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Date: July 15th, 20██ - October 8th, 20██
Subject: SCP-1471-A-96 Redacted Experiment Log
Notes: SCP-1471-A-96's host has revealed to be an average person with no anomalous properties or abilities whatsoever. As a result, their experiment logs did not have any abnormal results and were all consistent with what would be expected to happen from a regular person. Their experiment logs have been deemed superfluous, and as a result have been redacted from this report. Due to A-96's past history of stealing an SCP object from Site-17, the properties of the anomalous items used in these tests will not be accurately explained to the test subject, so that it would have less of a desire to steal them.
Note To All Researchers: All researchers working with SCP-1471-A-96 are encouraged to append their results to this experiment log in the following format:
Test #:
SCP Involved: (Only when applicable.)
Procedure: (As detailed description of the experiment being performed.)
Results: (Only applicable if the procedure is not tested under multiple of SCP-1471-A-96's physical states.)
Results 01: (The results of the procedure when SCP-1471-A-96 is visually manifested.)
Results 02: (The results of the procedure when SCP-1471-A-96 is physically materialized.)
Notes: (Thoughts and conclusions after studying the results of the procedure.)
[BEGIN LOG]
Test #: 019
SCP Involved: SCP-348
Procedure: SCP-348 is placed on a table infront of the test subject, they are asked to consume whatever appears inside of the bowl. Test subject’s holding cell was intentionally kept at an uncomfortably cold temperate for several days leading up to the test, and the the test subject was intentionally infected with a strain of the flu virus that all on-site personnel were previously vaccinated against, so that the test subject would be adequately sick enough to perform the test. The test subject is told that the bowl will produce whatever form of soup that their taste buds would desire most.
Results 01: The test subject stared into the empty bowl, no soup was produced. Test subject expressed disappointment, asking how long it would take until “soup’s on”.
Results 02: The test subject was happy to see the bowl fill with soup, which the test subject then began to consume. The test subject complained that the soup felt extremely unsatisfying, only finishing it after researchers dumped several packets of saltine crackers into it. It was later observed that the symptoms of the test subject’s pneumonia had significantly improved. In the bowl, a message appeared, "For ████████████. Never settle for those awkward feelings of being alone ever again. MalO is an exciting and interactive experience that will keep you engaged and intrigued. The anxiety of social situations can be nerve-racking, but after just a few hours of MalO you will soon forget all about those painful emotions of disappointment. Be part of the new craze that is quickly becoming the next social substitute. Remember, the more you participate, the more MalO will engage you. Your experience is completely up to you. Absolutely NO ADS. Enjoy!"
Notes: The results of this test suggest, as expected, that instances of 1471-A do not have a father. It is believed that SCP-348 simply referenced the closest thing to a father that A-96 has, which would be the MalO ver1.0.0 app’s listing in online application stores.
Test #: 020
SCP Involved: SCP-978
Procedure: The test subject is told to hold a neutral posture and expression, and that a picture is being taken simply to be used for the sake of documentation.
Results 01: The picture was empty, showing only the empty wall behind where the test subject was previously standing.
Results 02: The test subject appeared in the picture positioned face up while laying on a black suede couch and holding what appears to be a small television remote control. The test subject's head is resting on the lap of her host, Takeo ██████, who is also seated on the couch. It's host's hands are resting on the test subject's head, and appear to be rubbing the test subject's ears. Based on it's facial expression the test subject appears to be enjoying the experience immensely.
Notes: It seems possible that SCP-1471-A-96 might have a soft side after all, even if only toward their host.
Test #: 021
SCP Involved: SCP-956
Procedure: SCP-1471-A-96 is to enter SCP-956’s containment room, then attempt to get SCP-956 to activate it’s anomalous properties. A-96 is encouraged to use any means necessary to awaken SCP-956, although researchers believe, due to A-96’s somewhat abrasive personality, that all it should take is A-96 simply talking to SCP-956. The test subject has been told that waking up SCP-956 will make it sing Mariachi music to her.
Results 01: The test subject attempted to get the attention of SCP-956 but was ignored until getting bored and attempting to exit the containment room. SCP-956 attempted to activate it’s anomalous properties but was unsuccessful, becoming extremely agitated.
Results 02: To the delight of SCP-956, A-96 entered a physically materialized state and was immediately affected by SCP-956’s anomalous properties, promptly being bludgeoned to death. To 956’s horror and frustration, A-96 re-materialized in the room approximately 20 minutes after being killed. SCP-956 would attempt to kill A-96 several more times over the course of the hour, before finally calming down after realizing that it's attempts to permanently kill A-96 were ineffective.
Notes: It appears that SCP-1471-A-96 is able to somehow revive after death. Subsequent interviews led researchers to believe that so long as A-96’s host is still alive, A-96 should be able to later re-manifest after sustaining enough damage to be killed. There does appear to be some form of cool-down period between each subsequent revive, as it seems there is a longer delay each time the ability is subsequently used.
Note To All Researchers: For the love of gods, stop letting A-96 talk to 956! I understand that you all think it’s “funny” and “cool” to see anomalous entities being friends and interacting with each other, but it’s dangerous! 956's containment depends on her being locked inside of her containment room. A-96 can teleport. If A-96 shifted 956 out of its containment room to “get pizza” and “get hammered on tequila” like all of you keep joking about waiting to see- sure, that does sound like it would be entertaining to imagine, but what happens if 956 wanders off and finds a school? It is our responsibility to protect the public, not cause wanton destruction and chaos, and A-96 seems intent on being the self-proclaimed "chaos coordinator". As of now, all tests involving any form of interaction between A-96 and 956 are off-limits.
Addendum 01: Experiment Log Transcript
Test #: 022
SCP Involved: SCP-055
Procedure: The test subject is to enter SCP-055’s containment room, commit as many details to memory as possible, then return to researchers to report her findings. Any findings reported by A-96 are to be taken with a grain of salt however, as it has been known to find amusement in trolling researchers with false information.
Results 01: The test subject returned from SCP-055’s containment room with a seemingly clear memory of whatever it observed in the cell. However to it’s frustration, researchers were unable to remember anything that A-96 told them, and any information about SCP-055 that A-96 physically wrote down also seemed to fade away from the pages shortly after being written. Upon re-materializing, A-96 was unable to remember any details about SCP-055.
Results 02: The test subject returned from SCP-055’s containment room with no memory of what it observed in the cell.
Notes: Later that day, A-96 recanted it’s story and claimed to suddenly remember what it saw inside of SCP-055’s containment room, stating that it was where “Gaben was hiding all the unreleased copies of Episode Three”, before being shushed by her host Dr. Kuroda.
Test #: 023
SCP Involved: SCP-500
Procedure: One (1) SCP-500 pill is placed on a table infront of the test subject, they are asked to consume it.
Results 01: N/A
Results 02: N/A
Notes: While the proposed test was initially approved, approval was later retracted after receiving multiple protests from Dr. Stuart stating that there was "nothing wrong with A-96 that needs to be cured".
Test #: 024
SCP Involved: SCP-999
Procedure: The test subject has been instructed to remove her robe and hug SCP-999.
Results 01: A-96 was confused, misunderstanding the goal of the test and calling the researchers involved “degenerates”. The test subject proceeded after being given a more detailed explanation, but did not experience any kind of euphoric reaction from physical contact with SCP-999, causing SCP-999 to become distressed.
Results 02: A-96 experienced a euphoric reaction to SCP-999 and became extremely hyper, de-manifesting then re-manifesting to a dog-like feral form to cuddle with and lay on SCP-999. Once A-96 feel asleep and was separated from SCP-999, she de-manifested. She later re-manifested in her standard humanoid appearance.
Notes: This is the first time we have ever seen A-96 take on any form other than her standard bipedal anthropomorphic humanoid form, and even her host claims that he never knew that A-96 was capable of taking on that form. When questioned, A-96 seemed extremely embarrassed, refusing to speak on the matter.
Test #: 025
SCP Involved: SCP-507
Procedure: Approximately 2 weeks following SCP-507’s last “shift” event, SCP-1471-A-96 is to hold his hand for every moment of every day until his shift ability activates. For once, the test subject has been fully debriefed on SCP-507’s abilities, and SCP-507 has been fully debriefed on A-96’s abilities. The test subject has been asked to attempt to shift herself and SCP-507 back to their home reality if they both are successfully shifted to an alternate reality by SCP-507.
Results 01: The test subject was extremely reluctant to follow through with the testing procedure, particularly expressing discomfort with having to hold hands with SCP-507. SCP-507 was much more eager to participate in the test, expressing excitement about meeting A-96 in the days leading up to the test, most likely due to his interest in the paranormal and mythological. Approximately 15 hours after the test began, SCP-507 shifted to an alternate reality. As hypothesized, the test subject was not shifted to the alternate reality with SCP-507. SCP-507 reappeared in our reality 4 days later. The test subject was no longer reluctant when asked if she would proceed with the next stage of the testing procedure, and mainly expressed concerns for SCP-507’s safety after he had been gone for so long.
Results 02: While waiting to shift, the test subject and SCP-507 discussed the events that had happened in the alternate reality that SCP-507 had gone to during the previous shift event. To “save her energy” A-96 only physically materialized the palm of her hand while waiting for the shift, claiming that the rest of her body would get shifted with her palm since it was all attached. Approximately 5 hours after the test began, SCP-507 shifted to an alternate reality, taking the test subject with him. SCP-507 and the test subject did not reappear in our reality until 58 days later. Unexpectedly, the test subject was unable to shift herself and SCP-507 back to their home reality, claiming that none of her shift-related abilities could function due to her “not knowing where she was”, and the pair was stuck in the alternate reality until SCP-507’s shift ability activated to return them both home. The pair claims to have been shifted to a reality where giant reptilian birds and other extinct species from various geological periods were still alive and roamed the world. With SCP-507’s food rations only lasting for several days, the pair was forced to scavenge for food and make their best attempts at surviving together while waiting for SCP-507’s shift ability to activate, having to remain in physical contact during the entire duration of the event so that the test subject wouldn't get left behind.
Notes: It appears that SCP-1471-A-96 is unable to shift to any location she has not visited before, and if transported to an unknown location in any way that she doesn’t how she arrived, she will be unable to accurately shift to any other location as well, claiming that she would “get lost”. It also appears that she is unable to shift items from her pocket dimension to her location during this time, as she wouldn’t know the path of how to move the items to herself. SCP-507 and A-96 seem to have developed a close bond from the experience, and in the weeks following the test have made multiple requests to see each other again, most of which have been denied.
Test #: 026
SCP Involved: SCP-458
Procedure: This test was actually proposed by the test subject, as she had previous experience with the SCP involved and demanded access to it after returning from her previous test involving SCP-507, which caused her to be “stuck in the woods for 2 months with nothing to eat but tree bark and pine cones”.
Results 01: The test subject was extremely quick to conclude the first half the test, impatient to begin the second half. She opened the box to quickly show the researchers that it was empty, before shutting it and immediately switching to her physically materialized state.
Results 02: The test subject opened and closed the pizza box multiple times, collecting 6 slices of pizza total, as well as 1 Cheese Calzone. The first slice was a slice of BBQ Chicken pizza. The second and third slices were both slices of Triple Extra Cheese pizza with Cheese Stuffed Crust. The fourth slice was a slice of Bacon, Sausage, Pepperoni, Ham, Chicken, Spinach, Onions, and Green Peppers. The fifth slice was a plain slice of Sicilian pizza. The sixth slice was a slice of Chicken Bacon Ranch pizza.
Notes: Apparently, Cheese Calzones counts as pizza.
Test #: 027
SCP Involved: SCP-173
Procedure: The test subject is to be escorted into SCP-173’s cell by on-site security, then left alone. She is instructed to stare at SCP-173 without breaking line of sight for approximately one (1) minute, then is asked to look at SCP-173 while blinking repeatedly for thirty (30) seconds, then to look away from SCP-173 for one (1) minute. A digital camera will be used to take pictures in rapid succession of the test, and will be later combined as a slideshow to observe the results of the test, with an audio recording of the test being played simultaneously.
Results 01: SCP-173 was not immobilized while the test subject stared at it, and surprisingly did it's best to avoid interacting with A-96, as if it was offended or unsatisfied with A-96 looking at it while she was in a de-materialized state.
Results 02: SCP-173 was immobilized while the test subject stared at it, and was free to move again when the test subject blinked or looked away. Unexpectedly, whenever SCP-173 was able to move, it chose to turn away from the test subject as if trying to ignore her.
Notes: Was SCP-173 being petty? The outcome of the test suggests that SCP-173 may be sapient after all. A-96 seemed very grumpy when interacting with researchers after the test concluded, repeatedly stating that "peanut is an asshole".
Test #: 028
SCP Involved: SCP-096
Procedure: While this test was not officially requested or approved to be conducted, the test subject subsequently came into contact with SCP-096 as a result of a containment breach caused by SCP-173 immediately after the previous test.
Results: As expected, SCP-096 did not react to A-96 while she was in a de-materialized state, but did react when A-96 changed to a physically materialized state to distract SCP-096 from attacking other individuals in the area. The tracking beacon in A-96's collar revealed that she repeatedly shifted to different locations in a remote section of national forest in New Mexico. SCP-096 immediately traveled to her location to attack her, and the satellite surveillance showed SCP-096 continuing to follow her as she shifted around the area, until SCP-096 eventually lost interest and returned to a docile state. A-96's collar’s audio recorder then revealed her attempting to speak to SCP-096 and comfort it after returning to a de-materialized state, however SCP-096 did not respond or acknowledge her presence. A-96 then shifted SCP-096 into it’s backup containment cell at Site-19, before de-manifesting from exhaustion. A-96 re-manifested in close proximity to her host approximately 42 hours later.
Notes: Based on the previous behavior we’ve witnessed from A-96, we hadn’t expected her to be that empathetic.
Test #: 029
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Test #: 030
SCP Involved: SCP-1504
Procedure: The test subject is to sit in a chair opposite the table where SCP-1504 is seated. The test subject is then to speak with and observe SCP-1504 to report any variations that she can see in his anomalous properties.
Results 01: To everyone's confusion, the test subject began arguing and shouting expletives at SCP-1504. In response, SCP-1504 apologized repeatedly and politely asked her to stop, which only seemed to enrage the test subject. The test was concluded early after test subject reached across the table to strike SCP-1504, and she has been moved to her specialized containment cell at Site-17 for a time-out.
Results 02: N/A
Notes: When interviewed, SCP-1504 claimed to not understand what he did to cause A-96's outbursts, and expressed concern for A-96's safety. Unexpectedly, in the weeks the test, SCP-1504 has repeatedly requested to speak with A-96.
Test #: 031
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Test #: 032
[LEVEL-5 ACCESS REQUIRED]
Test #: 033
SCP Involved: SCP-017
Procedure: SCP-1471-A-96 is to enter the acrylic cage inside of SCP-017’s containment room, then see if SCP-017 reacts to her shadow. Should SCP-017 leap at the test subject’s shadow while the test subject is in a physically materialized state, the test subject is to de-materialize and shift to retreat behind one of the high-intensity arc lamp spotlights pointed at SCP-017’s acrylic cage in it’s containment room.
Results 01: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Results 02: N/A
Notes: N/A
Note To All Researchers: All tests involving SCP-1471-A-96 are to be put on hold indefinitely. Should A-96 be willing to resume participating in tests after recovering from her injuries, and a series of psychological evaluations be successfully conducted, all future tests must be approved by Site’s Director, Ethics Committee, and at least 2 on-site Containment Specialists. While repairs are made to Site-██ and the positions of deceased personnel are in the process of being filled, I hope you all can look back on this event and be reminded why Keter-class anomalies like 017 are not to be taken lightly.
[END LOG]
