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Quackmania

Item #:SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be locked in a 10m x 10m concrete chamber with no windows and at least 2 security officer¹ at any time.Any researchers that wish to study the ducks from the machine may only create up to 100 ducks at a time.Any more ducks require clearance from a level 3 researcher as to not create overwhelming amounts of ducks.

Description:SCP-XXXX is a machine that looks to be made up of steel plates and gears. SCP-XXXX is 5 feet tall and 6 feet wide with a lever on the side and a large hatch on the front of the
machinery. SCP-XXXX weighs approximately 10 kilograms SCP-XXXX purpose is to create ducks that emerge from the machines hatch.There is a nob setting on how many ducks you want to create.The settings on the anomaly is 1,10,100,1'000,5,000,10,000 and MAX .The ducks that come out have no anomalous properties²and are often either released or taken for further study.However if released in groups of at least 5,000 they will proceed to attack and devour the human or humans who created them. The ducks that are produced are designated SCP-XXXX-A.The species of duck is seemingly random as no 2 similar ducks come out at a time.

The following is the first test conducted on SCP-XXXX. A male D-class was designated D-XXXX-1 and was sent in to test the machine.

Test-1

<Begin Log, [ 2:00 3/██/1999]>

Dr.██████: [D-XXXX-1 approach the machine.]

D-XXXX-1: [O-Okay]

Dr.██████:[Now what I want you to do is to pull the lever located on the machine.]

D-XXXX-1: [Done]

The machine started to rumble

D-XXXX-1: [W-what the hell?]

A duck had waddled out of the machine

<End Log, [ 2:06 P.M. 3/██/1999]>

Closing Statement: [Dr.██████ was promoted to head researcher on SCP-XXXX. D-XXXX-1 survived and was moved back to his cell.]

After several tests on the machine Dr.██████ decided it was finally time to test the machines MAX setting.A female D-class was designated D-XXXX-8 and was sent in the cell to test it.

Test-MAX

<Begin Log, [ 11:00 A.M. █/20/2000]>

Dr.██████: [D-XXXX-32 approach the machine.]

D-XXXX-8: [Yes sir]

Dr.██████: [Now set the nob at max.]

D-XXXX-8: [Ok done.]

Dr.██████: [Now I want you to pull the lever.]

D-XXXX-8 proceeds to pull the lever

D-XXXX-8:[OH OH MY GO-]

D-XXXX-8 was devoured by the SCP-XXXX-A that had been created

<End Log, [ 11:11 A.M. █/20/2000]>

Closing Statement: [After D-XXXX-5 was devoured Dr.██████ deemed the max setting too dangerous and prevents and staff from using it.]

Dr.Harrison had suggested an experiment and Dr.██████ had approved.The project was named Project Hatchery-XXXX and Dr.Harrison was lead researcher on the project.The goal was to hatch SCP-XXXX-A from eggs of existing SCP-XXXX-A.

Project Hatchery-XXXX- 4/19/2002

Subject:
A dozen eggs harvested from a flock of SCP-XXXX-A

Procedure:
The eggs will go through 28 days in a average duck incubator.

Results:
Eleven out of the Twelve eggs were either deformed or didn't hatch at all.The deformed SCP-XXXX-A had to be terminated as to infect the surviving SCP-XXXX-A.The last egg however did hatch and produced an average mallard duckling.

Analysis:
The successful duckling was designated XXXX-S. XXXX-S is now living in Dr.Harrison's labratory. Dr.Harrison.was intrigued and has plans for more experiments on the eggs.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered in an abandoned warehouse in early 1999 in [REDACTED].People had been complaining about not being able to sleep to due the sounds of quacking.Field Agent Ford noted that it was still winter and ducks had not yet returned from their migration.He informed local SCP Foundation members and went to search the ware house with 3 other armed agents.The Foundation agents arrived and found SCP-XXXX.

Foreword: The following log is Agent Ford talking to Agent ███ upon the discovery of SCP-XXXX
<Begin Log>

Agent Ford: Well,what the hell is this thing.

Agent ███: Who cares? The jobs of those fancy researchers is to find out.

Agent Ford: The Foundation cares. Now we gotta haul this back to base.

Agent ███:I suppose your right. Lets go.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: [The field agents brought SCP-XXXX back to Site:43.1 week later the first test began on SCP-XXXX.

Just a reminder no personnel are allowed to keep any specimens of SCP-XXXX-A unless otherwise stated.
-Dr.Benjamin

Footnotes

1. In the event of a containment breach the the current security officers are under orders to evacuate the facility with SCP-XXXX

2. Note:This is only for ducks made in batches of less than 5,000

Reverse Ants™

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Description:SCP-XXXX was a classic ant farm that was marketed in a magazine in the 1960's.SCP-XXXX was branded under the name Reverse Ants™.The plastic toy was order only and would arrive in 1-3 weeks upon purchase.The ant farm came with the so called Reverse Ants™ in a plastic tube.The instructions however were not the standard ant farm instructions.Instead of being told to put the ants into the fridge children were told to put the ants in the oven precisely at 149 degrees Celsius for 10 minutes.Once the 10 minutes were completed the ants had changed form.The and are hereby designated SCP-XXXX-A.

Following research shows that members of a SCP-XXXX-A colony do not have exoskeletons and instead have bones and flesh that seem human.Further more pigmentation in the ants has changed resulting from a red exoskeleton to blue flesh -Doctor William

The ants had been reversed.Instead of a red color they were blue and had no exoskeleton.
The instructions states the following:"Do not feed the ants.They do not require feeding and in doing so you would kill them off."

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