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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J Is to be locked in an almost fully airtight humanoid containment cell containing an airlock and an artificial garden with the only exception being access to oxygen via a tank that is to be refilled every twenty-four (24) hours.
SCP-XXXX-J's containment chamber is only to be opened using a hazmat suit for cleaning and tank refilling purposes, entering SCP-XXXX-J's containment chamber without a hazmat suit results in death.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a white-furred female Pug type dog breed one (1) year of age, who's shit is the most foul smelling thing on earth, SCP-XXXX-J's shit is to be referred to as SCP-XXXX-J-1, SCP-XXXX-J-1 will kill anyone that smells it for more than 20 seconds, making them puke so hard they begin to puke blood, and proceed to, well… die.
An Interview With SCP-XXXX-J's former owner has been approved by Senior Researcher ██████:
Interviewed: Mr. ████████
Interviewer: Dr. ████
Foreword: Dr. ████ asked Mr. ████████ a few questions about SCP-XXXX-J.
<Begin Log>
Dr.████: Hello sir, It is known to me that you are the owner of SCP-XXXX-J, is that correct?
Mr. ████████: You mean the dog? yeah, I'm her owner, see I was wondering wh-
Dr.████: I have a few questions for you, sir.
Mr. ████████: Right… but what about my d-
Dr.████: Can you tell me what happened on the day you got your dog?Mr. ████████: Wait but my dog! I want to know what's wrong with my d-
Dr.████: Just tell me what happened, then you can go and I'll tell you what's going on with your dog.
Mr. ████████: Fine, so I go to the pet store cause I want to get a dog, and I get this cute
little pug…
Mr. ████████: So I drive home with her, feed her, give her water pet her a bit, and then I put her in the yard cause I thought she might like the open fake grass fields.
Mr. ████████: So, I went to sleep and I woke up in the morning, got in my car and drove to work.After my shift I drive back home and decide to go check on her and… man… I thought I was gonna fucking die! It was the worst thing I had ever smelled! I swear I saw God's face for a second there!
Mr. ████████: So I go take a gas mask I had because I couldn't bear the smell but still didn't want a bunch of shit in my backyard…Mr. ████████: I pick up the shit, wash my hands, and go to sleep since it was pretty late at night.
Mr. ████████: I wake up, and decide to check on her again… and there they are, 50 more fucking nuggets of the smelliest shit I've ever smelled in my entire life…
Mr. ████████: So I call up the pet store tell them they ripped me off and that the food is probably what caused it and that I want a refund…Mr. ████████: So they bring someone to check on it and they go outside to the yard, he picks it up gagging all the way through it all, I jokingly yell that you can fucking die smelling that but the guy didn't seem to care about what I had to say, I tell you that guy carried the shit with him while suffering for like 20 seconds and the guy started to throw up until he started to throw up blood, then he just collapsed! so I go over to him try to wake him up and he's fucking dead! poor fucker landed face straight on the shit after he died… closed casket that one I tell ya that much…
Dr.████: I see…
Dr.████: Amnesticise him… poor fuck, I wish I could forget this shit too! Ah? ah? no? man… fuck you guys… oh right you're still here, we're gonna erase your memory.
Mr. ████████: Honestly, I'm completely fine with that.
<End Log>
An Interview with Dr. ███ who was unlucky enough to have smelt the shit was approved by Senior Researcher ██████:
<Begin Log>
Interviewed: Dr. ███
Interviewer: Dr. █████
Foreword: Dr. █████ asked Dr. ███ a few questions about SCP-XXXX-J-1's horrible odor.
Dr. █████: How would you describe SCP-XXXX's smell?
Dr. ███: Imagine a used condom factory that stuffs all of the used condoms into a crate with
lemon and pickle juices, alongside the puke of a man who had never brushed his teeth and happens to eat shit, all left to sit in a hot car that hasn't been opened for two weeks, leave it there for a week take it out and smell it, that's how bad it is.
Dr. █████: Wow, I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, I mean that was seriously detailed, I think I probably won't be able to eat anything until I die.
Dr. ███: Can I please have amnestics?
Dr. █████: Yeah I think I'll need that too, HEY! CAN WE GET CLASS UH…
Dr. █████: What do you think? want to forget the past week or…Dr. ███: Oh yeah… definitely.
Dr. █████: Right… CAN WE GET TWO CLASS C AMNESTICS PLEASE? THANK YOU!
<End Log>
Senior Researcher ████████ proposed to the O5 that we use SCP-XXXX-J to terminate SCP-682.
O5-██ Had responded with the following:
O5-██: You want to use shit on that thing? actual shit?! Is this a joke to you? fuck off!
