Doctor Fiora Irons

Onomatoepia

Item #: SCP-xxxx

Object Class: Euclid Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is stored inside a standard anomalous item locker in site 12. As there are no longer any instances of SCP-xxxx-1, containment procedures have been archived.

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All instances of SCP-xxxx-1 are to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell. All instances are to be monitored for any attempts to deconstruct any object in the containment cell. Once every calendar week SCP-xxxx-1 is to be visited by an onsite psychologist with experience in diagnosing and treating schizophrenia. Both SCP-xxxx-1 and the psychologist are to be searched before and after the session for any loose objects on their personage.

Description: SCP-xxxx is a VHS tape recording of "Hi Diddle Riddle," the first episode of Batman starring Adam West. After a subject, henceforth reffered to as SCP-xxxx-1, views the entirety of the episode, SCP-xxxx-1 will begin to manifest speech and action bubbles as well as corresponding exaggerated sounds typically found in episodes of Batman. Subject will also develop minor subconscious ontokinetic abilities. These abilities primarily manifest as tools that allow the subject to overcome obstacles. All abilities follow what is known as comic logic.

Addendum SCP-xxxx-1: Below is one interview between an instance of SCP-xxxx-1 and recovery agent ████, and a series of interviews conducted between an instance of SCP-xxxx-1 and onsite psychologist ████. These interviews should serve as references for treatment of any further instances of SCP-xxxx-1.

Interviewed: SCP-xxxx-1
Interviewer: Agent ████
foreword: SCP-xxxx-1 brought in for questioning before containment. Interview takes place in standard police interrogation room set-up. Agent ████ was informed not to react to the subjects anomalous projections

[Begin log]
SCP-xxxx-1 is sitting, handcuffed to a table. Subject repeatedly taps on the table, creating loud "TAP TAP TAP" bubbles to appear.

Agent ████: Hello. Am I correct in assuming that you are ████ ████?

SCP-xxxx-1: That is my old name. The name of a civilian! I am "Justice!!"

Agent ████: I see, Mr. Justice. Do you know why you are here?

SCP-xxxx-1: Yes, and you must know, it is all a simple misunderstanding. The criminals at the deli, they were getting in the way of Justice!!!

Subject slams hands down on table at the word justice, creating a loud "Slam!!!" caption to appear. Subjects hands go beneath the table

Agent ████: According to video surveillance, there were 15 civilians in that deli. We have 14 fatalities and 1 civilian unaccounted for.

SCP-xxxx-1: They were criminals. I wouldn't expect a supporting character like you to understand.

Agent ████: So you gunned them down. And where is the last civilian?

SCP-xxxx-1: I took him away for questioning. The criminal did not know anything important. He was disposed of.

Agent ████: So you admit to killing him?

SCP-xxxx-1: It is not a crime to kill someone connected to "The Master." Now let me go, "The Master" must be stopped, and only I, "Justice" can stop him!!!

Subject stands up quickly and the caption "Arise!!" blares out. Subjects handcuffs fall to the floor and subject begins to walk towards the door.

Agent ████: Stop!!

Subject glares at Agent ████, the caption "Glare!!" appears, along with corresponding sounds

SCP-xxxx-1: It seems i was wrong about you. You are no simple supporting character, you are a criminal. And criminals must face JUSTICE!!!

Subject lunges at Agent ████. The caption "Lunge!!!" is loudly played
[End Log].

Closing statement: SCP-xxx-1 was able to escape the cuffs using wood chips from beneath the table, but was restrained by Agent ████ and Agent ████. Investigation into "The Master" has not turned up anything. SCP-xxxx-1 was moved into a holding cell at site xx¹.

Psychiatric session #1

Doctor: Doctor ████
Patient: SCP-xxxx-1
Date: 9/23/2019
Foreword: Doctor ████ has been instructed to refer to the subject by his name and to not react to the anomalous properties of SCP-xxxx-1

[Begin Log]

Doctor ████: Good evening, ████ .

SCP-xxxx-1: Is it? I wouldn't know. I've been here, wasting time, while The Master is out there!!!
Subject points outwards towards the door. "Thrust" is displayed.

Doctor ████: Ah yes, the Master. Please tell me about them.

SCP-xxxx-1: Hah! Where do I begin? The Master has a hand in everything. If a crime is committed, you can guarantee He has a hand in it. He is cunning, and has been able to evade me at every turn!! Look, are you going to let me out? Every second I waste here could mean lives lost!!
//Subject slams a closed fist down on the table. A loud "Slam" bubble appears overhead. //

Doctor ████: I'm afraid i cannot.

SCP-xxxx-1 waves a hand dismissively.
SCP-xxxx-1: Then we are done here. Until we meet again, Doctor.
[End Log]
Doctor ████ session notes: SCP-xxxx-1 truly believes in this "Master", even though there is no evidence to support his existence. Perhaps, along with his anomalous properties, there is an underlying diagnosis of paranoid personality disorder²?.

Closing Statement: After the session, SCP-xxxx-1 tried to breach containment. It rushed the door before being blocked by Agent ████. There was a brief struggle before SCP-xxxx-1 was subdued, with action bubbles reading "Pow", "Wham", and "Kapow" blocking the view of the camera. Agent ████ suffered a broken nose and several contusions.

Psychiatric session #2

Doctor: Doctor ████
Patient: SCP-xxxx-1
Date: 9/30/2019
Foreword: SCP-xxxx-1 has attempted 2 more containment breaches since his last session, both unsuccessful. The second attempt ended with SCP-xxxx-1 sustaining a broken arm. Subject appears to be resigned to his incarceration.

[Begin log]

Doctor ████: Hello ████, how are we feeling today? You seem much calmer today.

SCP-xxxx-1: I suppose I'm doing fine. I'm not getting out of here, am I?

Doctor ████: Not until we determine you are no longer a danger to yourself or others.³

SCP-xxxx-1: So that's it, huh? I'm crazy?
//SCP-xxxx-1 uses his pointer finger to circle his right temple. The word "Cuckoo" is displayed and sound from a cuckoo clock is played.

Doctor ████: We do not like to use the term crazy here. It is demeaning and counterproductive. We believe you are suffering from paranoid schizophrenia. It is a serious mental disorder where a person suffers from visual and audio hallucinations and is accompanied by paranoid delusions.

SCP-xxxx-1: So these speech bubbles, these noises, they aren't real?

Subject claps his hands twice for reference. A speech bubble with the words "clap clap" is displayed

Doctor ████: I'm afraid not. I would like to put you on a regiment of Aripiprazole for some time and would like to see you again in one week.

SCP-xxxx-1: Okay doc. How long will it take for these medications to start working?

Doctor ████: About one week, give or take⁴.
[End log]
Doctor ████ session notes: It should be noted that SCP-xxxx-1 appears to want to be diagnosed. It normally takes far longer for a paranoid schizophrenic to accept such a diagnosis. I don't know how I feel about this.

Closing statement: SCP-xxxx-1 was started on a regiment of sugar pills.

Addendum-SCP-xxxx-2: Doctor ████ has been amnesticized and transfered to a new assignment upon request.

Addendum SCP-xxxx-3: As there are no longer any instances of SCP-xxxx-1, SCP-xxxx has been reclassified as Safe.

Addendum SCP-xxxx-4: Due to similarities, an investigation into ties between SCP-xxxx and SCP-3542 is underway. (I will delete this if i don't receive permission to do this by 3542's author)

Disclaimer: Some of the text here is ripped straight from the DSM 5. I'm not sure how to credit this. Help would be appreciated.

Footnotes

1. Site xx is a trial site designed to replicate a mental health facility, and is designed to convince reality altering SCPs that they are mentally ill, and should view their anomalous properties as a hallucination. The facility is surrounded by Scranton Reality Anchors placed at the four cardinal directions

2. Paranoid Personality Disorder (PPD) is characterized by a pervasive distrust and suspiciousness of others such that their motives are interpreted as malevolent, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts. Disclaimer: This text is ripped straight from the DSM 5. I'm not sure how to credit this. Help would be appreciated.

3. This was a lie to maintain the facade that SCP-xxxx-1 is incarcerated in a state mental hospital

4. Aripiprazole takes an average of 6 weeks before effects are noticed.