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Special Containment Procedures: All websites possible are to be analyzed for mentions or copies of SCP-5136. Any and all links to SCP-5136 are to be removed immediately upon discovery. At least two (2) copies of SCP-5136 are to be kept on encrypted flash drives at Site-██ for testing, and tests are not allowed to be run without O5 approval. Amnestics have no effect on the conditions resulting from SCP-5136 exposure, and can compound the condition.
Description: SCP-5136 is a collection of six (6) albums by J████ L██████ K████, better known by one of his pseudonyms, "The Caretaker". The albums are referred to altogether as "Everywhere at the End of Time", with each one being numbered 1-6.
Upon listening to any album in SCP-5136, the listener will begin to develop one of the many disorders that fall under the definition of dementia, including, but not limited to:
- Alzheimer's disease
- Lewy Body dementia
- Frontotemporal dementia
These symptoms can take weeks to years to develop, and the more songs are listened to, the faster it progresses.
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Item #: SCP-5788
Clearance Level 1: Unrestricted
Containment Class: Keter Euclid Keter
Disruption Class: 1/Vlam 2/Keneq
Risk class: 1/Notice 2/Caution
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5788 is to be kept in Site-62 in a 1 x 0.4 x 1 meter brick structure with a small flap at the side to allow for easy insertion, and the structure is to be placed in a room 5m x 5m x 5m or larger to allow room for possible teleportation.
Description: SCP-5788 is a perfectly round hole that can be picked up and moved, measuring 70 centimeters in diameter, and of an unknown depth. While carrying it, it is not a hole, but a black circle of some silky material.
SCP-5788 has teleportation abilities, causing it to be bothersome to contain and possibly dangerous if it teleports under a person. However, the teleportation attempts have been decreasing in frequency and distance, resulting in its reclassification from Keter to Euclid. As of Incident SCP-5788-1, it has been re-re-classified to Keter.
Upon picking it up from its current spot, the spot it was resting in will return to its original state, as if there had never been a hole there. It also acts as a carrying case. Upon dropping something into SCP-5788 and picking it up, SCP-5788 remains the same size. However, when subsequently putting it on a surface of the opposite orientation, the recently inserted object will fall out. This works horizontally as well. Putting something into it while it’s on a wall, then moving it to an opposite wall, will result in the item being ejected horizontally. The items tested had a momentarily skewed center of gravity, and were put into and removed from the hole along the testing room’s Y-axis, centering their gravity again.
Attempts to attach SCP-5788 onto something that could fit within its diameter resulted in the object getting sucked in from the bottom, and SCP-5788 rested on the ground as a black circle rather than a hole. Upon picking it up and attaching it somewhere else, it became a hole again.
SCP-5788 seems to be a portal of some sort, as when attached to a wall by Dr. H█████, she threw a rock in it, entered the room behind the wall, and found no traces of the rock nor SCP-5788.
SCP-5788 has a strong aversion to bricks, instantly spitting out all bricks dropped into it. Furthermore, bricks from the house undergoing demolition at [DATA REDACTED] were unable to enter SCP-5788 entirely, instead being kept away by an anomalous force.
A camera with a light was dangled into SCP-5788 with a sturdy rope in order to explore the inside. Upon recovery of the camera from SCP-5788, the film showed that there didn’t appear to be any inner walls, instead it extended beyond the camera’s zoom range in all directions. Various objects that the Foundation has no knowledge of inserting were floating around, including a large bag of marijuana and [REDACTED]. The rope holding the camera was intentionally cut, and as the camera fell deeper into the hole, the recording grew pinker and pinker, before the recording ended. The camera was still functional upon extraction, so SCP-5788 has been theorized to have an infohazard preventing recording devices from recording past a certain point.
D-1353 was gently lowered into SCP-5788 via a metal hook attached to a loop in a suit. This is the log of the conversation between D-1353 and Dr. H█████ through a walkie-talkie device.
D-1353: Whoa. There’s just emptiness down here. As far as the eye can see. Wait- is that a banana?
Dr. H█████: There’s no current record of there being a banana down there.
D-1353: Well there is. I have a feeling that I could float, just like that banana, if you let me go.
Dr. H█████: When the exploratory camera that entered this hole was released, it fell into a pink abyss before the recording cut out. Are you sure you wish to enter?
D-1353: Yeah, can’t you just get me out by putting the hole upside down?
Dr. H█████: All right, if you say so…
(D-1353 is released and falls quietly. After some time, a soft thump is heard issuing from the hole.)
Dr. H█████: What do you see down there?
D-1353: It’s a skeleton! It’s a skeleton!! IT’S A HUMAN SKELETON!!!
Dr. H█████: Calm down. They can’t be brought back to life, so you don’t need to worry. Now, what > do you see in there?
D-1353: It’s a pink fuzzy carpet floor, with a brown desk, a bed, and— ooh, what’s this on the desk?
Dr. H█████: WAIT! Tell me what it is first, then I will determine whether or not you may touch it.
D-1353: It’s a document called “The creation of the Hole.”
Dr. H█████: Careful, it might be a cognitohazardous read.
D-1353: Well, may I proceed to read?
Dr. H█████: (chuckles) Yes, you may proceed to read.
D-1353: (reading) The creation of the Hole by [NAME REDACTED]… “I have succeeded in making a movable pocket dimension which I have titled the Hole. I have since inserted numerous objects in, and it seems that when you reverse the orientation, it only spills out the last thing added in, and you must turn it back to its previous orientation and flip it over again in order to remove other things. Furthermore, the Hole can change something’s center of gravity if you insert and dump out an item at a sideways rotation.” Okey-dokey. Next page. “█/██/89. The Hole has been more trouble than it’s worth. Numerous things have been lost down there, and the auto locksmith is already tired of making me new keys.” I don’t see any keys down here! “Furthermore, the Hole now refuses to stick to the brick walls at my house at [LOCATION REDACTED]”
Dr. H█████: WAIT! Isn’t that the same place that SCP-5788 wouldn’t take any bricks from? D-1353: Well, I mean, I think. (continues reading) “I’m going to put the Hole by the Dumpster and make sure it simply stays a velvety black circle. I have been making every effort to prevent the Hole from falling into the wrong hands before the garbage is taken out, and it should be incinerated in a landfill by next week. ” Wow, what a dumb place to put it. They definitely found that hole. *snicker* Hey, is this a diary? It’s all pink and fuzzy and girly.
Dr. H█████: Sounds like a gender-bend-inducing memetic kill agent to me. But, since the document was safe, just go right ahead.
D-1353: Why would I read someone’s diary?
Dr. H█████: In the name of science.
D-1353: (reading) “Sooo Dear diary I guess because I found this like movable hole thing by the dumpster and so I finally bought a diary and after I’m done writing I’ll put it in the hole!!!! Now Daddy can’t invade my privacy anymore…” Yuck! “█/██89 Sooo I put my boyfriend in the hole to hide him and I CAN’T GET HIM OUT!!!” Oh god so that explains the body? “I usually stick the hole upside down but this time he’s not falling out!!! I keep trying to give him snacks and water in the hole, but he says it keeps floating in the air!” Awww… “█/██/89 I think Doug is dead!!! I reached a camera into the hole and took a picture and THERE WAS A BODY!!! I can’t tell Daddy because he doesn’t want me to date, and I’ve been crying a lot so I told him I got bullied but now he’s trying to talk to my school!!! ARGH THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!” Oh god no!
Dr. H█████: All right, time to dump you out.
D-1353: What if I suffer the same fate as “Doug”?
Dr. H█████: Well, I can always get lowered down on a rope and pull you out.
D-1353 did, in fact, have to be pulled out on a rope. Upon being removed from SCP-5788, he was dazed and confused, and expressed transgender desires. Class-B amnestics were effective in removing the memories of SCP-5788, and therefore the cognitohazardous effects.
SCP-5788’s teleportation abilities seem to function on flesh and marrow, and the reason for the slowing down of its teleportation and the reduction of the distance teleported is that the skeleton inside SCP-5788, though old, shows skeletal dents consistent with the forceful grabbing of flesh down to the bone, and it seems that the bone structure had all the marrow forcefully extracted. The tests below were run to prove this theory.
Experiment log 3
| Input | Results |
| One (1) live dog | Black hole effect, but only sucking up red items. Upon removal of the dog, said dog had passed away after its heart was found to be missing. Researchers carrying out this test were found to have profound blood loss resulting from the suctioning of blood due to its red color. |
| One (1) live cat | Black hole effect, but only sucking up blue items. Upon removal of the cat, said cat was found to have a large chunk of skin and adipose tissue missing from its posterior. |
| One (1) Caucasian male | Teleportation. Upon removal of D-5539, the D-Class was missing skin, adipose tissue, and muscle fibers from his abdomen. |
| One (1) African-American D-Class | Same as the Caucasian D-Class. SCP-5788 seems to have no discernment of race. This experiment was subsequently repeated with Hispanic and Asian D-Class subjects, and similar results were produced. All D-Class recovered from their injuries. |
Yeah, yeah, I know you're not supposed to feed humans to scips. But this was a test with a very low death risk that would only cause loss of some flesh, not the whole person! -Dr. H█████
Dates of the diary found in SCP-5788 suggest that it can subsist off of one body for over 30 years. This is not linear, as its teleportation ability has been decreasing, suggesting that it once had almost unstoppable teleportation abilities until the amount of flesh began decreasing significantly.
Incident SCP-5788-1
SCP-5788 managed to teleport directly underneath D-7575 in his cell, allowing it to teleport with greater speed along greater distances with the use of human flesh. By the time the containment breach had been discovered, D-7575 had already died. As of █/██/20██, SCP-5788 is still awaiting recontainment. As well as its Containment Class reclassification, Disruption Class has been changed to Keneq, and Risk Class to Caution. Missing persons reports have been increasing in numbers, this increase coinciding with the containment breach. Reports of SCP-5788 sightings have described it increasingly bigger than the original size with each report. If SCP-5788 continues to expand, it could swallow buildings, cities, countries, or Earth in an XK-Class End-Of-The-World Scenario.
Recontainment is a top priority.
