The Bakery Of Magic And Mirth
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Historical photo of SCP-XXXX-1.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: A file containing a comprehensive history of the entire human race is to being written in 10 languages and is to be stored within a secure Foundation server resistant to temporal effects. The file is to be reviewed daily for inconsistencies with recorded history.

In the event that a discrepancy is found, Mobile Task Force Alpha-3 "Clockstoppers" are to utilize SCP-████ to travel to the time affected by SCP-XXXX and terminate SCP-XXXX-1. Alpha-3 are to employ standard Type Green termination protocols and are discouraged to interact with the entity. Long range, high caliber weaponry is to be used in order to avoid action by SCP-XXXX-1. Following this, Class-A amnestics are to be administerd to witnesses and the body of SCP-XXXX-1 is to be returned to the present for analysis and incineration.

Neutralization of SCP-XXXX-1 is considered Alpha-3's top priority. The Temporal Anomalies Department are to continue research into possible permanent termination methods of SCP-XXXX-1.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a phenomenon wherein a historical event will be altered. The times and events located do not have any particular pattern, but often include events involving death, violence, sex, or swearing. Reference to the previously stated triggers will either be removed or replaced with "child-friendly alternatives". Once SCP-XXXX takes place, further events will change in accordance with the SCP-XXXX event, creating an alternate timeline. The cause of SCP-XXXX is unknown.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a human Class V reality bending entity by the name of █████ ███████. SCP-XXXX-1 is theorized to be the cause of all SCP-XXXX events. Despite SCP-XXXX-1 being terminated ████ times, confirming both brain death and circulatory death, SCP-XXXX-1 continues to manifest.