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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored upside down in a standard storage locker. SCP-XXXX can only be removed by personnel with Level 3 clearance or higher. Individuals who consume SCP-XXXX-A outside of a testing environment are to receive immediate orthodontic attention.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a red and white striped, plastic popcorn container with, "popcorn", written on the side in block letters. SCP-XXXX is always full of lightly buttered popped popcorn hereafter labeled SCP-XXXX-A. Whenever SCP-XXXX-A is removed from SCP-XXXX, an equal amount appears after a brief period of time. If SCP-XXXX is emptied completely and placed with the open end of the container down, no instances SCP-XXXX-A appear. This also occurs if SCP-XXXX is filled completely with any liquid or solid.

The anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX-A occur only when they are consumed by a human. If the individual gets part of the kernel of SCP-XXXX-A caught between their teeth or gums, SCP-XXXX will immediately become empty. After this point, unless the first kernel piece is removed, more and more kernels fragments appear in the subjects teeth at a rate of about one fragment every five seconds. This pattern continues for about an hour, then ceases. If the original kernel piece is removed, the anomaly will end immediately and all other kernel fragments disappear. The subject often experiences extreme discomfort and some gum damage, but rarely any serious injury.

Note: The bottom of SCP-XXXX has a small cursive phrase that reads,"Why not?".