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— Janitor Worth, Janitor, Friend To Mops, Enemy To Dust

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SCP-XXXX in its resting state.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Following Incident-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX is to be allowed to clean Site-81's non-anomalous storage wing. One agent is to accompany the entity, posing as a janitorial assistant. Personnel are allowed to speak with SCP-XXXX, but are disallowed from making physical contact. Once per month, one Foundation researcher is to converse with SCP-XXXX and inform the entity that they have received a promotion, and are to be rewarded with a higher salary and shorter working hours. SCP-XXXX is to be addressed as "Roger Turner".

Description: SCP-XXXX is a sapient plastic Libman-brand broom. SCP-XXXX is capable of movement and is able to produce vocalizations via an unknown mechanism. SCP-XXXX currently believes itself to be a human male, working as a part-time janitor with a family of two kids and a wife. SCP-XXXX's primary interest consists of sweeping the immediate area before moving to an adjacent area. In the event its immediate area is clean and no exit is available, SCP-XXXX will no longer display anomalous behavior.

SCP-XXXX was recovered on October 10th, 2017 from an office of Avelar Professional Products, located in Indianapolis, Indiana. This office was previously suspected of anomalous activity, and as such, Foundation personnel posing as employees were already stationed within the building and various hidden microphones were set. Present personnel reported SCP-XXXX attacking the manager of the building, David Macknamara. Due to SCP-XXXX only being active during nocturnal hours, Foundation operatives were not able to identify its anomalous properties. Personnel recovered SCP-XXXX, administered amnestics to witnesses and treated Mr. Macknamara's wounds.

Addendum-XXXX-1: The following is a transcript of an audio recording between SCP-XXXX and Mr. Macknamara. This is presumably the interaction that caused SCP-XXXX to attack Mr. Macknamara.

Incident-XXXX-1 On November 17th, 2017, SCP-XXXX was noted to not be sweeping its containment unit, instead lying on the floor of the structure. Previously this behavior had never been noted. At 11:36, Agent Stevens entered the containment unit in order to assess SCP-XXXX's current behavior. Using a Kant counter, Stevens was able to notice SCP-XXXX's hume level was rising steadily, indicating a loss of anomalous behavior. The entity became active shortly afterwards and moved to the door of the containment unit, causing the object's Humes level to decrease once again.
Agent Stevens attempted to grab the entity by the handle causing SCP-XXXX to react by striking Agent Stevens in the head, knocking the subject unconscious. Two other agents were dispatched to lure SCP-XXXX into a nearby containment unit using a trail of papers. SCP-XXXX was successfully recontained without incident.

Following this, SCP-XXXX's current containment procedures were established. Agent Stevens was recovered and treated.


This SCP doesn't mean anything, I just thought it was funny. This SCP is meant for a cool new GoI about magical office supplies. Hope the lot of you enjoyed it.

Big thanks to the following for critting this: Its a Bad IdeaIts a Bad Idea Hot-coles does not match any existing user name Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini Gabriel JadeGabriel Jade LordStonefishLordStonefish plaguebearerplaguebearer Crocket_LawnchairCrocket_Lawnchair Garen EisenGaren Eisen HumidHermitHumidHermit

Alternate title was Roger The Minimum Wage Broom

And before anyone raises this question, the image was taken by me, of my own personal broom.

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