Doctor Jasmine
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Item #: 5467

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: The room leading into SCP 5467’s containment cell is to be equipped with all of the following at all times: 3 Doses of antacid, 3 doses of antivenom, 1 fire extinguisher, Gas Masks, a bottle of solvent, and no more than and no less than 1 pistol. Should SCP 5467 breach containment, all available security personnel are to be equipped with tranquilizer guns, and are to use non lethal force to subdue SCP 5467 if at all possible. SCP 5467 is to be given biweekly therapy sessions by on-site therapists. During these therapy sessions, SCP 5467 is not to be restrained or tranquilized in any way. However, should SCP 5467 become violent, security personnel are to be dispatched to return SCP 5467 to its containment cell. Given the nature of SCP 5467’s digestive system, the food given to it can be almost anything so long as it is unprocessed and organic. Male researchers entering SCP 5467’s cell are to be provided one pistol, and female researchers are to be briefed on how many personnel deaths SCP 5467 has been responsible for to date. Testing SCP 5467’s capabilities is banned, as the risk of it breaching containment is too high.

NOTE: As of interviews 5467-001 through 5467-003, no personnel are to enter SCP 5467’s containment cell while wearing a lab coat for any reason or circumstance whatsoever. Additionally, all staff interacting with SCP 5467 are not to call it 5467 or any variation of 5467. Instead, they are to refer to it as “Chimera,” and use male pronouns for it. (He and Him) and refrain from using the terms freak, bio freak, thing, or any other offensive terms based on its nature when describing it. In the event that SCP 5467 breaches containment, all personnel wearing lab coats are to remove them and place them in the nearest out of sight location. Any medical areas are to be completely sealed off until SCP 5467 has been fully returned to its cell and for one hour after this happens. In the event that SCP 5467 breaches a medical area, medical staff should not inform it of their being of a medical profession and should attempt to reason with it. If this fails, attempt to get as many patients out as possible while not agitating SCP 5467 any further. Should SCP-5467 require medical treatment, it is to be fully unconscious for the duration of the treatment.

Description: SCP 5467 is a Caucasian humanoid male standing approximately 2.05 meters tall and weighing approximately 68 kilograms. SCP 5467 appears to have been subject to a number of anomalous eugenic experiments, including 6 octopus-like prehensile tentacles protruding from its back. SCP 5467 appears to have suffered several side effects from this experimentation on it, such as the inability to grow facial or body hair, and an unnatural shade of blue eyes.

SCP 5467 shows an extreme aversion to lab coats, doctors, hospitals, and medical supplies. When asked about the reason for this, it attempted to respond but could not form a coherent sentence about the reason. SCP-5467 then began to quietly sob. This was at first unknown to the foundation, and it was only until Doctor Jasmine exited from interaction with SCP 5467 without a scratch while Dr. ██████ was violently [DATA EXPUNGED] that the connection started to be made. When people around it are wearing lab coats, SCP 5467 has displayed varying reactions, from sobbing uncontrollably to violently killing the person wearing the lab coat to fainting instantly. SCP 5467 desires strongly to be normal. As of 07/██/20, SCP 5467 now responds to the name “Chimera,”.

Addendum 5467-001: SCP-5467 was recovered on ██/██/19. It was delivered unconscious to site 19 in a large steel box, along with the following note:

Dear SCP Foundation,
We know you love containing our stuff. It can be really annoying sometimes. But listen, we messed this one up. We got too cocky. We barely managed to sedate him and get him in this box. So please, please for the love of god contain him. Because we can’t.
Good luck,
-CMG

The signed “CMG” has been labeled a potential GoI.

Note: Can all of you cold blooded sociopaths please just try not to make him feel like he’s a freak? The more you do that the more he’ll want to kill you. And we have interviews 5467-001 and 5467-002 to show it. Just try to be decent human beings. -Dr. Jasmine

Note: No [EXPLICATIVE REDACTED] way. That monster killed my friend right in front of me. Ripped him in [EXPLICATIVE REDACTED] half. I lost my left arm. Just because you didn't get hurt doesn't mean it's human. It was pure luck. -Researcher █████

Note: Go take a psych exam, you could use it. In fact, just a take a few weeks off. -Dr. Jasmine