Item #: SCP-W.I.P
Object Class: S̶a̶f̶e̶ Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
S̶CP-̶W̶.̶I̶.̶P̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶k̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶c̶l̶a̶s̶s̶-̶d̶ ̶h̶o̶l̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶i̶t̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶c̶l̶a̶s̶s̶-̶d̶ ̶g̶a̶r̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶c̶p̶-̶W̶.̶I̶.̶P̶ ̶r̶e̶q̶u̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶h̶o̶l̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶m̶b̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶e̶s̶c̶o̶r̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶f̶f̶ ̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶l̶e̶v̶e̶l̶ ̶2̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶h̶i̶g̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶u̶r̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶a̶n̶c̶e̶.̶ ̶S̶u̶b̶j̶e̶c̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶f̶e̶d̶ ̶3̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶s̶ ̶d̶a̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶l̶e̶a̶n̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶n̶g̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶c̶l̶o̶t̶h̶e̶s̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶a̶y̶.̶ S̶t̶a̶n̶d̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶a̶m̶e̶n̶i̶t̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶e̶l̶e̶v̶i̶s̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶u̶t̶e̶r̶ (̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶n̶e̶t̶ ̶a̶c̶c̶e̶s̶s̶)̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶v̶a̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶u̶r̶c̶e̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶e̶n̶t̶e̶r̶t̶a̶i̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶v̶i̶d̶e̶d̶.̶
SCP-W.I.P's containment procedures have been updated to coincide with reassignment as Euclid, following addendum W.I.P-2, new containment procedures proceed as follows:
SCP-W.I.P is to be kept in a 5m*5m*5m steel containment cell and is to be monitored semi-frequently via hidden camera by at least one level 2 or higher researcher. any requests to leave containment are to be disregarded unless subject is in need of medical aid and is confirmed as such by an observer, to which SCP W.I.P is to be fitted with a [redacted] brand tracking collar and escorted by no less than 2 level 3 or higher security personnel. Subject is to be equipped with red colored class-d garments to distinguish him from other personnel in the event of an attempted escape. Subject is to be given standard class-D amenities, however, any personnel delivering anything to the subject are to wear noise cancelling headphones. If subject somehow manages to breach containment, the use of tasers and non-lethal rubber bullets are permitted to stop subject.
Description:
SCP-W.I.P is a m̶a̶l̶e̶ masculine appearing entity from [redacted], Texas. SCP-W.I.P is incapable of telling the truth in any way shape or form, even on questions that would make no sense to answer falsely to. Even when asked the opposite of the falsely answered question, it will still somehow answer incorrectly (I.E. Asking if subject is male, it will answer falsely, asking if subject is female, it will answer falsely, asking if it is gender-fluid or agender will all be answered falsely). Scp-W.I.P's skin is also inconsistent, as descriptions of the subject from several different onsite scientists had all noted different ages, hair styles, and skin pigmentation's, some even noting nonhuman colors such as vantablack and violet. The only consistent feature of the subject is its height, being 1.75 meters tall. It should also be noted that anything SCP-W.I.P states is stated in a very believable manner, so much so that even the most blatant lies seem plausible. Due to this, W.I.P is to be treated as a cognitohazardous entity.
Addendum W.I.P-1:
A foundation agent was alerted to the presence of SCP-W.I.P by local law enforcement who had detained it for breaking the speed limit and quote, "Not making a lick of damn sense". After the agent performed an unrecorded interview, the agent had determined the possibility of the subjects potential anomalous abilities, and had it relocated to site[data expunged]. Upon arrival at site [data expunged], subject was taken to an interview room and interviewed by Dr. Senaviev with the aid of an onsite forensic psycho-physiologist (for more info see interview A). After interview A , Subject was taken into foundation custody and designated SCP-W.I.P a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶s̶ ̶c̶u̶r̶r̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶a̶i̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶c̶e̶d̶u̶r̶e̶s̶ AND GIVEN ORIGINAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES.
Addendum W.I.P-2:
Following a site wide power failure, multiple keter and euclid class SCP's were able to breach containment, including SCP-W.I.P. Subject was later seen upon viewing of security footage, sneaking up behind an onsite mtf member and snapping his neck, after which subject then proceeded to don the fallen members uniform and disguise itself among the mtf squad following re-containment of all SCP's. Subject was then observed to live the life of the mtf member for approximately 2 weeks before recapture. It was later noted that his fellow squad-mates were unable to identify him as an impostor due to its varying skin features making him share the same features as the fallen mtf member, as well as its ability to pass off any lie in a way that sounded believable. After recapture, W.I.P was removed from its standard quarters and placed in his current chamber
Interview A;
Dr. Senaviev: This is doctor Alexander Senaviev performing an interview of a new, potentially anomalous subject, alongside me is dr.████████ who will be conducting a polygraph of the subject.
<Begin Log>
Senaviev: I must forewarn you, any time you lie, the lie detector will make a beeping sound, do you understand that?
W.I.P: yes.
Lie detector beeps
Senaviev: Very funny sir. Anyways, let us continue. What is your name?W.I.P: Charles.
Lie detector beepsW.I.P: John.
Lie detector beeps
W.I.P: David.
Lie detector beeps
W.I.P continues to incorrectly state its name for approximately 7 minutes before Dr. Senaviev stops him
Dr. Senaviev: Okay, forget the name, how old are you?
W.I.P then proceeds to list every number from 1 to 1000 while still setting off the machine every time
Dr. Senaviev: So you're immortal?
W.I.P: Yes…
Lie detector beeps
Dr. Senaviev: So you aren't immortal?
W.I.P: Yes…
Lie detector beeps
Doctor Senaviev mumbles under his breath: Dear Christ I'm going to be here a while.
Doctor Senaviev continuously prods W.I.P with questions that are somehow true while also not true, such example include being both extraterrestrial and terrestrial, being dead and alive at the same time, being capable of eating food while also not being capable of eating food, etc.
<End Log, 7 hours later>
Dr. Senaviev, outside of the interview room: So what I've concluded from this analysis is that literally everything that comes out of his mouth is pure and utter bull[data expunged], like holy [redacted]ing [deleted]. He said to my face that he can eat food while at the time eating food, AND THE DETECTOR STILL WENT OFF?! HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?! We replaced the detector three times during the interview to make sure they weren't faulty, they weren't, he is just somehow physically incapable of telling the truth. And the worst part about it is that he says everything so convincingly that you want to believe it. He almost had me convinced he was nightmare squid demon from the 11th dimension, I don't even believe that's a thing, but he made it sound so! I just, F!@#ing can't right now.
Doctor Senaviev slams his clipboard on the desk and storms out of the hallway to get some coffee and xanax.






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