Per 
- Aaron Siegel's Grave
- Memetic Memes
- The Six Nails
- Ame-No-Nuhoko
- MC&D/Arcadia Object
- Director Elias Day
- Pentapuses? Pentapi? Pentapeople?
- Human Furnace
- Church-Seeking Missiles
- Entropy
The mausoleum containing SCP-XXXX (Third from right)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained within a lead-lined building with the exterior appearance of a mausoleum. The antechamber possesses a concealed standard-size Scranton Reality Anchor. Embedded in the ground at least 3 meters from SCP-XXXX are 4 Malkuth-class scintigraphic cameras equipped with Kant counters.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a gravesite located in Franklin Cemetery, Essex County, Massachusetts. The headstone of the grave is composed of granite and measures 0.5 m in height by 0.25 meters in width. The inscriptions on the headstone (SCP-XXXX-A) are mostly faded away, except the epitaph1 and the magic square located directly beneath it. Said magic square possesses minor memetic properties such that an observer giving the sum will always give it as 13, when the sum is actually 34. Each of the numbered squares, when pressed, cause a recorded telepathic broadcast to play within the mind of the person who presses the number.
An artistic rendering of the square engraved on SCP-XXXX-A
When the area 2 meters below the grave is scanned by scintigraphic camera, a humanoid breach in Einsteinian space-time can be seen constantly emitting an anomalous kind of non-ionizing radiation. (SCP-XXXX-B). The radiation emitted by SCP-XXXX-B causes ontophysical disintegration in organic life (See File XXXX-ψ). SCP-XXXX-B is contained within coffin of unknown material which prevents the radiation from escaping into the surroundings (SCP-XXXX-C).
The radiation that SCP-XXXX-B produces causes complete ontophysical disintegration of organic material after 10 seconds of exposure (See Test Log XXXX-MONOLITH. Prior to disintegration, the Hume levels of the exposed material rapidly oscillate between 75/0.66 and 75/350. The surrounding Hume levels are unaffected by this oscillation. Once the process of disintegration begins, all exposed materials begin emitting Cherenkov radiation before completely disappearing. All non-organic material in contact with the exposed material remains.
BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL
The following file is Level 4/XXXX classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden.
XXXX
| Number Input | Message |
| 16 | DATA HERE |
| 15 | DATA HERE |
| 14 | DATA HERE |
Unauthorized access is forbidden.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-B is to remain uncontained in accordance with Protocol XXXX-SUPEREGO, which is maintained by Mobile Task Force Upsilon-00. If this control is broken, MTF Upsilon-00 is authorized to take any measures necessary to regain that control. SCP-XXXX-A is kept in a standard high security locker in Site-49. Access to SCP-XXXX-A is granted only at the discretion of O5 Command.
Description: SCP-XXXX-B is designation given to the lethal memetic element of all memetic kill agents. SCP-XXXX-B is the biologically inherent meme that gives memetic kill agents their properties2. SCP-XXXX-A is a document that contains an instance of memetic information that renders SCP-XXXX-B inert, thereby making the exposed individual immune to memetic kill agents.
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION ETHICS COMMITTEE
If you are reading this, you are currently under the effects of SCP-XXXX-A. Otherwise, the memetic kill agent embedded in this text would be affecting you. You may be wondering, why control this anomaly at all? Wouldn't it be better to release this information to all Foundation personnel, especially those involved with these sorts of dangerous memetics? The answer lies in the nature of the immunity provided by SCP-XXXX-A. That immunity protects from all memetic kill agents. That means that all of the memetic safeguards that the Foundation has in place would be useless. Therefore, any exposed person who could gain access to a file that they shouldn't can automatically bypass the final safeguard protecting the information. Such a potential breach of information would be disastrous to the Foundation and potentially to the world as a whole. Even if we keep the information within Foundation walls, if the Chaos Insurgency or one of the other GOIs got ahold of it, they could potentially access the Foundation's darkest secrets. Conversely, why would we keep SCP-XXXX-A in existence, if SCP-XXXX-B is so beneficial to us? Aside from the Foundation's general disdain for destroying anomalies, SCP-XXXX-A is useful in that certain permitted personnel exposed to it could be used to bypass any memetic kill agents other groups in the world of the anomalous might be using. As such, the Ethics Committee has decided that both the release and the neutralization of SCP-XXXX-A is too risky to chance.
— Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian, Ethics Committee Liaison
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 through -6 are to be separately contained in Class 6 standard-size storage lockers in Site 49. All personnel accessing SCP-XXXX are to wear SHEZMU Class protective gear so as not to come into contact with SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX consists of six iron nails, each approximately 11 cm in length. Each instance of SCP-XXXX has a unique symbol engraved on the head of the object. Each object, when within approximately 1 meter of at least 2 other instances of SCP-XXXX, manifests certain anomalous properties once they come into contact with mammalian flesh. Said anomalous effects are enumerated below.
- SCP-XXXX-1 causes the affected individual to develop a grey covering of tissue around their body spreading from the point of contact with SCP-XXXX-1. The anomalous tissue covers the subject in approximately 5 to 6 minutes. Approximately 5 hours after the entire body is covered, the cover splits open and the subject emerges, becoming an instance of SCP-XXXX-1-B. SCP-XXXX-1-B is a humanoid entity resembling the subject prior to exposure, excepting that all hair has disappeared and the limbs have lengthened to approximately 1.5 times their normal length. All instances of SCP-XXXX-1-B are nonsapient and are hostile.
- SCP-XXXX-2 has similar effects to SCP-XXXX-1, but the fleshy covering is thicker and dark red, and veins are visible throughout it. Once the subject emerges, they have transformed into SCP-XXXX-2-B, which manifests as an arthropod-like creature with a bulbous head resembling that of a humpback anglerfish (Melanocetus johnsonii). The entity is hostile and will consume any flesh it can access.
- SCP-XXXX-3 causes the subjects body to secrete a semi-transparent orange fluid, which hardens after coating the entire body. After approximately 1.5 hours, the hardened shell cracks open as the subject emerges, having undergone a metamorphic transformation into either a canid entity resembling a golden jackal (Canis aureus), designated SCP-XXXX-B, or a batrachian entity similar to a northern leopard frog (Lithobates pipiens), designated SCP-XXXX-C. Both entities are docile, but will become hostile if they detect any blood in their surroundings.
- SCP-XXXX-4 has no metamorphic effect, but causes the subject to become incredibly hostile and lose all higher brain function, reverting to an animalistic state. The body will become hunched and deformed, and the heart will enlarge, likely causing the subject to go into cardiac arrest.
- SCP-XXXX-5 causes the individual to lose all emotional capability, as well as basic desires for needs such as food or sleep. In such a case, the subject becomes extremely self absorbed, exhibiting psychopathic behavior 30 minutes after exposure. Left unattended, the lack of physiological drives that instances of SCP-XXXX-5-B possess ultimately results in the cessation of life function due to starvation or thirst.
- SCP-XXXX-6's effects cause the subject to
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be sheathed in a wooden saya (naginata sheath) and kept in a large storage locker. No water is to be allowed near SCP-XXXX except during testing.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Japanese naginata approximately 2.5 m in length. The object's handle is encrusted with unidentified gemstones of varying color. When the blade is placed in liquid water, its anomalous properties manifest. Particles of soil will begin to appear in the water at a rate of 0.2 g/s per millilitre of water. When analyzed, that soil contains an unusually high amount of nutrients, and strands of human RNA have been found in the soil. After being exposed to water long enough, SCP-XXXX begins manifesting humanoid entities once the soil produced becomes large enough to support them, designated SCP-XXXX-1. Said entities appear similar to humans, approximately 2.25 m in height, with abnormal regenerative capabilities. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are hostile, and are intelligent enough to use weapons.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was initially discovered during a foundation raid (Designated Operation XXXX-Ansuz on a cell of GOI-108, more specifically a third-wave Jirai group. The raid took place on 7/11/1978 after the Foundation received notice of anomalous activity around the southern California coastline. MTF-Theta-12 (Ronin) was dispatched, and recovered SCP-XXXX from the cell. Additionally, a manifesto was also recovered, and is detailed in file XXXX-SHINIGAMI.
Mission Log XXXX-Ansuz
Log Date: 7/11/1978
Foreword: Several Mobile Task Forces converged on a warehouse in which MTF-Theta-12's
surveillance confirmed IJAMEA activity. Suspicion was raised when a UIU agent's body was found
on a floating patch of land off the coast of California.<Begin Log>
General Steven Johnson: This is Team Bravo, do you read me Grey Leader?
Command Tower: This is Grey Leader, we read you.
Johnson: Okay Grey Leader. Team Bravo, are we ready?
Lieutenant Oswald Wells: Ready, General. The snipers are in position.
Johnson: Alright. Move out, team.Lieutenant Maxine Lord: Sir, we have a group of Jirai soldiers ahead of us. Prepare for combat.
Unidentified Jirai Soldier: *Unintelligible Japanese*
Sound of gunfireWells: Damn insurgents. Shoulda disposed of them long ago.
Johnson: Come along. Our information says that the anomaly should be through this hallway.
Lord: Roger, General.
Johnson: Looks like there's a bunch of heavily armored insurgents in there. Bravo-3, get the
rocket launcher. I don't want to take any chances.Brigadier Jason Kittridge: I have waited my entire life to hear those words.
Explosions echo throughout the hallway
Wells: Alright then. I like the new paint job on the walls.
Kittridge: Don't be crude, Bravo-2
Lord: Shut up, help me get this door open.
Audible grunting is heard, followed by a clanging noise
Johnson: Alright guys, what've we got here?
Kittridge: It looks like some sort of spear?
Lord: It's called a nagi-something, I think.Wells: What're these jewels on the thing? It looks ancient.
Johnson: I don't know, but we should probably notify the brass. This could be the anomaly.
Johnson: Grey Leader, do you read me?Command Tower: We read you. What have you found?
Johnson: Some kind of Japanese weapon, looks a bit like a spear. Might be the anomaly.
Command Tower: Bring it in, the staff researcher will take a look at it.
Johnson: Alright then. Move out, Team Bravo.
Kittridge: Wait, I think I found something.
Wells: What?
Kittridge: It looks like some sort of letter. It's in Japanese though, I can't read it.
Johnson: Alright, we'll bring that in too. The Foundation probably has a translator on-site.
Loud noises and gunfire
Lord: What the hell was that?
Wells: How am I supposed to know?Shuffling footsteps
Kittridge: What…what are those things!?!
Wells: I don't know, but they ain't friendly!
//Gunfire is heard, followed by the sound of bodies hitting the floor.
Lord: Phew. Yeah, there's definitely anomalous activity here. I wonder what-
Groaning and shuffling, followed by screams
Johnson: They're not dead!
Wells: We shot them! How else are we supposed to kill them?
Lord: I have an idea! Bravo-3, use the rocket launcher.
Kittridge: Yes sir.
The sounds of explosions drown out any other noise.
Johnson: I think that got them. Let's get out of here before any more of those monsters show > up.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Team Bravo successfully returned to base. After analysis by on-site researchers, the object's anomalous properties were discovered, and SCP-XXXX was moved to a secure site.
Note: The following document was translated from its original Japanese by Dr. Akira Yamamoto.
Esteemed members of the Imperial Japanese Anomalous Matters Examination Agency
This missive is sent to you for the purposes of reclaiming Japan's lost glory.
The Americans have come with their greed and their impurity and soiled Japan's honor.
We must unite IJAMEA and remove the oppressors from our homeland.It is our duty to control the anomalous in Japan, and to have other organizations involved with our affairs is a disgrace.
Enclosed with this letter is the Ame-No-Nuhoko (天之瓊矛). You may use it to wrest islands full of armies from the seas.
You are to use those armies to fight the Americans and reclaim Japan's honor.
Remember, we must be as Samurai. Strong and swift, unknowing of surrender, unyielding in honor.
Best Regards, the Black Shogun (黒将軍)
Investigations are ongoing into this "Black Shogun", now designated POI-658
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is kept in secure storage at Site 49. It is stored within a standard size containment locker on the premises. MTF-Gamma-65 (Cheat Codes) is to survey all video game markets for more instances.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a collection of 60 ROM cartridges designed for use by a SEGA Genesis. The label on an instance of SCP-XXXX reads "Arcadia Games: Dream Business Simulator" in purple font. The game on the cartridge is a simple simulator that has you start your own business, collect revenue, and so forth. The objects anomalous properties manifest once the achievement "Super Millionaire" is earned3. After the achievement is earned, the ontokinetic properties of the object cause the business the player has created to appear somewhere in the world (See Addendum XXXX-MIDAS).
Name: Elias Day, Ph.D.
Security Clearance: 4
Position: Director of Site-49
Current Location: Site-49
Personal Workspace: Floor 2, Site-49
History: Director Day is a taciturn individual. He is rarely involved with anomalies, preferring to busy himself with the bureaucratic aspects of his duties as Site Director. While Site-49 does have a few anomalies stored there, its main purpose is to collect records of anomalies before sending the backups to Site-01. As such, he works closely with RAISA, and by proxy Director Jones, though their direct relationship is tenuous at best. Director Day was formerly a researcher before [FURTHER INFO REDACTED FOR SECURITY REASONS] causing him to lose the usage of his legs. Prior to working for the Foundation, he was under the employ of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. Rumors abound that he bought his way out of their reach, but Day consistently denies them.
Name: Elias Day
Security Clearance: 4
Position: Director of Internal Security Department
Current Location: Site-49
Personal Workspace: Floor 2, Site-49
History: Director Day is a taciturn individual. He is rarely involved with anomalies, preferring to busy himself with the bureaucratic aspects of his duties as Site Director. While Site-49 does have a few anomalies stored there, its main purpose is to collect records of anomalies before sending the backups to Site-01. As such, he works closely with RAISA, and by proxy Director Jones, though their direct relationship is tenuous at best. Director Day was formerly a researcher before a Chaos Insurgency member that Day exposed planted a bomb in his office, causing him to lose the usage of his legs. Prior to working for the Foundation, he was under the employ of Marshall, Carter, and Dark. Rumors abound that he somehow bought his way out of their reach, but Day consistently denies them. Said rumors were spread by Day to further hide his true position. As Director of ISD, those who know of his true position in the Foundation find him untrustworthy. Director Day works to root out infiltrators and information leaks within the Foundation. He runs ISD with a steady hand, selecting only the most loyal Foundation agents to work for his agenda.
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedure: Instances of SCP-XXXX are to be contained within a designated Class 3 Deep-Water Aquatic Containment Tank in Site-78. The top of the tank is to remain closed at all times. Any personnel accessing SCP-XXXX must wear STRIBOG-Class protection suits. MTF Gamma-6 are to immediately report any instances of SCP-XXXX in the wild.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a group of mutated Octopus cyanea (Currently 55 are in containment at the time of this articles writing). All instances of SCP-XXXX possess 5 tentacles, and when exposed to gaseous oxygen, begin to emit a green smokelike substance, designated SCP-XXXX-1. When inhaled, SCP-XXXX-1 enters the lungs, and causes the subject to develop hallucinations of being underwater, looking up at the stars. After approximately 15 minutes without treatment, the smoke begins to condense in the lungs of the subject, and begins to impair respiratory function. After approximately 20 minutes, the subject drowns.
Discovery: 5 instances of SCP-XXXX were discovered in the Orlando Aquarium, Florida, when MTF Tau-55 (Stargazers) was investigating a group of Fifthists in a nearby city. After following a few leads, tickets to this aquarium were found, where the MTF discovered SCP-XXXX in a storage tank in the aquarium's basement. Several corpses affected by SCP-XXXX-1 were found in the basement.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in Provisional Site-302. Twice per week, one genetically altered swine of at least 350 lbs4 from a nearby Foundation-controlled farm are to be placed within SCP-XXXX by 1 D-Class personnel. The D-Class personnel is to wear a protective suit at all times. Any instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be returned to Site-302. The room in which SCP-XXXX is located is to be externally reinforced with steel plating. Any breach in the plating is to be reported to the Site-302 Security Director5 immediately.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a furnace in the basement of a █████ Industrial warehouse in Los Arrieros, New Mexico. When analyzed, SCP-XXXX was found to be composed almost entirely of human tissue, bone, and musculature. If SCP-XXXX does not consume at least 350 lbs of meat with human DNA, after approximately 5 days, it will begin to expand through the surrounding soil at a rate of approximately 1.15741e-5 m/s (1 meter per day). Any organic specimen it comes into physical contact with will be absorbed into its structure. This expansion will halt if the object consumes the requisite amount of human DNA. Approximately 4 hours after the procedure, SCP-XXXX will produce 1 ingot of non-anomalous silver, collectively designated SCP-XXXX-1. [FURTHER INFORMATION ON SCP-XXXX-1 REDACTED IN ACCORDANCE WITH PROTOCOL XXXX-KHONSHU]
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered when Researcher ████ Bianchi disappeared from his hometown of Los Arrieros. After the police force investigated, they discovered a blood trail leading to the warehouse containing SCP-XXXX. The detectives sent to investigate the warehouse disappeared, and the Foundation sent MTF Kappa-5 in to investigate potential anomalous activity behind the disappearances. They found that local silver tycoon Declan Yates had been performing kidnappings to utilize the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX. After Yates was wounded, he placed himself in SCP-XXXX before he could be terminated. Further research into Yates has revealed that he had ties to GOI-0010.
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Malkuth
Special Containment Procedures: Inapplicable
Description: SCP-XXXX is entropy. The continual loss of energy into an inaccessible form is anomalous.
Discovery: The anomalous nature of SCP-XXXX was derived from a complex set of equations as well as measurements taken from a number of ontokinetic anomalies.
