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First of, I want to get this off my chest. If anyone sees this, know this. I am not an experienced SCP article writer. I do NOT do well with this type of shit, but I just want to try. I mean, if at first you don't succeed, well, then don't write a 001 article. Now, just because I am inexperienced in this type of field, does not mean you have the right to go easy on me. DON'T pull your punches. I love criticism, and it helps me so much. Either way, after putting some thought into this shit for about a good long week (at most), let's fucking do this.
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(This log was delivered through the Foundation mail, and was addressed to a Site 194, which does not exist to this day.)
Log Excerpt 001-0001: "Welcome to the wacky world of the SCP Foundation! I hope this message finds you well, whoever you may be. Now, as of late, we have decided to begin a test, a test like no other, and you, yes you reader, are going to be apart of it. Here is what you have to do. Read! Yes, read! In this world, we have so many SCPs. Now, you might be wondering what an SCP is. Glad you asked! An SCP is an acronym. It stands for Secure, Contain, Protect. Now, you might be thinking to yourself 'I have never heard of such preposterous words ever being uttered in my lifetime! What is this place you still continue to speak of?' and, my my, that is a wonderful question, my companion. Now, I am sorry to say, but I cannot disclose this information. But I can give you one thing. I can read you stories after stories, about everything we have in containment. (Note: At this point, this unknown speaker reads out every SCP article to date, and when a new SCP is filed, the recording is updated.) Now, I'm glad you got to know about this wonderful, colorful, happy world of the SCP Foundation. I hope to see you soon! Goodbye!"
(This log was delivered though Foundation mail once again, but this time the box it was contained in was beat up and tattered. The log is still addressed to Site 194.)
Log Excerpt 001-0002: "Hello once again, and welcome to the SCP Foundation. My name is Dr. Redmund Eddision, and I am Sure Director of Site 194. I hope this finds you well, even if the box is dented slightly. I have a issue that only your personnel can help me with. As you may or may not have a Site 194 in your universe, I am deeply sorry if this confuses you or the personnel around you. Anyways, back on topic. Your world might not be suffering from a AZK Dimension Merging Class event, but mine is. I believe that your people are in heavy danger. In my dimension, many GOIs' have made there foothold, including, but not limited to: The Global Occult Coalition, The Chaos Insurgency, The Church of The Broken God, and so much more unaccounted for. We are somewhat different from your world as we live in an age where a select group of public officials know about the SCP Foundation. My site is a basic holding dock for SCPs, as long as a prison for D-Class personnel. We are known for our brutality and our realism in training our people. As such we need your help. We do not have a way to keep reliable communication with your universe/dimension constantly, and the switch of information between two dimensions could cause: muddling of data/information and altering of timeline events. I have been looking into the Spiral Gestalt and researching it's properties, and I believe I have made a guess on times and the like. And, sorry for the previous log, it was some recruitment propaganda we installed. That is one of the things we didn't want to send. Either way, I hope you are safe, wherever you are. Thanks- Site Director Dr. Redmund Eddision".
