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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-88. Contact with female personnel except D-Class and Foundation Research Doctor Viridine should be kept to a minimum1. Regular gathering of the milk-like nutritional substance that SCP-XXXX produces for testing is to be performed by D-Class personnel. The entity is to be provided with a number of realistic infant dolls and cribs for them to "sleep" in so as to keep the entity satiated. Should one become damaged, repair and/or replacement should occur as soon as possible.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity roughly 1 meter tall and weighing about 68 kilograms. Covering its silvery-white body, save for the "arms", are numerous nipples similar to those one would find on a standard baby bottle. These nipples appear to be made of silicone, and are attached firmly to the entity. Removal of one of these nipples will elicit a pain response, shortly before the nipple regrows in its original location. This regrowth can take anywhere from ten minutes to an hour. No visible eyes or other sensory organs have been discovered, yet the entity seems capable of hearing and sight. The entity also lacks any sort of mouth or other orifices of any kind, not needing any form of nutrition, yet can produce a number of sounds.
SCP-XXXX is relatively docile and does not shy away from human contact. In fact, the entity has been proven capable of understanding human speech and will sometimes obey simple commands. In the presence of human infants, the entity will begin emitting a cooing sound and will attempt to gently take the infant into its arm-like appendages, which lack hands or fingers. It will then attempt to feed the infant from one of its nipples, and may become hostile if it is interrupted before the infant has finished feeding. The entity produces a milk-like substance chemically similar to human breast-milk from each of these nipples for the purpose of this feeding.2 Once the entity has finished feeding the infant, it will then burp and rock the infant until they fall asleep before returning them to their crib or mother's arms.
SCP-XXXX was discovered by Foundation researchers in a small town in ██████ County, Pennsylvania on 06/██/19 after reports of a "strange man covered in baby bottle nipples" began appearing in newspaper and news site articles. A field containment team was dispatched once these claims were verified by Field Researcher ██████, disguising themselves as staff at a local hospital's nursery. The entity was captured there by luring it into position with recorded sounds of an infant crying from hunger and then subduing it with standard tranquilizers. Several civilians accidentally witnessed the capture and were promptly administered Class A amnestics.
Addendum XXXX-1: Following Incident XXXX-01, contact with female Foundation personnel is to be limited to avoid forced spontaneous pregnancy. See Incident Log XXXX-01 for details.
