subject: I’ve told you. My name is Johnathon, I live in Devon on [REDACTED] street, and I don’t know why I’m here!
Dr Keddie: Are you a D-Class?
Subject: Why does nobody listen to me!? I don’t know what D-Class means, I don’t know who Keter is, and I don’t know what “SCB” stands for!
Dr Davis: Umm… I… -Shut this thing off, I said shut the recording off!
[END OF TRANSCRIPT]
