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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-XXXX is a mobile puppet show theater, with the words “The Taylor” painted on the side. On the front of SCP-XXXX is a hatch with the words “Insert DNA” painted on it. Once DNA is inserted into the hatch, the curtains of SCP-XXXX will open revealing a felt rod puppet, hereby classified as SCP-XXXX-2, loosely resembling the person whose DNA was used to activate SCP XXXX’s anomalous properties. Once activated, SCP-XXXX-2 will ask the person who inserted the DNA, to ask a question pertaining to the person whose DNA was entered into SCP-XXXX. Once asked, multiple instances of SCP-XXXX-2 will perform a show, which answers the question in a “humorous” fashion.

The kind of question SCP-XXXX answers is related to the amount of DNA inserted. If an insufficient amount of DNA is inserted for the question that is asked, SCP-XXXX-2 will ask that more DNA is inserted. Questions relating to likes and interest costs a miniscule amount of DNA, while question relating to future events costs a Greater amount of DNA depending on the importance of the question.