Agent Alaron Smith

(These drafts have been dormant for a while, mainly due to procrastination, distractions, and time)

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Item:SCP-Bartender

Object Class: Safe

Special containment procedures: SCP-XXXX resides in their cell in site-██, a custom made cell that resembles a traditional American bar. Measuring at 20m x 20m x 6m. The cell was constructed by SCP-XXXX by instantaneous means. Personnel of level 3 and higher are aloud to purchase certain drinks from SCP-XXXX while following the provided restrictions given on the entrance to SCP-XXXX’s cell (See addendum XXXX-c)

Description: SCP-XXXX is a caucasian male human measuring at 1.82 meters and weighing 195 lbs. Physical appearance shows short dark brown hair and hazel eyes, wearing a black vest and white button up shirt, blue slacks, and black dress shoes. SCP-XXXX is kind and friendly with personnel usually befriending people and serving them their favorite drinks, despite not being given information on the person’s certain beverage. SCP-XXXX has no real name and aside from their designation, will respond to the names: Bartender, Bar Boy, Bar Man, Freak, Oddball, And Classy. Upon payment of $5 or more, SCP-XXXX will serve beverages that are made with normal drinkable liquids, to liquids that are normally unsafe for consumption(See testing log-XXXX). SCP-XXXX is also known for doing impossible tasks that normal humans cannot (See interview log-XXXX)

SCP-XXXX was willingly recovered and contained via teleportation of the current cell it resides in. And frequently enjoys the company that site personnel provide on a regular basis. All personnel who have interacted with SCP-XXXX, have responded positively.

Interview log

Addendum XXXX-a: Dr. ████ has requested SCP-XXXX reclassification to Euclid class SCP status.

Addendum XXXX-b:Dr. ████’s request for Euclid reclassification denied, denied due to failing to support evidence for reclassification

Addendum XXXX-a2: email to site director ████████ from
Dr ████████

Dear site director ████████
I would like to request that SCP-XXXX be reclassified to keter. Yesterday I saw him stab a man with a chef's knife. And shoot another with a revolver that they manifested. What if he does the same to the whole site? It could cause a containment breach
Dr ████████

Addendum XXXX-b2: Dr ████████’s request for reclassification to keter denied. Due to false information and lack of evidence. Investigation shows that the two men were scientists with unauthorized access. The two men attempted to steal SCP-XXXX’s stock of liqour and attack SCP-XXXX with lethal weapons. Additional sanctions have been put into place to prevent further incidents

Addendum XXXX-c:
Sanctions set in place as of 05/20/██
No personnel are to order drinks that will intoxicate/make the person very sick to dodge personnel duties, failure to follow will result in possible termination and/or reassignment of duties. Should personnel intoxicate themselves. Furthermore SCP-XXXX is permitted to defend himself and to call a security team with the button placed under the counter
No personnel are to order any drinks that they call “the usual”, SCP-XXXX will get offended and kick personnel out via teleportation
No food is to be requested as SCP-XXXX SCP-XXXX has agreed to produce snack food for personnel who request said items. Including peanuts, chips of any kind, energy and protein bars, pistachios, chocolate, and candy
No personnel are aloud to smoke in SCP-XXXX’s containment. the smoker will be kicked out, and the air will be cleared with a air filtration system.
Threatening SCP-XXXX via robbery will result in termination by security team or SCP-XXXX

No parties are to be held inside SCP-XXXX’s containment unless approved by a level 4 researcher or higher

Interview log XXXX

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. ███████

Foreword: SCP-XXXX was interviewed to figure out about their past, abilities, and why they were willingly detained, all staff who were currently in SCP-XXXX’s containment were vacated.

<Begin Log>

Dr. ███████: Good afternoon SCP-XXXX

SCP-XXXX: And to you too, Doctor. What’s the occasion?

Dr. ███████: I’m sorry?

SCP-XXXX: you vacated everyone out so assume your experimenting?

Dr. ███████: No, were interviewing

SCP-XXXX: Ah. I see, well ask away.

TBC