Per 
Name SCP-173-2-J
Object class Euclid Keter*
AppearanceSCP-173-2-J is a raccoon like entity that can change form and it has been seen as some grass, a personnel, itself with a mustache, and a home seller (Howard Hanna company). If SCP-173-2-J breaches containment, all staff must contact the DAB (The Decillion Anused Baboon[SCP-106-2-J, yes Dr. Bright mated with SCP-106])and the NTF and all wallets or loose change must be hidden/or secured from SCP-173-2-J.
SCP-173-2-J in standard clothing
Special containment procedures
SCP-173-2-J is currently held in site [[REDACTED]], with it’s parent, SCP-173. It turns out Dr. Bright has mated with SCP-173 for unknown purposes which resulted in SCP-173-2-J. SCP-173-2-J was born on [[REDACTED]]/[[REDACTED]]/16. SCP-173-2-J is to be contained in a 15x15x15 meter room lined with titanium in the interior, a form of radioactive spaghetti (SCP-41-D3N73-J because SCP-173-2-J hates Italians for an unknown reason) in the middle, and 2 foot thick titanium exterior. The mixture is to be replenished every 6:00 AM, 12:00 pm, and 6:00 pm everyday. Inside the cell, there must be the following items: A tree with a hole in it, a small house with a kitchen. All of the cabinets and refrigerators must contain ONLY these items: Garlic powder, tomatoes, garlic, burrito bread, beef(natural only, source must be observed to make sure is 100% natural), onions, mushrooms, cheese(Italian only), and lettuce. SCP-173-2-J must only eat these items or it will get hyper active and start chewing on all entities that are in the cell. There must also be freshly planted and watered grass in the containment cell with natural animals. If there are any leaks and/or tears, (sewage pipes, gas pipes, electrical wire, and clothes) staff must immediately contact any authorities to fix it and if it is gas, SCP-173-2-J will then be pansexual and try to sexually harass any staff in the area. If it is sewage, SCP-173-2-J will obtain the water, drink it, and then cause a sticky liquid to appear in the glass while everybody’s back is turned as well as his. Following that activity, SCP-173-2-J will dump the liquid on any staff member and encourage the staff to do violent sexual activity. If the staff do so, SCP-173-2-J will be pleased and then will swallow the staff and still encourage them even more. After that, SCP-173-2-J will then start shaking and the containment cell must be evacuated immediately. SCP-173-2-J ‘s pants will stretch in the genital area and break. All staff that have an attraction to males must leave immediately. The monitors will be distorted and SCP-173-2-J will start producing [[REDACTED]]. Dr. [DATA REDACTED] has been mentally scarred from this event due to the fact that he witnessed it from site 19-2 from the monitors. If it is electrical wiring, SCP-173-2-J will immediately dash to the corresponding area and form pills from it. Basically, the pills make your [[REDACTED]] five times the size for five days per pill. If SCP-173-2-J gets ahold of these and uses them, his [[REDACTED]] will grow 50 times the size for 50 days. It will harass any entities in the cell. If this happens, then starve it and it will shrink to baby size. One millimeter. This makes it docile and it will mysteriously teleport to SCP-4099’s room and steal all of his calming material. If SCP-4099 is replacing said product, SCP-173-2-J will anomalously obtain seeds for SCP-420-J, put them through SCP-914 on very fine several times. Then, SCP-173-2-J will urinate a bright and glowing green liquid with the viscosity of Archers Farm brand maple syrup. SCP-420-J will grow in almost and instant. Then SCP-173-2-J will use the good stuff and it’s eyes will widen and then it will fall over. Afterwards, it will use SCP-294 and receive a liquid drug and it will have a seizure for roughly 50 minutes. After that it’s final event will happen. It will attempt to cause a containment breach. This scp has caused quite a few breaches. In fact, a large quantity of the unrelated or censored security breaches have been caused by SCP-173-2-J. Finally, if there is a tear in clothing, SCP-173-2-J will dash to the rip and rip off any more clothing and violently harass the entity, causing blood or anything inside the thing it is harassing to come leak out. This includes: living things, plants with large holes, rocks with large holes and no spiky parts, and even stuffed animals and toys. Staff must have a clearance level of 4 to enter. If SCP-173-2-J comes in contact with any form of currency/valuable item, the person who owned the currency/valuable item last will have mysteriously earned crippling debt. If any personnel are house hunting, they must not go near SCP-173-2-J until they find a house and live in it for roughly a month. If they don’t, SCP-173-2-J will offer a house with an address that is unreachable. The personnel will also be in crippling debt as well.
Interview log 1/ Incident Log 173-2-J-a
Dr. S: Hello SCP-173-2-J
173-2-J: (raccoon noises)
Dr. S: okay. Where did you come from?
173-2-J: (nods head to the right)
Dr. S: what? Where?
173-2-J: (steals wallet)
Dr. S: what the [REDACTED] ?
173-2-J: (unzips Dr [REDACTED]’s pants)
Dr. S: WHAT THE [REDACTED] ? LEAVE ME ALONE! NOOOO!
173-2-J: (grabs Dr [REDACTED]’s [[REDACTED]])
Dr. S: HE’S GOT MY [[REDACTED]] ! HE’S GOT MY [[REDACTED]]!
173-2-J: (tears off and steals Dr [REDACTED]’s [[REDACTED]] and forces Dr [REDACTED] to pay it a crippling amount of money for hospital bills)
Dr. S: INTERVIEW OVER, INTERVIEW OVER! MY [[REDACTED]] ARE MISSING! HELP! THERE IS BLOOD AND [[REDACTED]] EVERYWHERE! CALL 911!
End tape
Approximately 32 personnel have been sent to the hospital with the same injury. The women who were injured, though, could only feed their babies with bottles from then on. The reason why SCP-173-2-J does this is because this way it earns more money and it can “make the foundation great again”.
Incident Log 173-2-J-b
One personnel has bravely entered the site and smacked 10 pills out of SCP-173-2-J's hand. Staff have obtained some and used it on SCP-682 and it’s [[REDACTED]] grew 50 times the size for 50 days. SCP-682 demanded mates so staff emptied the acid and put in five large female crocodiles. The entire chamber was overflowing with acidic yet unharming [[REDACTED]]. Only two personal survived and one of them could not wash off the taste of C ₆H ₈O ₇ with C₁₂H₂₂O₁₁ and H2O, germanium, and a mixture of some Saturated fat, Polyunsaturated fat, Monounsaturated fat, Cholesterol, Sodium, Potassium, Protein, Vitamin B-12, and Magnesium. It is currently unknown how he knew how those tasted like. The babies appeared radioactive so Dr. Bright “accidentally” incinerated them with SCP-457-2-J which is a blowtorch chainsaw like baby that eats lit matches. Dr. Bright later made SCP-682-2-J, the little peanut. It can break people’s [[REDACTED]] a little like SCP-173.
Incident Log 173-2-J-c
Staff have tried putting raccoons inside the cell of SCP-173-2-J and it turned them female, harassed them and started a communist army. The army had scored a relationship with the water of SCP-1974. Personnel had to insert antifreeze but they put it in the kitchen and labeled it as ‘green sugar stew’. 15 raccoons died. Next they tried putting in male raccoons but the scp still turned it female and this time violently harassed it and all 183 raccoons were due the day later. Then the army increased (due to the birth) and there was more harassment. Dr. Bright attempted and successfully tore the [[REDACTED]] off of SCP-173-2-J. The raccoons mysteriously had access to the kitchen which we blocked off and then smoke bombs were put in the chamber. Unfortunately, it counted as a gas leak. No raccoon fatalities and they all turned into raccoons with anime like powers/style. There was an unknown source of the song “1273 Rockefeller street” playing. It never has seemed to stop. That day, the scripture of SCP-12 has changed to “1273 Rockefeller street” as well. The change the location of SCP-173-2-J has been considered by the O5 council.
Incident Log 173-2-J-d
After the smoke bombs were inserted into the chamber roughly 17 NTF died due to internal bleeding, burst bladders, burst intestines, and severe stretching/bursting of the [[REDACTED]]. The reproductive parts of SCP-173-2-J seemed to have extreme healing properties and were back. Radioactive raccoons that appeared female and had bear traps in it’s reproductive area were put in the chamber. SCP-173-2-J's [[REDACTED]] were cut off but grew back. Now, it grew about 70 times the size of its average and broke the titanium robot in half.
Incident Log 173-2-J-e
About [[REDACTED]] months after accident 173-2-J-4, a level 4 scientist put a naked D-class personnel and SCP-173-2-J's eyes lit up. The other thing that went up went 13.758 meters tall. The d-class personnel shivered in fear and yelled to be set free from this terrible horror. It was no use. The D-class’s bottom was penetrated and he was impaled. He then kneeled over and died. The scientist also tried to come in and save him but he too was violently done. SCP-173-2-J’s [[REDACTED]] broke the door and broke the rest of the door containing most scp’s at site 19. That includes all of the SCP-something-2-Js that Dr. Bright has created. Also, during the event, Dr. Bright lured SCP-173-2-J into a room full of electrical tears and damaged wiring. This was glory to the monster. It formed approximately 1,006,660 pills. Dr. Bright took and used them all. His [[REDACTED]] grew 5033300 times the size for 5033300 days. He had to stay in the generator room for that long and here came three unfortunate SCP-939s and they saw the massive thing. 25,166,500 inches long. They were all violently harassed and they each had meguplets. Three million babies in total, all designated SCP-939-1-J to SCP-939-3000000-J. They could only mimic sounds that are produced during pleasure or during [[REDACTED]]. They all had to be contained in a special pit with infinite resources aka SCP-5000. They never came out and just made a new dimension. The SCP-5000 dimension, dubbed hell 2: the reproductive boogaloo. D-class have been pushed in and screamed with fear of being harassed until said event Their screams stopped while they died of internal bleeding.This has been considered a successful termination attempt for SCP-939 and all SCP-939-###-J's as Dr. Bright proceeded to fill the hole (approximately 34 meters down) with titanium and plutonium infused concrete after some testing. His intentions are currently unknown because he refuses to tell.
*has been changed to keter because of Incident log 173-2-J-a (go to the interview log for further information.
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