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- The Universal S
- Jungle Pyramid
- RPG Dice Set
- Would you know if you were dreaming right now?
- A forest
- INTI
- uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ʞɔnʇs ɯ,I 'dlǝɥ
- COSMIC TOP SECRET
- The Secret to Social Media success
- Automaton
- 911 Operator
- One Session
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Genre : Memetic
Elevator Pitch: "The Universal S" is being proposed as an anomaly, prompting researchers to theorize on its properties. Prior to EX classification, one Alexsey Mitnick will try one last time to understand it, leading him to a bigger rabbit hole.
Central Narrative: The main SCP article is simple as it only states the main real life idea of "The Universal S"; that no one knows its origins and has spread throughout the earth. The crux of the story relies on Theory Logs, proposed by several Foundation doctors and researchers as they try and decipher if "The Universal S" is dangerous.
Theories about "The Universal S" are wild in nature or deal in theoretical sciences. Various doctors and researchers throw their 2 cents on the issue, the most popular theory being that it is merely a non-anomalous meme that happened to spread a lot. Before reclassification to EX, a researcher by the name of Alexsey Mitnick pleads with the council to maintain the classification as he believes he is near completion of a theory that can explain both the origins and hazardous effects of "The Universal S".
The article then goes in depth as Alexsey tries to understand the memetic anomaly, seemingly obsessed by the concept he cannot stop looking into it, linking it with known SCP's, seemingly finding traces of it in ancient art. He is determined to understand "The Universal S"; this eventually is his downfall as his entries become more and more erratic and nonsensical the closer he gets to the truth. Eventually deteriorating him mentally and physically.
Playing with the idea that "The Universal S" is a memetic anomaly that thrives in spreading as far as it can, but retaliates if a sentient being tries to understand its origin. Alexsey having no prior record of mental illness is affected as he starts to understand it; this gives the Foundation reasonable doubt to believe that it is indeed anomalous. In a way making Alexsey successful in attempting to retain its SCP status.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: Real life meme inside the anomalous universe of the SCP Foundation.
Additional Notes: I know the concept of making an SCP on the universal S is not new, but I'm trying to put a spin on it that tells a different story, one of a man trying to understand something that is better left alone. Possible twist is that knowing the origins of it is actually beneficial and led Alexsey to become an entity of its own. One that will soon arise as another anomaly. (Alternate idea is that The S is a rune of power that has only now been activated via Alexsey's research).
Translations:
Oldest photograph of SCP-XXXX circa 1970
Special Containment Procedures: As of writing there are no known procedures that could effectively contain SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a dodecahedral symbol that consists of 14 line segments, forming a stylized pointed S-shape. SCP-XXXX is a anomalous meme of unknown origin, photographic evidence of it have been archived going back to the 1970's, determining an exact point of origin has proven to be near impossible.
SCP-XXXX's main anomalous effect is in its method of dispersion, subjects exposed to the principal method of drawing SCP-XXXX find it compelling to reproduce it and try and share it with other people.
As of time of writing, around 98.2% of earth's population have come in contact with SCP-XXXX and have helped it propagate.
"To whom it may concern, this document is considered incomplete until a reasonable explanation for why SCP-XXXX is to be considered hazardous and/or worthy of funding to complete containment. Feel free to post your findings here."
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RESEARCHER LOGS - XXXX
PROPOSED THEORIES
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"To whom it may concern, this document is considered incomplete until a reasonable explanation for why SCP-XXXX is to be considered hazardous and/or worthy of funding to complete containment. Feel free to post your findings here."
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Genre (Optional): Mystery, Ancient Object
Elevator Pitch: Through LIDAR radar an obsidian black pyramid is found deep in a unexplored jungle; when a human touches it they will gain the ability to talk to it; even though the conversation is about mundane things the pyramid will always end with a deeply personal question; if answered truthfully it will bestow upon them knowledge the subject describes as "something they've always wanted to know."
Central Narrative: The presence of the pyramid has been undiscovered by the world at large until the Foundation settles near it to try and determine what it does; a local native is apprehended and questioned, against his warnings of the pyramid, the scientists proceed to perform tests to determine its abilities, but things turn sour on-site when test subjects start gaining knowledge against the Foundation. The pyramid entity is secretly influencing staff around without it being touched to convince others to think that it is harmless, and only wants to help people by giving them knowledge they want. Making the Foundation think that the incidents on-site are mere mishaps and not the pyramid's fault. The more people think its a good entity, the more its influence range grows. Main idea is that's it's a type of ancient chaotic god in need of followers to regain power. The pyramid is its inert form.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: The undetermined purpose of the pyramid and its undocumented effects on the personnel around it; eventual demise of the site.
Additional Notes: First SCP of course, still trying to flesh out the idea.
Translations:
Recon Drone shot of SCP-XXXX prior to containment site construction.
Special Containment Procedures: A perimeter of 5km around SCP-XXXX is to be fenced and constantly monitored by security personnel to stop any local tribes attempting to gain access to the site. The area immediately next to SCP-XXXX is to be manned by research and security personnel with a higher than average compliance rating, according to standard personnel testing. No measures to hide the presence of SCP-XXXX in satellite imaging is necessary.
One (1) D-Class is to be sent to interact with SCP-XXXX every 3 months, following this interaction the D-Class is to be routinely questioned about the nature of its interaction with SCP-XXXX and of the knowledge gained; D-Class is to then be terminated.
Access to SCP-XXXX is strictly forbidden by all personnel except D-Class, personnel that interact with SCP-XXXX without authorization are to be terminated effective immediately.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a pyramid of unknown origin located deep in the jungle of ████, it measures 150 metres in height with a base of 230 metres. It was discovered when the Foundation received reports of uncontacted tribes around the area possessing advanced technology and tools than what's expected of them1. Routine sweeping of the area via satellite imaging was inconclusive2, but [REDACTED] was able to capture the location of SCP-XXXX.
It is constructed of what appears to be smooth obsidian, testing so far has proven it to be indestructible by conventional means. Whenever a sapient humanoid is within a distance of 30 metres of SCP-XXXX, they feel a faint compulsion to attempt to talk to it; at which point they will approach the pyramid and place a hand upon it. This compulsion can easily be overcomed. The range and strength of this effect increases if SCP-XXXX is not given subjects to interact with, this seems to be a new trait since Foundation arrival on site. It is theorized that if left alone its influence could grow too large to contain.
Affected individuals will start to converse with SCP-XXXX, talking as if they can hear vocalizations coming from the pyramid, even though there is no evidence to conclude SCP-XXXX is able to produce sound. Interviewed subjects are not able to recall how the voice sounded post-interaction. They will then exchange common cordialities at which point subjects report being asked something very personal of them by SCP-XXXX3; 3 different events can happen after the subject replies:
- If the answer is truthful, it will then imbue the subject with seemingly random knowledge; described by them as "something they've always wanted to know."
- If the answer is fraudulent at which point the subject is [REDACTED].
- The subject removes the hand from the pyramid, at which point nothing happens. Interaction cannot be resumed after this.
"If you have access to this file you are required to read the following addendums, then you will understand what could happen if we leave SCP-XXXX effects loose. Secure, Contain, Protect."
Addendum XXXX-1
INTERACTION LOGS
«BEGIN LOG»
INTERACTION 1 - 16/09/20██
Subject: D-235612
Description: "That was crazy I tell ya! I touch the fucking thing and there I am, having the greatest conversation of my life, I don't what that was but it was very funny! What a witty person… right… the question. It got kinda dark there in the end not gonna lie… it asked me if I ever felt remorseful for killing that little girl back in [DATA EXPUNGED]. I have no reason to lie, so I said no… I didn't really care at all."
Knowledge Gained: How to most efficiently grow cannabis.
Notes: D-235612 was cleared of any abnormalities and returned to Site-16 to continue aiding in research.
"It seems like SCP-XXXX is psychically linking with the subjects, being able to read their memories and pick out something they want to know; so far the information has been benign, maybe not as dangerous as we thought."
- Dr Raynard
INTERACTION 3 - 28/09/20██
Subject: D-234701
Description: Subject talks with SCP-XXX for around 5 minutes, he then pauses to think and utters the word "yes". Subject is then [REDACTED].
Knowledge Gained: N/A
Notes: Subject was instructed to lie.
"What happened is irrelevant, SPC-XXXX clearly just wants to help." -Dr. May
INTERACTION 4 - 10/10/20██
Subject: D-348923
Description: "It asked me if I missed my mom, of course I do. That's it."
Knowledge Gained: How to backflip
Notes: Subject backflipped in order to prove knowledge gained. The day before D-348923 was cleared to return; he snuck out at night and was able to incapacitate several guards, taking their guns and equipment. He was last seen running towards the jungle, his current location is unknown. Total loss of life at 8 guards and Dr. May. It is speculated that the knowledge gained was something akin to "how to escape the Foundation."
"It was unfortunate that D-348923 twisted the gifts of SCP-XXXX, it is only trying to help us, testing will continue with trusted subjects; I propose myself." - Dr. Raynard
INTERACTION 1 - 14/09/20██
Subject: Dr. Raynard Woodgate
Description: "It asked me, why did I truly worked for the Foundation, what I really wanted out of my career here… I hadn't really thought about it that much… so I answered what came to mind… that I have nothing else to do with my life…".
Knowledge Gained:The location of a ██████ brand toy that Dr. Raynard had misplaced as a child.
Notes: Request to leave site to retrieve it has been denied.
«END LOG»
Addendum XXXX-2
INTERVIEW LOG - LOCAL TRIBE LEADER
[Subject was apprehended trying to sneak into the containment site. Interview was translated with the aid of a local translator, subject was talking in a subset of the ██████ dialect]
INTERVIEWER: Dr. Raynard
SUBJECT: Amaru
«BEGIN LOG»
Dr. Raynard: Just for the record, if you know what that word even means… what is your name?
Amaru: Name… Amaru.
Dr. Raynard: And why did you want to sneak in, for the pyramid?
Amaru: Liar. I come near Liar. Must kill.
Dr. Raynard: You're going to kill… the pyramid?
Amaru: Yes.
Dr. Raynard: Do you know what it is?
Amaru: Liar.
Dr. Raynard: You call it that, but do you know what it is?
Amaru: Liar.
Dr. Raynard: This is getting nowhere. Do you know where it comes from?
Amaru: No. My tribe look at nature god. Wind, Earth, Lightning. Liar not nature. Must kill.
Dr. Raynard: How do you plan to kill it?
Amaru: Talk to Liar.
Dr. Raynard: To let it give you the knowledge on how to kill it?
Amaru: Yes, must kill.
Dr. Raynard: I doubt it will let you do that.
Amaru: Must kill. You people are outside people. Before outside people Liar was blind. But now it can see, it knows of your outside. Must kill.
«END LOG»
Addendum XXXX-3
INTERVIEW LOG - ███████████
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[This document was found in front SCP-XXXX in the morning after Dr. Raynard's interview with Amaru. Dr. May at this point was deceased, and no such document was logged in any of the on-site Foundation computers. The origin of this document is yet to be determined.]
INTERVIEWER: Dr. May
SUBJECT: ███████████
«BEGIN LOG»
Dr. May: poop
███████████: lol
«END LOG»
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Genre : Reality Bending, Sad :(
Elevator Pitch: A set of RPG Dice that function in real life. If you state you're doing an action and then roll, the number determines the success of said action.
Central Narrative: A child obsessed with D&D receives anomalous instructions to construct reality-bending dice. Meant to enhance his play sessions with his friends it ends up accidentally hurting them, as the child forgot to apply limitations on his magic.
Devastated he surrenders himself to the authorities, as the Foundation picks up on the anomaly they take in both the child and the dice. After thoroughly testing it, at the cost of some D-Class lives, the Foundation is uncertain on the rules to use it properly. So that it may aid the Foundation
They clinically interview the child to get some answers as to how he made it, and how it works; but the child cannot stop sobbing at the death of his friends; the interview must continue either way and they ask him about their failed experiments and what rules he applied to the dice , revealing that the Foundation have hurt people in the effort of understanding it.
The kid confused and in terrible crying pleads with the interviewer to stop the suffering caused by him. Attempting to continue, the interviewer eventually breaks and leaves. Against the Foundation's orders he destroys the dice and administers amnestics to the child.
Preventing the Foundation from using the anomaly and finding the reality bender that taught the child how to do magic, the interviewer is demoted to D-Class, fed up with how cold the Foundation can be at the sight of human suffering.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: The testing logs on the dice, and the climax of the story with the interview logs and subsequent actions taken by the employee.
Additional Notes: RPG Dice SCP, definitely not an original idea, I'm sure. Trying to play with the human side of the anomaly.
Translations:
SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-6
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a secure storage locker at Site-64. Access requires minimum Clearance 2 with authorization and supervision by Clearance 3 research and security staff respectively.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a set of polyhedral dice composed of standard acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS) polymer. The set includes the following designations:
- SCP-XXXX-1: A 20 sided die
- SCP-XXXX-2: A 10 sided die (in increments of ten)
- SCP-XXXX-3: A 10 sided die (in increments of one)
- SCP-XXXX-4: A 8 sided die
- SCP-XXXX-5: A 6 sided die
- SCP-XXXX-6: A 4 sided die
When a subject holds SCP-XXXX-1, describes in detail a physically possible action that they're going to do in the near future, and then roll the dice. The number produced by this roll will then determine their success in said action. This mimics the rules of the famous roleplaying game; Dungeons and Dragons. Testing so far has been inconclusive on determining the factors in play that constitute a successful roll, but generally higher rolls are preferable as they generally constitute a desirable outcome, although this doesn't guarantee complete success.4
SCP-XXXX-2 to SCP-XXXX-6 function differently. Their rolls will determine physical damage when the action stated includes the assault of another subject or object. The rolls are directly proportional with the strength in which the action is performed.
SCP-XXXX effects and limitations are currently under investigation.
Additional Notes: SCP-XXXX was recovered after the Foundation was notified of a 9 year old boy turning himself into the police in the city of █████, ███; stating that the dice had killed his friends, citing himself as guilty. Police initially brushed him off, but after exposing SCP-XXXX's abilities, the Foundation was tipped off by local agents. Class-A amnestics where used amongst eye-witnesses.
False information agents are to pin the deaths of [NAMES REDACTED] on convicted killer Arthur Conroy.
The boy was brought into custody for questioning.5
Addendum XXXX-1
TEST LOGS
Test A - 14/09/2008
Item: SCP-XXXX-1
Subject: D-124891
Procedure: Subject was instructed to say "I will backflip", roll the die and then proceed to attempt to backflip.
Roll: 16
Results: Subject successfully backflipped.
Notes: The die seems to follow direct statements; let's try something for ambiguous.
Test B - 14/09/2008
Item: SCP-XXXX-1
Subject: D-124891
Procedure: Subject was instructed to say"I am going to be happy" and then roll the die.
Roll: 8
Results: Subject reported feeling "a little bit upset". As of writing the effects have not subsided.
Test C - 14/09/2008
Item: SCP-XXXX-1
Subject: D-124891
Procedure: Subject was instructed to say "I am going to turn into a rat" and then roll the die.
Roll: 20
Results: No effect.
Notes:
Addendum XXXX-2
INTERVIEW LOG - kid
[This document was found in front SCP-XXXX in the morning after Dr. Raynard's interview with Amaru. Dr. May at this point was deceased, and no such document was logged in any of the on-site Foundation computers. The origin of this document is yet to be determined.]
INTERVIEWER: Dr. Milton
SUBJECT: kid
«BEGIN LOG»
Dr. Milton: poop
kid: lol
«END LOG»
Would you know if you were dreaming right now?
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Translations:
SCP-4632 instance
Special Containment Procedures: All twenty-four (24) instances of SCP-4632 are to be kept in a secure storage locker at Site-64. Any access to SCP-4632 is to be approved by at least two Level 3 personnel. Any subjects that come in contact with SCP-4632 and reads its contents are to be monitored for a period lasting no more than forty-eight (48) hours, after which subjects are to be administered Class-A amnestics.
Description: SCP-4632 is a set of twenty-four (24) memetic posters found in the city of Sheffield, England. After increasing reports of severe derealization disorder6 cases in local psychiatric facilities, the Foundation recovered all 24 instances. Cross-examination of affected areas revealed that the number of SCP-4632 instances correlated with the number of derealization cases.
When a human subject reads the contents of an SCP-4632 instance, the implantation of the following concept into the subconscious mind occurs: the current reality in which the subject lives is a dream. This effect initially manifests as a passing thought over time confusing the subject as derealization progresses. The progress of the anomaly is gradual, the median time for complete derealization is 12 to 18 months. Subjects with diagnosed mental illnesses prior to contact see an increased rate of derealization.
Affected subjects are careless and as such show little to no interest in real-life events; justifying their disinterest by their purported dreaming state. Previously normal subjects affected by SCP-4632 have been seen engaging in activities such as extreme sports, violent crimes, reckless behavior, public indecency, and Class-A felonies.
Any digital copies of any SCP-4632 instance exhibit no anomalous properties.
TESTING LOGS - SCP-4632
Subject: D-14802
Description: Subject was exposed to an SCP-4632 instance.
Time since initial contact: 5 minutes
Dr. Klein: Please state how you are feeling, D-14802.
D-14802: Fine? I mean, I just feel like I…
Dr. Klein: Everything good, D-14802?
D-14802: Yeah, yeah. I just got this… really stupid thought.
Dr. Klein: Do share please… for the record.
D-14802: Huh… I just remembered how vivid some dreams are…
Subject: D-14802
Description: Subject was exposed to an SCP-4632 instance.
Time since initial contact: 1 month
Dr. Klein: Please state how you are feeling, D-14802.
D-14802: Everything is so… so distant…
Dr. Klein: Please explain what you mean by "distant."
D-14802: My hands… they're not… the same… When I look at them, they're not the same.
Dr. Klein: The same as before?
D-14802: Yeah… I… everything feels off.
Dr. Klein: How so?
D-14802: I don't… I can't… remember how I got here…
Subject: D-14802
Description: Subject was exposed to an SCP-4632 instance.
Time since initial contact: 8 months
Dr. Klein: Hello, D-14802.
D-14802: …
Dr. Klein: Please state how you are fee-
[D-14802 proceeds to punch Dr. Klein]
D-14802: Fuck you! I have a name; god I've always wanted to do that…
Dr. Klein: Security, take him away!
D-14802: Ha! Gotta keep that internal logic, brain!
[Security personnel move in to restrain, D-14802 assaults them in the process]
D-14802: Fuck you too!
Dr. Klein: Security!
D-14802: Even asleep I have to dream of this fucking place…
A 36-year-old male, to be referred to as POI-4632, was spotted putting up more instances of SCP-4632 around Sheffield. The subject was detained without resistance and brought to Site-64 for interrogation. POI-4632's medical records show that he has been diagnosed with chronic clinical depression, schizoaffective disorder, and depersonalization disorder. He has a record of twenty-seven (27) involuntary hospitalizations for mental health-related crises.
Subject displays low-level reality-bending abilities, it claims this is because he has gained control over his "dream." It is hypothesized that extended exposure to SCP-4632's effects may contribute to slowly increasing ontokinetic abilities; due to the fact this is the only affected subject to display these types of abilities, he is considered the originator of SCP-4632.7
Addendum 4632-1
HOSPITAL RECORDS - POI-4632
No doctor matching the signature present was found to be working for HealthCare Home. Further investigation is pending approval.
Addendum 4632-2
INTERVIEW LOG - POI-4632
INTERVIEWER: Agent Herrera
SUBJECT: POI-4632
«BEGIN LOG»
Agent Herrera: Hello, my name is Michael Herrera. For the record, do you know why you're here?
POI-4632: Hello subconscious, are we talking again?!
Agent Herrera: This is an interview, yes. Again, do you know why you're here?
POI-4632: Cause I let you take me, I find that dreams are more interesting if you go with the flow, you know what I mean?
Agent Herrera: I do not. You believe this is a dream?
POI-4632: Of course it is, what else? I mean look around! The armored guys that brought me in told me this was "The Foundation" and that they "contain anomalies and monsters or something." That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
[POI-4632 laughs.]
POI-4632: I mean that's some top-notch dream logic, right?
Agent Herrera: I see… why do you believe that?
POI-4632: Because reality is fucking boring, man! There's nothing fantastical about it, at all. No monsters or superheroes or… I don't fucking know… Krampus or something. None of this shit exists, you don't exist.
Agent Herrera: I definitely exist. Well, moving on… you were spotted posting instan-
POI-4632: Look subconscious, come on. I'm already lucid, I know this is a dream and all of that, stop trying to convince me otherwise.
Agent Herrera: What exactly do you mean by lucid?
POI-4632: I did the poster thing, a reality check! I printed those things so I would remember how to do it. It is clear that I am dreaming.
[POI-4632 is seen materializing a cheeseburger and breaking his restraints without effort.]
Agent Herrera: What the-?! Command, you didn't tell me this was a reality bender!
POI-4632: Dude, fucking relax, okay? None of this matters. Who the hell is Command anyways?
[Command communicates to Agent Herrera through an earpiece, orders to not anger the subject.]
Agent Herrera: Yes… of course, this is a dream. I apologize.
POI-4632: There you go.
Agent Herrera: Forgive my memory. You have power over your dream of course but, what have you been doing with these abilities?
POI-4632: The usual, you know. Getting with women I wouldn't have a chance with in real life. Getting all the things I've ever wanted. What else would you do if you had no consequences?
Agent Herrera: I am curious though, how did you realize this was a dream? As your subconscious I'm supposed to avoid that, you see.
POI-4632: You did a terrible job of that.
Agent Herrera: How so?
POI-4632: Look around you man, this is a place where we're in a giant dirt ball riding through space with no direction, a gigantic fucking fireball warms us and we have all of these arbitrary stupid rules, and now you mean to tell me monsters are real! And all the people in the dream do is run around trying their best to make their worthless lives mean something; the fucking money, the status, the power, the endless struggle to find safety. I shouldn't have to search for meaning, I shouldn't have to warn the others! I shouldn't have to stay in the house! I shouldn't need the pills or the doctors or anyone that can turn the… wait… what… I…
[POI-4632 is visibly confused.]
POI-4632: What… did I do to Clara?
Agent Herrera: Who?
POI-4632: I didn't do that to my sister… I didn't do anything to Clara.
[POI-4632 clutches its head as if in pain for several seconds.]
POI-4632: Where else would a reality like this exist… but in a bad dream?
To prevent further progress of his abilities, POI-4632 was administered Class-E amnestics. The subject has not displayed any reality-bending abilities since.
POI-4632's legal records indicate it to have no living or dead siblings.
«END LOG»
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Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Genre :
Elevator Pitch:
Central Narrative:
Hook/Attention-Grabber:
Additional Notes:
Translations:
SCP-XXXX
Special Containment Procedures: All twenty-four (24) instances of SCP-XXXX are to be kept in a secure storage locker at Site-64. Any access to SCP-XXXX is to be approved by at least two Level 3 personnel and any subjects that come in contact with SCP-XXXX are to be monitored for a period lasting no more than forty-eight (48) hours, after which subjects are to be delivered Class-A amnestics.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a set of twenty-four (24) anomalous memetic posters found in the city of Sheffield, England. They were obtained by the Foundation after increasing reports of severe "derealization disorder" cases in local psychiatric facilities. Cross-examination of affected areas revealed instances of SCP-XXXX to be correlated with the amount of cases.
SCP-5123
【Whisper of Fear】
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Translations:
BY ORDER OF THE O5 COUNCIL:
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES FOR SCP-5123 ARE TO BE COMPLETED BEFORE THE INTI EVENT. OTHERWISE, AN ON-SITE NUCLEAR DEVICE IS TO BE DETONATED WHEN TIMER EXPIRES.
SITE-5123-Δ
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-5123 are to be contained on-site within a wall perimeter comprised of silicon carbide. The entrance to the main chamber of SITE-5123-Δ is to be installed with a large 24-bolt magnum vault door and is to be sealed at all times. Instances of SCP-5123 are to be secured to the ground floor with reinforced steel chains, with a type-23 autonomous restraining device outfitted between their necks and set to activate in case of a containment breach.8
No personnel are allowed to attempt to interact with any instance of SCP-5123.
In the possible event that previous failsafe procedures fail to effectively prevent an INTI event, the following actions are to be immediately enacted remotely by Foundation personnel: All inner chambers of SITE-5123-Δ are to be fully flooded with water and all potential entrances are to be sealed with a quick-dry concrete mix.
In the case that any instance of SCP-5123 breaches the surface, the on-site nuclear device is to be detonated.
Due to the scale of SCP-5123, as of the time of writing (25/03/2020), containment procedures for SCP-5123 are yet to be fulfilled.
Description: SCP-5123 is a collection of 987,467 statues comprised of an extremely resistant material of unknown composition, located in an underground structure within the jungle of Loreto, Peru. This has been designated as SITE-5123-Δ9, spanning an area of approximately 185,000 m2. SCP-5123 instances are humanoid entities with exaggerated facial features and horn-like protrusions from their craniums. Instances of SCP-5123 vary in age and gender, and several are approximately the size of prepubescent human children. SCP-5123's poses and body language indicate them in extreme distress.
SCP-5123-735
Initial archeological exploration10 of the ruins discovered the main chamber within the underground structure, which had been theorized to have inadvertently activated SCP-5123's anomalous effects. Investigation of the statues revealed that they are living entities, and have demonstrated its abilities of extremely limited, but increasingly greater mobility, the speed of which is of an infinitesimally gradual nature. Since the discovery, SCP-5123 instances have been able to move a median distance of 1 μm11.
The exponential nature of the anomaly signifies that instances of SCP-5123 are estimated to gain full mobility on 14/09/2024, at which point an INTI Event is expected to occur. All instances of SCP-5123 are faced towards the exit of the main chamber.
Research on SITE-5123-Δ's history and lore12 has revealed that SCP-5123 entities were considered hostile, and posed a substantial threat to the human civilization that constructed SITE-5123-Δ. To prevent extinction, they were transmuted to statues via an unknown process. The discovery of the site is theorized to have halted this process, allowing an exponentially increasing rate of mobility to occur within each instance of SCP-5123.
Following the assessment of information, after the completion of the wall carvings translation, the following conclusion has been reached: The exact nature and full capabilities of SCP-5123 instances are unclear should they be released. As such, the potential of a high-level disruption event is highly probable.
Addendum 5123-1
TRANSLATED WALL CARVINGS - SCP-5123
8/9 carvings have been translated. Written language is a newly discovered subset of the Proto‑Quechua (ˈkɛtʃwɑˈ) dialect.
Part of WALL SECTION 4-β
WALL SECTION 1-β
WE, THE PEOPLE OF THE SUN GOD, LEAVE THE WRETCHED TO DWELL IN THEIR FILTH. THE EVIL DEMONS WERE NOTHING BUT BEASTS THAT HAD TO BE CLEANSED OF THIS LAND.
WALL SECTION 2-β
TO THE WEST OF HERE THEY WERE FOUND. COVERED IN BLOOD AND SIN. THE CRIES OF THE INNOCENT BABIES BROKE THE HEARTS OF GOD-FEARING MEN, AS THEY SAW THEM SACRIFICED TO THE [UNTRANSLATABLE]
WALL SECTION 3-β
THEY REVELED IN THE JOINING OF FLESH AND DIRT. ONCE MEN THEY WERE, LIKE US. BUT NOW THEIR PITIFUL VISAGE FOREVER MOLDED BY THE RITUALS THEY PERFORMED. THEIR FACES MALFORMED WITH EVIL INTENT, PUTRID HORNS GREW FROM THEIR HEADS AS THEY BECAME SAVAGES.
WALL SECTION 4-β
WE THOUGHT WE COULD SAVE THEM, THE WRETCHED WERE SO NOT BY CHOICE, BUT BY IGNORANCE. MISGUIDED BY THE CREATURES OF THE TREES; WE TOOK THEM IN, CLEANSING THOSE THAT REFUSED. AND BLESSING THE ONES THAT RELENTED WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND TRADITIONS.
WALL SECTION 5-β
BUT ATONEMENT DOES NOT COME FREE, FOR THE WRETCHED MUST LEARN THE WAYS OF THE SUN. TO BE SINGED AND BURNED BY HIM IS A BLESSING. TO BUILD DAY AND NIGHT THE TEMPLES OF WORSHIP IS A BLESSING. TO HURT AND DIE BY OUR HANDS IS A BLESSING. TO CARRY OUR POWERFUL SEED IS A BLESSING. TO SERVE US, IS A BLESSING.
WALL SECTION 6-β
THEY ENJOYED OUR BENEDICTION FOR MANY SEASONS, BUT WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE TRUTH. THEIR MERE ESSENCE IS ONE OF DESPICABLE DESTRUCTION AND HATRED FOR EVERYTHING THAT NATURE PROVIDED. THEY WERE NOT MEN, THEY WERE SUPAY.13 THEY STILL LOVED THE BLOOD AND THE FLESH OF THE FALLEN AND COVETED THE LAND OF THEIR UNHOLY MASTERS.
WALL SECTION 7-β
THEY GREW IN NUMBERS AND STRENGTH FASTER THAN US. THEIR OCCULT RITUALS WERE NOT HALTED AS WE DEMANDED, THEY GAINED IMMENSE POWER FROM THE LAND OF THE NAMELESS AND READIED THEMSELVES TO OVERTHROW THEIR DIVINE SUPERIORS. SUCH AS THE LAW OF THE LAND DEMANDS, IF ONE IS TO STEAL, THEIR HAND IS TO BE CUT. IF ONE IS TO LIE, THEIR TONGUE IS TO BE SEVERED. IS ONE IS TO BETRAY, THEIR LIFE IS TO BE TAKEN
WALL SECTION 8-β
DEATH WAS MERCY, AND SO, BEFORE THEY COULD USE THEIR UNHOLY GIFTS, WE TRAPPED THEM. AS THEY SLEPT, THEIR OWN DARK RITUALS WERE PUT AGAINST THEM. WE SAW THEM RUN AND SCREAM AND CRY AND BLEED AND SWEAR VENGEANCE UPON THEIR TYRANTS. AS SOON AS THE BLASPHEMOUS WORDS WERE UTTERED, THEY WERE GONE, NOW MERE BLOCKS OF RUBBLE, CURSED TO BE AWAKE FOREVER IN THE DARKNESS FROM WHENCE THEY SPAWNED. THEY MIGHT HAVE SOUNDED HUMAN, BUT THEY WERE LESSER. THEY WERE SERVANTS.
WALL SECTION 9-β
WE ABANDON THIS PLACE TO THE WILL OF THE SUN. FOR THE DAY SHALL COME WHEN HE IS TO CALL OUR NAMES TO HIS ISLANDS WHERE WE SHALL BE REUNITED WITH THE FALLEN. AS THE EARTH BURNS BY HIS POWER, MAY HE RELEASE THE BEASTS WE IMPRISON HERE, SO THAT THEY MAY SWALLOW THE EARTH AT THE COMMAND OF HIS WILL. WE IMPRINT THESE WORDS UPON THE STONE OF TIME AS WE DECLARE THE AUGURY OF THE SUN.
Addendum 5123-2
VOCALIZATIONS ANALYSIS - SCP-5123
To: Dr. Jeremiah Wilford
From: Researcher Robert Penrose
Subject: Unidentified vocalizations from SCP-5123
Greetings Doctor,
I know I am due to present this month's report, I sincerely apologize for this, but I have news regarding SCP-5123.
Something very unusual is happening on SITE-5123-Δ, multiple workers have reported hearing very low "humming noises" coming from one of the statues. After some investigation, we have found the source to be SCP-5123-735. It is my idea that our current hypothesis is incorrect, the statues are sapient, and this one, in particular, is trying to talk.
However, I have yet to confirm this, I will update you with the details.
Sincerely,
Robert Penrose.
To: Researcher Robert Penrose
From: Dr. Jeremiah Wilford
Subject: Re:Unidentified vocalizations from SCP-5123
Dear Reseacher Penrose,
It is quite unfortunate that you have not been able to provide me with your required work, however, this advancement is quite interesting. Please do research its potential hazardous effects, and if any are found an update shall be issued regarding SCP-5123's risk class.
When this investigation is done, and may it be a swift one, you are to return to your assigned duties as the project manager and continue the containment procedures of SCP-5123.
Yours truly,
Dr. Jeremiah Wilford.
To: Dr. Jeremiah Wilford
From: Researcher Robert Penrose
Subject: Re:Re:Unidentified vocalizations from SCP-5123
Dear Doctor Wilford,
I have assessed the vocalizations and have found no hazardous factors among staff, this includes but is not limited to: memetic effects, cognito-hazards, mental health deterioration.
I have been analyzing SCP-5123-735 and its vocalizations, I am confident that it is attempting to utter words, albeit incredibly slowly. I have also been hearing strange things around SCP-5123-735 that I can only describe as… whimpering?
I must ask if I may continue this line of research. I believe there is a way to prevent the potential grand-scale disruption of SCP-5123.
Sincerely,
Robert Penrose.
To: Researcher Robert Penrose
From: Dr. Jeremiah Wilford
Subject: Re:Re:Re:Unidentified vocalizations from SCP-5123
Researcher Penrose,
It is within my duties to remind you, that anthropomorphizing statues is enough grounds for me to have you dismissed of your position. I clearly do not want this to happen nor do I assume you do either.
Furthermore, the fact that you are continuing this line of research when you are still to send in multiple reports; indicates that you are not quite as sorry about it, as you initially stated.
I will order you to halt this investigation at once. If no hazards have been found with this new factor, then understanding it is hereby deemed a non-priority. Our job is to secure the absurd amounts of hazards present.
Time is of the essence, of a particular nuclear nature, may I add.
Yours truly,
Dr. Jeremiah Wilford.
To: Dr. Jeremiah Wilford
From: Researcher Robert Penrose
Subject: Re:Re:Re:Re:Unidentified vocalizations from SCP-5123
I have translated the statue's message.
It was in the same language as the wall carvings here.
The message is as follows:
WE ARE SORRY
What happened here?
SCP-5123
MOTION TO REASSESS SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY:
| YES | ABSTAIN | NO |
|---|---|---|
| O5-01 | ||
| O5-02 | ||
| O5-03 | ||
| O5-04 | ||
| O5-05 | ||
| O5-06 | ||
| O5-07 | ||
| O5-08 | ||
| O5-09 | ||
| O5-10 | ||
| O5-11 | ||
| O5-12 | ||
| O5-13 |
| STATUS |
| DENIED |
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Picture Credit:
- Taken by my dad, can't find the original Facebook post from 2009. http://i.imgur.com/VkLG0.jpg
- Released under the Public Domain. https://www.nps.gov/grba/planyourvisit/images/wildcaving.JPG?maxwidth=650&autorotate=false
Translations:
SCP-XXXX at time of initial discovery
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept on site of discovery and is to be routinely monitored every 16 hours for vital signs. An intravenous injection of morphine via IV drip is to be administered to the subject. No attempts to remove SCP-XXXX from its resting cavity are to be carried out.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a male caucasian between 35 and 40 years of age, approximately 1.82 meters tall. The subject is currently located in the Krubera cave, Georgia. SCP-XXXX is lodged upside-down inside a previously unexplored passage at approximately 200 meters below the earth's surface. The subject is animate and is capable of speech, it claims it got accidentally stuck when its gear failed during a cave exploration in the year 2004. The amount of time the subject has spent upside-down suggests it should have expired 26 hours after initial jamming, despite the aforementioned information, the subject continues to exhibit stable vital signs.
SCP-XXXX is in extreme distress as its body goes through the phases of a prolonged upturned rotation. Its organs weight is stressing its lungs, and as such it has great difficulty breathing, additionally the increased amount of blood to SCP-XXXX's heart and brain makes it so it experiences an increase in pressure on its cranium and eye sockets, as such SCP-XXXX suffers from severe cephalgia14 and binocular diplopia.15
However, SCP-XXXX does not seem to cross into the fatal phases of its condition, maintaining a stable, albeit painful, status. The reason behind the subject's perceived immortality is unknown and hypothesized to have initiated in the cave.
Local reports of "ghostly moaning" originating from the cave lead to the discovery of SCP-XXXX by Foundation personnel. Research on the social background of SCP-XXXX identifies him as Hank Roter, a solo hobbyist spelunker that was reported missing by its family on 01/01/2004.
Foundation efforts on procuring a way to rescue SCP-XXXX for further research have proved futile, and as such it has been officially deemed a non-priority. Failed methods of dislodgment are as follow:
- Man Power: Due to the scale of the chamber SCP-XXXX is located in, only one person is able to reach him by hand. As such manual retrieval has proved impossible.
- Explosives: Due to the risk of caving and potential neutralization of the subject and personnel, this method has been prohibited.
- Pulley System: SCP-XXXX's feet are too close to the chamber's ceiling to successfully pull it out. Initial attempts failed after too much force was applied to the system.
- Brute Force: Attempts at breaking SCP-XXXX's legs to allow dislodgment have proved impossible. The subject reports extreme pain but no fracture is caused. The possible cause could be of an anomalous nature.
Addendum XXXX-1
INTERVIEW LOGS - SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX as seen through a remote camera
INTERVIEWER: Agent Sandford
SUBJECT: SCP-XXXX
«BEGIN LOG»
Agent Sandford: Hello? Can you hear me?
SCP-XXXX: Oh my god! Is that… am I hallucinating again?
Agent Sandford: You are not! We are the SCP Foundation, we're going to get you out!
SCP-XXXX: Oh my god please, please do so. I can't take it any longer…
Agent Sandford: I'm sorry, but it's going to take a while. First, we would like to ask you some questions.
SCP-XXXX: It's not like I have anywhere to go!
[SCP-XXXX is heard sobbing for 1 minute, the sudden emotional distress increased its blood pressure and it subsequently fainted.]
«END LOG»
INTERVIEWER: Agent Sandford
SUBJECT: SCP-XXXX
«BEGIN LOG»
Agent Sandford: We're currently preparing for extraction. Can I get to those questions now?
SCP-XXXX: You're still here? I… go ahead?
Agent Sandford: Exactly, how long have you been stuck here?.
SCP-XXXX: 2004? It's been… so long. I used to count the seconds here. I lost count at… a year? Two? What year is it?
Agent Sandford: It is 2009.
SCP-XXXX: Jesus, I… ugh… my fucking head!
Agent Sandford: We can relieve your pain, but you have to answer us first. How exactly are you still alive?
SCP-XXXX: Please just help me, I… I can barely breathe… I…
[SCP-XXXX is heard struggling to breathe and talk. Questioning suspended until medicine can be administered to SCP-XXXX.]
«END LOG»
INTERVIEWER: Agent Sandford
SUBJECT: SCP-XXXX
«BEGIN LOG»
[SCP-XXXX was administered a low dose of hydrochlorothiazide and morphine. Due to the distressing emotional state of SCP-XXXX, the Ethics Committee has authorized that it be referred to as its legal name.]
Agent Sandford: Hank?
SCP-XXXX: That's so… much better. Thank you… thank you…
Agent Sandford: Hank… we need to know. How exactly are you still alive?
SCP-XXXX: Just pull me out, why are you asking so many questions?!
Agent Sandford: Help is on its way, Hank. What happened when you got stuck here?
SCP-XXXX: I… I ran away from home, my wife… she hated me. I hated myself. I had to leave. This was supposed to be a cleansing ritual… god that's so stupid… fucking read it in a website…
Agent Sandford: I mean, specifically when you got stuck.
SCP-XXXX: Huh? Sorry… I haven't talked to someone in so long… I wanted to explore the unmapped areas, a local told me this route led to… somewhere? I didn't really understand the word he used. I went it, my rope went loose, and I fell here.
Agent Sandford: Did anything else happen? Were you with someone?
SCP-XXXX: What else is supposed to happen? I was alone…
Agent Sandford: Hank, you've spent 5 years here. You should have expired 26 hours in…
SCP-XXXX: Expired? Who the fuck talks like that? Who are you people?
[SCP-XXXX refused to answer questioning until it was rescued.]
«END LOG»
INTERVIEWER: Agent Sandford
SUBJECT: SCP-XXXX
«BEGIN LOG»
[At time of recording the aforementioned dislodgment methods had been carried out.]
SCP-XXXX: Again! Please try again! Get me out of here! Get me out of here!
Agent Sandford: Hank… I'm… sorry. We've tried all we could…
SCP-XXXX: No! No! No, you fucking haven't! Get a drill in here, cover me in lube, blow the place up! There's more you can do! You can't leave me here!
Agent Sandford: The passage is too narrow, Hank… I can try and talk to my superiors and-
SCP-XXXX: You don't fucking give a shit, do you?
Agent Sandford: Excuse me?
SCP-XXXX: You just want answers, you ask and you fucking ask. You're not the police, you're not rescuers. Who the fuck are you? Does my family even know I'm still alive?
Agent Sandford: We're not allowed… to tell your family.
[SCP-XXXX laughs.]
SCP-XXXX: Of course! Clearly!
Agent Sandford: Hank… I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do here. If you tell-
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, alright. I'll tell you. It doesn't fucking matter anyway. I prayed. That's what happened when I got fucking stuck here! I prayed and I prayed for fucking hours and god fucking finally answered!
[SCP-XXXX is silent for 10 seconds.]
SCP-XXXX: When you're pleading that you don't want to die here… be more specific with your wording…
«END LOG»
ETHICS COMMITEE IMPORTANT NOTICE
SCP-XXXX
【BY ORDER OF THE ETHICS COMMITTEE】
THE SCP FOUNDATION WILL NOT CARRY OUT DR. ████'S PROPOSAL OF SEALING KRUBERA CAVE WITH SCP-XXXX INSIDE. COMMITTEE REVIEW OF SCP-XXXX'S CONDITION HAS DEEMED IT A NECESSARY USE OF FOUNDATION RESOURCES.
As such, with the issuing of this order, SCP-XXXX's containment procedures will now include daily doses of pain-killers and 24/7 psychiatric and psychological assistance.
Research on SCP-XXXX's abilities is still to be carried out.
- Dr. ████████[]
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Image credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech
https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/spaceimages/details.php?id=PIA23121
Unless otherwise noted, images and video on JPL public web sites (public sites ending with a jpl.nasa.gov address) may be used for any purpose without prior permission.
Translations:
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SCP-77777
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-77777 is currently impossible to contain by the SCP Foundation. Efforts are being made with the cooperation of world governments and independent contractors to ensure a way of containment in the near future.
Description: SCP-77777 is a celestial body of indeterminate size comprised entirely of anti-matter, currently traveling at the speed of light towards the planet Earth. SCP-77777 emits an unknown form of radiation capable of terminating any organic entity that comes near it in 1 femtosecond.
SCP-77777 is estimated to reach Earth on 30 Jul 2021 21:07.
There's nothing the SCP Foundation can do, and we're all going to die today very soon! Let's cut the bullshit, alright? I must admit I had fun writing it, can you imagine having something like this? No, you can't, we have much worse.
You do know that this database is confidential, right? I know you do, you took the effort of hacking into it, to try and see what you could find. Ain't you a little conniving bastard. The secrecy is there for a very good reason. We don't want this to get out to the public, that would make our jobs ten times harder and I don't want to deal with that.
Let's get to the point here. This is a dummy file, coded to redirect any idiot that tries accessing the SCP Foundation without covering its tracks well. That's you, by the way, you're the idiot.
I don't care who you are. Some sort of agent for the Chaos Insurgency, a researcher gone rogue (we have too many of those, get better material), a kid hanging out on the wrong IRC channels… doesn't matter.
What matters is, that you're in direct violation of Foundation guidelines, and as such we have to kill you right now.
No, just kidding, we can't do it outright. The Ethics Committee forbids it because of course they do. Every time I bring up the FACT that we need to be harsher with potential information leaks, they tell me "OH BUT ██████ THINK OF THE ETHICS INVOLVED."
Why is my name redacted? I literally cannot type my name out without it being redacted, that is how secret this whole thing is.
You can appeal the "immediate death" bit, down below you'll find a submission form, fill it and we'll get to you in about 1 - 3 business days.
In the meantime, don't tell anyone about this, alright?
-O5-██
SCP FOUNDATION TERMINATION APPEAL REQUEST
IF YOU WISH TO APPEAL YOUR TERMINATION ORDER PLEASE FILL IN THE FORM BELOW.
REASSESMENT REQUEST
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Content Creator abusing SCP-XXXX
Special Containment Procedures: Sequential anomaly scrubber bots are to scan every relevant social media website for instances of SCP-XXXX, these are to be actively be blocked from all browsers 24/7. SCP personnel infiltrated on relevant social media companies are to procure a method of patching out the exploits SCP-XXXX utilizes to manifest its anomalous properties.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an info-hazard that manifests as an invisible string of characters, the method of injection utilizes an exploit currently present in all social media websites, it is currently unknown if the presence of this exploit is deliberate. When an SCP-XXXX instance is attached with a piece of media16 the user's browser will start flickering different images at a steady rate of 1 image an hour. These images cannot be seen with the naked eye and require specialized anomaly detection tools to be identified.
These images contain memetic properties that mainly affect type-3 at-risk individuals, as such the majority of affected subjects are children between the age of 5 and 12. When an at-risk subject is exposed to an instance of SCP-XXXX for approximately 3 hours, the subject will begin to associate the consumed media with feelings of elation and community. As the anomaly progresses these feelings are intensified, culminating in perceived idolatry for the content's creator. This manifests in a sudden increase of social media followers for the user of the anomaly.
Foundation research has concluded that the top ████ social media influencers have used and/or are currently using instances of SCP-XXXX. Notable examples include:
- Tyler Blevins
- Seán McLoughlin
- Mark Fischbach
- Liza Koshy
- Jake Paul
- Felix Kjellberg
- Samuel de Luque
- Lilly Singh
The existence of SCP-XXXX was brought to the attention of the Foundation when an anonymous user, hereby designated as POI-XXXX-1, infiltrated secure IRC Foundation channels through unknown means. The user shared the information willingly; location tracking of POI-XXXX-1 is ongoing.
| User: foundationsux: joined channel #@1qd89
TLandonS19: ???
TLandonS19: Who are you, and how did you gain access to this channel?
foundationsux: look, dont have tiem. listen to me
TLandonS19: You have 10 seconds to identify yourself.
foundationsux: stfu
foundationsux: u morons should check this out
foundationsux: shared gratiosus.txt(436 kb)
QReedS12: System is picking that up as an anomaly. Identify yourself, we are currently tracking your location.
foundationsux: yeah whatever. it is a meme thing. search for it on the web or something with your bots
foundationsux: everyone uses it. all thos yuotuber people. thats how they get subs
foundationsux: better than viewbots
QReedS12: I can't get a ping on this guy.
TLandonS19: Just ran some scans, he's right. Somehow.
| User: siteadmin: joined channel #@1qd89
siteadmin: foundationsux: How did you find this information? Answer right now.
foundationsux: wanted some viewers for a friends stream
foundationsux: dark web seller
foundationsux: ████████.onion
siteadmin: How do you know about the Foundation?
foundationsux: stop askin
foundationsux: this shit makes kids go fuckin crazy over you
foundationsux: they will fuckin w o r s h i p anyone with this shit on it
siteadmin: Why are you sharing this information willingly?
foundationsux: i have a little brother
| User: foundationsux: leftchannel #@1qd89
Research on ████████.onion has identified it to be a domain ran by Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. The site offers users a subscription service (to be paid weekly) that promises to include instances of SCP-XXXX to any content posted to the user's social media presence.
| IWN45/N3OS8/4IGI5 | |
|---|---|
| Status | Selling |
| Demand | High |
| Value | 120,000USD/99,000GBP per week |
| Availability | Unlimited |
| Identifier | The Ultimate Viewbot! |
| Description | The best way to increase your social media presence! We will include this item to any title or description, and see your numbers rise as a multitude of children will see you as their one and only god. Rated PG-13. |
| Marshall, Carter and Darke, Ltd. | |
Translations:
SCP-XXXX
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a secure storage locker at Site-64. No personnel is allowed to use SCP-XXXX without Level-3 or above authorization. Due to SCP-XXXX's impracticality, if used its prognostications are to be ignored.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an automaton17 resembling a child, constructed in the year 1832 by watchmaker Robert Delain. If SCP-XXXX's crank handle is powered, and it is provided with ink and paper, it is able to automatically compose a sentence consisting of a prediction of the future of the subject that initiated its motion.
The note will accurately describe a future event but has a 95% chance of divining the incorrect outcome. As such SCP-XXXX's prognostications are deemed unreliable and impractical. Thaumaturgic divination runes within SCP-XXXX's mechanism seem to be misplaced.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX came into Foundation custody after an antique item auction sold the item to William Hanworth, an individual that is known to seek out and collect anomalous items. A scheduled raid on the individual's property was carried out, and one of the items recovered was SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX came packaged with official documentation detailing its origin and previous owners.
CREATOR | SCP-XXXX
Robert Delain
12/01/1832.
Ah yes, mine genius baffles me many a time. Last nite yet I've a dream, I got the most wondrous imagining! "The Writer", I shall bid it. O with this may the public finally agnize mine superior intellect to that of that hag Mildred.
15/01/1832.
Mine beautiful hand hath thus finished the sketches, oh yet what a wonder it is even in the paper!
16/01/1832.
Ah! The hag hath done it again! Strolled by her shop, and a terrible sight didst I see!
She's working on an automaton as well. Hath she been spying on me? Infiltrating mine own dreams?!
The designs must be revised now. Beshrew her!
18/01/1832.
Some calleth me a sir of many talents, those gents art correct. One of those talents is having contacts, one of which hast procured me a most interesting tome.
I have barely read it, and I understand it like a master, such is my intellect.
Can't wait to see Mildred's visage when she gazes upon it. It makes me giddy picturing it.
25/03/1832.
Oh, you have raised such a beautiful boy. I have finished the piece!
I am not a liar, but I must declare its properties truthfully. The machine may peer into the future of mortals, and writeth down its visions.
This is its first work of art, oh do I feel like a father holding its newborn!
You shall be victorious upon the showing of the art.
Aye! Victory it proclaims and victory I shalt have!
26/03/1832.
I am a failure.
PREVIOUS OWNER | SCP-XXXX
Sophie Prager
07/02/1939
I have found something most peculiar today, a little boy. Not a real one, though. It's a machine of some kind? It was below the floorboards and I'd say it's pretty old alright. I showed it to Adam and he went crazy over it!
09/02/1939
Adam has been toying with it for a few days now, he always loved to try and repair knick-knacks around the home. I remember when he broke dad's radio! It's nice to see him happy before he goes back.
14/02/1939
"The treat is not to be sweet."
That's what it wrote after Adam got it working. The treat… the one I was making, the pie. I poured sugar on it, it tastes like dung. Very amusing Adam. Next time I make dessert he's not getting any.
15/02/1939
Adam keeps making the kid write all sorts of bizarre messages.
"You will have a nice dream."
"You will forget where your glasses are."
"You are going to fall and catch your balance."
Is Adam messing with me? These are all… real? They all came true, how is that even possible? Last night after Adam went to sleep I used the machine again, this time there is no way he is messing with it, but it said: "Your pen will run out of ink tonight."
16/02/1939
This is unreal. It's a miracle, Adam is a genius! Or the man who created it? Either way, this is wondrous.
20/02/1939
I will hide the little boy, for now, Adam says he might know a way to make it work even better, but he is leaving soon. The army calls for its patriots and he must listen. It is sad seeing him go, especially under these circumstances of turmoil, Hans has said he thinks there's a war incoming. I hope it not to be true.
I asked it, if the war may happen, what will be of us.
"You are going to win the war."
It's the only comfort I can get, thank you, little boy.
Note: This document has been translated from german.
PREVIOUS OWNER | SCP-XXXX
William Hanworth
HANWORTH'S PERSONAL DIARY - AUDIO LOG
[BEGIN LOG]
<01:12 PM>: Ah yes! I finally got it! This will make a fine addition to my collection of beautifully crafted useless items. That reminds me, I have to figure out a better name… I'm getting distracted! I can't wait to try it, oh what facetious augury do you have for me, boy?! I'm so excited! Let's see here…
[Hanworth is heard rotating SCP-XXXX's crank handle, the sound of machinery is heard as it starts writing.]
<01:14 PM>: Hmm… it's rather slow, hard to read too… "The… Foundation… will… not… come."
<01:16 PM>: Fuck me…
[END LOG]
Special Containment Procedures: Active Foundation monitoring of international emergency phone lines is to search every instance of SCP-XXXX. The call is to be remotely accessed and connection to SCP-XXXX is to be cut. Foundation personnel will then extract location information from the caller and an MTF team disguised as police officers will address the caller's emergency.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a sapient entity auditorily resembling a woman, that impersonates an emergency call operator. A subject in a dangerous situation that dials an emergency phone line has a chance of being unknowingly redirected to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX can communicate in any language.
SCP-XXXX will then talk to the distressed subject following standard emergency line guidelines, but will eventually reveal that it is impersonating an operator. SCP-XXXX will profess knowledge of the subject's situation that it has not been revealed to, such as the identity of the assailant, location of the subject and fate of the subject.
SCP-XXXX will explain that any attempt of escape is futile and that the subject is most likely not going to survive their situation. SCP-XXXX will adopt a comforting tone and will attempt to calm the subject. It will then tell the subject that it can minimize the pain that they're about to experience, but that it requires their consent. If consent is not given SCP-XXXX will continue trying to persuade the subject into accepting.
If consent is given, the subject will immediately cease all higher brain functions for approximately 10 seconds, after which it will regain consciousness and profess to be SCP-XXXX. The dangerous situation where the subject was in will resume its expected course, but SCP-XXXX will be the one to experience the physical trauma for the victim.
To date, no subjects affected by SCP-XXXX have survived post-trauma.
Addendum XXXX-1
PHONE RECORDS
Clara Kendall - United States of America
«BEGIN LOG»
SCP-XXXX: 911, what's your emergency?
CALLER: Hello, I'm Clara and I, umh. There's someone outside looking uh… outside…
SCP-XXXX: How so?
CALLER: He's like… checking the place out and I, uhm… I'm an old lady and I'm… calling for—
SCP-XXXX: Hey Clara?
CALLER: I- uh… Yes?
SCP-XXXX: The man outside is Robert Price, he helped you with your groceries a week ago. He's here to kill you.
CALLER: Uh… I don't… understand.
SCP-XXXX: He's looking for a way to get in, he has a knife, Clara.
CALLER: What- what are you talking about? He's walking, looking, walking over- (slight pause) Oh- oh god.
SCP-XXXX: He's going to kick in the door and stab you. I- uh… everything is going to be alright, okay? I just—
CALLER: Is the police coming? I saw… a knife, he has a knife.
SCP-XXXX: There's uh- nothing they can do. I'm sorry. Look, we don't have much time, I can help you. I can take the pain away, you're going to be alright. Is that okay Clara?
CALLER: I— I don't…
SCP-XXXX: I need you to say yes… please, Clara.
[A thumping noise can be heard in the background as the assailant tries to break in.]
CALLER: Yes! Please— I don't want to—
[The phone is heard being dropped, after 12 seconds of inactivity it is picked up and the call ends.]
«END LOG»
Notes: Robert Price broke into 89-year-old Clara Kendall's home, she was found deceased, stabbed 53 times in the stomach by the assailant. No valuables were stolen.
Katie Torres - Canada
«BEGIN LOG»
SCP-XXXX: 911, what's your emergency?
CALLER: I— I— I— oh… oh…
[Caller is heard hyperventilating]
SCP-XXXX: Everything is okay, I can help you. Breathe slowly, alright? I need you to tell me what's happening.
CALLER: I— there are two men— I saw them come in and I…
SCP-XXXX: Where are you right now?
CALLER: Closet— I'm in the closet…
SCP-XXXX: Please listen closely, these men are here—
CALLER: I can hear them talking— talking close— right…
SCP-XXXX: I can help you take the pain away, is that okay?
CALLER: [INAUDIBLE]
SCP-XXXX: Hello? Hello?!
CALLER: Please— don't hurt… me. Please, please, please, plea—.
[The phone is dropped, a scream is heard as the caller is dragged out of the closet.]
SCP-XXXX: No! No, no, no, no! They're going to— Fuck! She doesn't deserve that, that should be me! That should be me!
[The call ends.]
«END LOG»
Notes: 16-year-old Katie Torres was found on her home, sexually assaulted and shot in the head by two unidentified men. Police investigation is ongoing.
Fábio Justo Brandão - Brazil
«BEGIN LOG»
SCP-XXXX: 190, Police, what is your emergency?
CALLER: Hey bitch!
SCP-XXXX: Hey?
CALLER: What are you wearing?
SCP-XXXX: Huh? Why the fuck am I talking to you?
CALLER: Why not, slut?
SCP-XXXX: Hmm… I still don't have enough info… Hey kid, what's your name?
CALLER: Cristiano Ronaldo.
SCP-XXXX: If you tell me your name, I'll tell you what I am wearing.
CALLER: (brief silence) Fá— Fábio…
SCP-XXXX: Oh… that's why you're calling…
CALLER: How big are your ti—
SCP-XXXX: Why do you want to kill yourself?
CALLER: Wha—?
SCP-XXXX: I know you're on a bridge, kid.
CALLER: No I'm not.
SCP-XXXX: Look… I— My job— I'm not a cop, alright?
CALLER: Yeah, you're the secretary.
SCP-XXXX: That's not what I meant… I don't get it… I only talk to hopeless cases… why… you?
CALLER: I'm not going to jump, I'm just pranking you.
SCP-XXXX: I'm so sorry… I don't know why you're here, I only know what's going to happen…
CALLER: I am not jumping!
SCP-XXXX: I can— (sigh) I can help you… I can take.. the pain… away…
CALLER: Who— who are you? Can you— can you really help me?
SCP-XXXX: I… yes, I can.
CALLER: I don't know… why I fe— feel this way. I want to stop feeling this way…
SCP-XXXX: Do you really want me to help you?
CALLER: Uh— I… yes—
SCP-XXXX: No wait—!
[The phone is dropped, after 20 seconds of silence sobbing can be heard.]
CALLER: Why? Why do I have to do this? I don't want to do it… please… I'm sorry… I can't do it… why him? Why this? Please— fuck, fuck, fuck!
CALLER: Fuck you! I know you can hear me! I am not going to do this, I understand the other ones, but not— not this! He could be helped, he can be helped! Ple— please… He's only… ten.
[Sobbing continues for 32 minutes. Call automatically disconnects.]
«END LOG»
Notes: 10-year-old Fábio Justo Brandão was found deceased from an apparent suicide.
Martin Walker - United Kingdom
«BEGIN LOG»
SCP-XXXX: You need to leave, right now.
CALLER: What— is this 999?
SCP-XXXX: Listen to me, I don't know what's happening to you. You need to leave where you are. Tell me your name, now.
CALLER: Uh—
SCP-XXXX: You're going to die, tell me your fucking name!
CALLER: Martin!
SCP-XXXX: Oh fuck… Martin, that smoke you're smelling, there's a fire.
CALLER: What do I—
SCP-XXXX: Cover your mouth with a cloth, where is the nearest exit?
CALLER: Agh! My hand! I can't open the door— (coughing) there's so much smoke…
SCP-XXXX: Ok, ok— uh…
CALLER: Is the fire department coming?
SCP-XXXX: I— they're not— I can save him! I still have time!
«END LOG»
Notes:
Junior Researcher Leah Wander
Evaluating Psychotherapist:
Dr. Jonah Verdante
«BEGIN LOG»
Dr. Jonah: 911, what's your emergency?
Leah Wander: Hello, I'm Clara and I, umh. There's someone outside looking uh… outside…
[The phone is heard being dropped, after 12 seconds of inactivity it is picked up and the call ends.]
«END LOG»
