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Item #: 5049
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The object is to be contained within a human containment cell, no less than 2m x 2m. The room that the object is stored in is to be furnished with a twin bed, and instruments to track the vital information of the subject. It is cooperative with most foundation personnel, but has found a liking to make researchers ask things of him politely, or refer to him as someone ranking higher than them. Its reasoning for this is because “It’s funny to make you bastards refer to a piece of scum like me as your superior.”
Description: The subject, formally known as D-290412, is a male, 172 centimetres in height and weighing 64 kilogrammes. Subject has been shown to have a regular pulse, body temperature, and healthy internal organs.
Addendum 5049.A: The execution of D-290412 for assault and manslaughter of Doctor [REDACTED].
Subjects: SCP-049, D-290412Preface: D-290412 is introduced into SCP-049’s containment, as per request of a subject from SCP-049. D-290412 used as subject in order to conveniently execute him, while also fulfilling SCP-049’s request. “Killing two birds with one stone.” As Researcher [REDACTED] suggested.
Observation Notes: SCP-049 approaches D-290412. D-290412 is showing no signs of fear. The doctor touches D-290412’s throat, an action that would usually result in the formation of an instance of SCP-049-2. However, D-290412 did not drop dead. SCP-049 proceeded to state: “My work here is done. You are cured.”
Addendum 5049.B
Doctor Trebel: Hi! If you have any feedback on the way this is written, please send me a message to tell me. I’ve been reading a good few of these things recently, and this is the first I’ve actually written, so suggestions on how to improve would be great! Thanks for taking the time for reading.
SCP-5049: …How the actual fuck did you get inside my containment?
