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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 5 x 5 x 5 Meter metal cube. SCP-XXXX is to be given 3 appliances, a couch, table, and carpet upon request of SCP-XXXX and a new supply of books very 28 days. SCP-XXXX is to be given 25 minutes maximum of staff conversation every 24 hours.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a male, humanoid anomaly roughly ██ years old, SCP-XXXX goes by Dr. K (Note-SCP-XXXX has no position in the foundation and is still an anomaly.) SCP-XXXX has a ketchup bottle located where the human cranium is. When SCP-XXXX is vocalizing it’s bottle cap will move up and down, It is shown that SCP-XXXX’s Blood contains 45% ketchup, SCP-XXXX has a 15 centimeter long brain located in the anomalies chest.
SCP-XXXX has slightly toxic acids in its condiment such as ██████ and ███████. When the ketchup is ingested, results have varied but, organ failure starting in the kidney results. SCP-XXXX is 1.81 Meters tall. [DATA EXPUNGED] is shown to be the main brand on SCP-XXXX’s ketchup bottle, SCP-XXXX bottle is detachable, under no circumstances should SCP-XXXX ketchup bottle be detached from SCP-XXXX. Detachment of the bottle from SCP-XXXX body will result in termination after ██ ████████ ████ incident occurred on [REDACTED] dates.
Test A - March [REDACTED]
Subject: D-class 6732
Procedure: Remove SCP-XXXX’s bottle.
Results: A site wide breach resulted when self replicating ketchup covered 1/2 of America causing 543,724 deaths
Analysis:DON’T REMOVE SCP-XXXX’s HEAD! THAT COST US [REDACTED] DOLLARS!
Addendum XXXX-1: Note-SCP-XXXX will not be recognized as a member of the foundation because of the anomalies dangerous stature. When engaging in conversation with SCP-XXXX do not engage conversation about other condiments, SCP-XXXX will create a steamed ketchup called SCP-XXXX-b which upon inhalation will result in total organ failure, SCP-XXXX-b has the odor of ketchup but is colorless.
Addendum XXXX-2: On [DATA EXPUNGED] a site wide breach at site ██ was recorded, ██ SCP’s escaped, ██ were captured and ██ are still missing. During this breach SCP-XXXX was reported to have used SCP-███ to neutralize 4 SCP’s, and then attempted to escape but failed when SCP-XXXX passed out due to SCP-███.
Addendum XXXX-3 On March [REDACTED] SCP-XXXX caused a site wide containment breach at site ██ when SCP-XXXX ketchup bottle was attempted to be removed, the bottle popped of of SCP-XXXX body and ketchup started secreting out of all parts of SCP-XXXX’s body. SCP-XXXX ketchup breached SCP-XXXX’s cell door. All low security Cells had been breached within 30 minutes.
Within 1 hour SCP-XXXX had flooded the facility in ketchup, in 5 hours 3 square kilometer had been covered in ketchup. Within 48 Hours half of North America had been covered. Eventually SCP-XXXX had stopped secreting ketchup and a world wide anniston had been used to forget about this advent. The causualty count rose to 543,724 deaths.
