The Bakery Of Magic And Mirth
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SCP-XXXX in its resting state.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is housed within a humanoid containment unit within Site-81. Any personnel with Level 3 security clearance may interact with SCP-XXXX.

Following Incident-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX is to be allowed to clean Site-81's non-anomalous storage wing. Agent Zambrena is to accompany the entity, posing as a janitorial assistant. Personnel are allowed to speak with SCP-XXXX, but are disallowed from making physical contact. Once per month, one Foundation researcher is to converse with SCP-XXXX and inform the entity that they have received a promotion, and are to be rewarded with a higher salary and shorter working hours. SCP-XXXX is to be addressed as "Roger Turner".

Description: SCP-XXXX is a sapient plastic Libman-brand broom. SCP-XXXX is capable of movement and is able to produce vocalizations via an unknown mechanism. The entity's level of intelligence is unknown, as it lacks awareness of itself and surroundings. SCP-XXXX's primary interest consists of sweeping the immediate area before moving to an adjacent area. If there is no exit to a new area, SCP-XXXX will destroy barriers limiting its movement. Despite repeated impacts that would cause harm to a non-anomlous broom, SCP-XXXX shows no signs of damage or age.

SCP-XXXX was recovered on October 10th, 2017 from an office of Avelar Professional Products, located in Indianapolis, Indiana. This office was previously suspected of anomalous activity, and as such, Foundation personnel posing as employees were already stationed within the building and various hidden microphones were set. Present personnel reported SCP-XXXX attacking the manager of the building, David Macknamara. Due to SCP-XXXX only being active during nocturnal hours, Foundation operatives were not able to identify its anomalous properties. Personnel recovered SCP-XXXX, administered amnestics to witnesses and treated Mr. Macknamara's wounds.

Addendum-XXXX-1: The following is a transcript of an audio recording between SCP-XXXX and Mr. Macknamara. This is presumably the interaction that caused SCP-XXXX to attack Mr. Macknamara.

Incident-XXXX-1 On November 17th, 2017, SCP-XXXX was noted to not be sweeping its containment unit, instead repeatedly striking the wall of the structure. At 11:36, SCP-XXXX struck the wall of the containment unit with enough force as to breach containment. Once SCP-XXXX was outside, the entity began sweeping the floor and continuously vocalizing "Freedom for Roger".

Agent Stevens was dispatched to contain SCP-XXXX attempting to grab the entity by the handle. SCP-XXXX reacted by striking Agent Stevens in the head, knocking the subject unconscious. Two other agents were dispatched to lure SCP-XXXX into a nearby containment unit using a trail of papers. SCP-XXXX was successfully recontained without incident.

Following this, SCP-XXXX's current containment procedures were established. Agent Stevens was recovered and treated.

This SCP doesn't mean anything, I just thought it was funny. This SCP is meant for a cool new GoI about magical office supplies. Hope the lot of you enjoyed it.

Big thanks to the following for critting this: Its a Bad IdeaIts a Bad Idea Hot-colesHot-coles Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini Gabriel JadeGabriel Jade LordStonefishLordStonefish plaguebearerplaguebearer Crocket_LawnchairCrocket_Lawnchair Garen EisenGaren Eisen HumidHermitHumidHermit

Alternate title was Roger The Minimum Wage Broom

And before anyone raises this question, the image was taken by me, of my own personal broom.

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