Doctor Saffron Sandbox 1,

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening, I am Doctor Saffron and this is a place for me to store all my do-dads, not to mention my ████████████. Currently, the area is a little bit sparse. Hopefully, I can rectify this problem by posting more to the wiki in the future.

Any and all feedback, especially negative, is very much appreciated and considered.

Love you all

-Dr. Julian Saffron

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently hung on the eastern wall of Standard Anomalous Object Containment Chamber 7-U located at Site-73.

All personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are to be tested monthly for signs of memetic influence and must have access to an accurate calendar or digital equivalent. If signs of memetic influence are discovered, the affected individual(s) are to be given a document containing the following:

  • The current date
  • The dates of personally significant events in the individual's life (i.e graduation, marriage, etc.)
  • The birthday of the individual
  • The birthday of the individual's close family members
  • The dates of all major holidays observed by the individual
  • The dates of all significant historical events that occurred during the individual's lifetime

In order to counteract the effects of SCP-XXXX, affected individuals must read this document in its entirety. Additionally, the individual is to be prevented from interacting with SCP-XXXX until the first day of the next calendar month.

Any testing that requires physical and/or visual contact with SCP-XXXX must be approved by a level 3 researcher or higher assigned to SCP-XXXX.

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