Per 
warning
notice from site staff
the following anomaly is made by goi-3514 "dado" and information is level 2 classified.
XXXX
| Assigned Site | Site Director | Research Head | Assigned Task Force |
| site-02 miscellaneous database | n/a | n/a | none |
chronology specifications
scp-xxxx's file is to be kept on the site-02 miscellaneous database for archival reasons. it is to be kept all lowercase to keep relations with dado smooth.
the file is to be updated daily with:
| spelling | content | color |
|---|---|---|
| progressively worse spelling, eventually getting back to nornal | funnier content, eventually getting back to normal | wackier colors, eventually getting back to normal |
description
scp-xxxx is a computer program created by dado in order to make foundation reports all-lowercase. currently, there are no affected files. dado himself has confirmed that he has programmed scp-xxxx, calling it "the decapitalizer".
addendum xxxx-1: phone call with dado
hello is this doctre curyos?
Who are you?
this is dado u try to call yesterday but phone sadly didnt working sadly
ok now that you've called me i thought of something to ask you.
ask about dado yes? dado answer questions mostly of the time
are you the one who hacked the SCipnet database and made everything lowercase?
noo dado never do that. dado pill man not scpet man.
actualy dado scpet man i will fix if you let me in scpet datebass.
Do you have any evidence that you're an "scpet man"?
yes just let in scpet datebass and i show.
please tell me the truth. you always type in lowercase so it has to be you.
oh no dado does not able to tell lie.
ok so i think you know that you cant convince me that you arent lying.
no
here's a typing course for you. press shift while typing.
WHAT dose it does
why dado types capital
i cant see because youve hacked the database.
dado remove hack if ok but not for the ever
foreword:
Following addendum xxxx-1, dado suffered from severe depression due to typing with uppercase letters.
addendum xxxx-2: dado reverse-engineers amnestics in order to forget how to type capital letters.
(taken from dado's journal)
dado unlike typing capital leter. dado is make anestics, the thing foundationmen make to make forget. i am steal the secret formula tm from the foundationpeople. when that happen, dado will type lowecaes agane.
after that, dado had sent his people to find amnestics.
